Pieces you like/hate that were never written by composers that did not exist.

[thalbergmad]

Right, lets see how we get on with this one.

Thal

[commissiona]

Albinoni's Adagio?

[starstruck5]

I like 'The Flight of The Unborn Bee' - by Rimskydinadinadov

[drkilroy]

Hm, perhaps "Serenude (for devious instruments)" by P. D. Q. Bach? I like his cantata "Gott sei dank, daß heute Freitag ist", too.

Best regards, Dr

[49410enrique]

Debussy the 3rd's "children's corner in a round room" suite for mouth harp and cell phone ensemble.

[jimf]

The "four elements"... 

[redbaron]

Sea Cucumber Concerto by Shitemonger for piano, strings, 12 glasses of water and various bodily functions.

[drexo]

Remastered version of 4'33 by John Cage, named Eternity.

[thorn]

I was going to say 4'33 anyway.

I don't count it as a piece of music. By any stretch of avant garde imagination, Varese's assertion that "music is organised sound" is applicable. Even pieces of music that sound like random gibberish, there is a method to the madness though not to everyone's taste.

4'33, however has no kind of organisation. Therefore, to me, it is not music/a piece, but a cleverly done plagiarism of an age old philosophy. Cage did not "write" anything, and as such can not be counted a "composer" in the context of this entity (not music or piece).

As for whether or not I like or hate it... I do like it. It is quite therapeutic to take time to just sit and listen to your surroundings.

That is my answer to this riddle.

[thalbergmad]

How about Opiss Clawvisfurballitchybum by Krappyhorseshoe Snorabji.

That has to be my fave.

Thal

[costicina]

This thread is very promising...

[commissiona]

This thread is very promising...

Yep , thalbergmad, I think you really have a mega-hit, here!

[grandstaff]

Sonata for Jingle Keys in F Sharp Minor (the third movement is my favorite)

[j_menz]

Symphonic Paraphrase on the Dead Parrot Sketch from Monty Python for two pedal pianos and minature bagpipe in E#major by Charlie Valentino Trashcan

[philb]

Austrian Country tunes by linnissy

[angierc]

Since Liszt have 'Years of Pilgrimage', I'd love him to compose 'Years of Pilgrimage to Heaven/Hell'...
-a concerto featuring cuckoo sound as the soloist.


And if there is an impossible composition, check out Igudesman's coughing Polka.. I'd love him to write a solo coughing piece.. (just kidding)

[austinarg]

Variations on the Diarrhea song, for farting-and-burping female chorus.

[pianoplunker]

Sea Cucumber Concerto by Shitemonger for piano, strings, 12 glasses of water and various bodily functions.

I have found that Shitemonger sounds very similar to Mofart. You cannot accomplish it without true and total relaxation techniques.

[pianoplunker]

Remastered version of 4'33 by John Cage, named Eternity.

I heard there was copyright issues with it.  It will have to be 10% different to be performed legally.

[nanabush]

Chopkovsky's stacattocatta for mixed vegetables.

[danielekstrom]

Musica Fecal by Fedrico Mompoo

[sasuke_10]

A. B. C. Bach (1456-1500) - Variations on a theme of Chopin in L triple sharp minor for a half piano and a computer keyboard.