Hmmm... so far here are the results:
- Nana_ama does not think she is a trained piano monkey, nor anyone else and assumes Im having a bad day. I was in a pretty good mood actually, but Im sick of seeing so many 12 year olds bragging about their Rach 3, so many idiots say Mozart is crap and all that kind of stuff.... hence, I think you are piano monkeys (which is the best adjective I can find for this kind of thinking)... right now, I KNOW I used to be a trained piano monkey myself, maybe I still am and don't realize it.
- Saturn laughs, which I think is exactly what an intelligent person would do. Take it personally, most probably you are a piano simian.
- Tash admits he is a monkey to some degree. I disagree though, your diamond tiara is way too funny to make you a monkey in my eyes.
- Motrax hits the nail right in the head with the last part of his post. Those of you who don't talk about the piano here but prefer to engage in games (as I do lately) I woldn't know if you're a monkey unless your post looks something like this:
"I'm a piano monkey."
or something like this:
"Ballade for Adeline kicks ass!!!"

I have seen only 10 people or less who I completely and positively disqualify as piano monkeys though. Some of you are still on the doubtful side. Most of you can go climb an ape and play Für Elise though.
- rlefvbr took this so personally though, that I wouldn't be surprised if he's in the middle of a jungle somewhere enjoying his piano songs though. By the way, check the introduction. Im 22 years old, and Ive been posting here so long I really don't have any reason to look for my "15 minutes of fame". I posted this because I think what I said. Maybe it offends you because the shoe fits?!
- ChopinBallade, if I ever see a video of trained piano monkeys, Ill be sure to post it here, just realized what a funny sight it would be. Or you could just ask rlefvbr to give a recital.

So... will this stupid thread die?, or will there be some other idiot out there to take it personally?