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Topic: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  (Read 2689 times)

Offline nataliethepianist

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The world may never know, though it has been stuck in my head for days.

Offline nataliethepianist

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Hm. I'm thinking 50 logs

Offline Bob

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A lot?
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Offline lostinidlewonder

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Well a Woodchuck is a singular, so it can only wood chuck once, otherwise it would be called a Woodchucker. We don't call Anteaters, Anteat.
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Offline nataliethepianist

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Insightful

Offline krystellle

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Well a Woodchuck is a singular, so it can only wood chuck once, otherwise it would be called a Woodchucker. We don't call Anteaters, Anteat.

:o  I don't understand what you're trying to say here.  Call me dumb.   :P

Offline pianowolfi

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That's easy:

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But the real question is:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Offline goldentone

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But the real question is:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 ;D
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Offline krystellle

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 :P

Offline nataliethepianist

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Darn these Chuck Norris jokes! "If he could chuck wood", so could he chuck it at all?

Offline collectivecolors

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Why, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood duck would duck.
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If Chuck Norris signed up to pianostreet...oh well nevermind  ;D
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