Front page "review" then. 
CNN BREAKING NEWSFive elderly people collapses because of this highschool kid's incredible piano playing!
Interviewer: how do you feel about this?
Me: Valentina Lisitsa, if you're watching this, marry me please! I love you!!!
Interviewer: okay, that's enough now.
*camera pans away*
Interviewer: yes, a very interesting-
*I run in front of the camera*
Me: marry me!!! We'll revive Scriabin and end the world together!!!
interviewer: hey what the *** are you doing?! Get out of here!
*I grab the camera*
Me: marry me pleas-
News anchor guy: Now, North Korea has just threatened us with a nuclear attack! Whatever shall we do!
That would be sooooooooo funny!!!