Do you consider yourself hawt?

[senanserat]

If you weren't you, that is the someone the other gender or if you swing that way(not judging here) would you do yourself? Which in this case wouldn't be yourself.

So, you think you're dem sexy biest or wut?

I'd me.

Discuss.

[thalbergmad]

I am beyond good looking.

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.

Thal

[cabbynum]

I am beyond good looking.

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.

Thal

It comes with a hatred of schumann... I had the same problem until I started lying and saying I love his work

[outin]

If I were part of the other sex, I don't think I'd be very picky, so why not... 

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I think I'm normal.

[kakeithewolf]

For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".

[cabbynum]

For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".

My mom says I'm a very handsome young man... So I think that should tell yuh

[senanserat]

For someone to deem me attractive, they would have to have a blood alcohol level of .50 or higher, be near the LD-50 of at least three separate hallucinogens, have suffered heavy brain damage, or have absolutely no concept of dignity or standards.

In short, I'm the complete antithesis of "hawt".

In before he post a picture that melt the hearts of every female in this forum. By the way I am so handsome I have to wear a mask in my recitals, else people get distracted.

[kakeithewolf]

In before he post a picture that melt the hearts of every female in this forum. By the way I am so handsome I have to wear a mask in my recitals, else people get distracted.

Half my face droops, I have uneven facial hair growth, my eyes are unequal sizes, I have a large amount of nipple and calf hair, I smell like rotten Funyuns dipped in durian sauce, my teeth are all crooked and have large gaps, I have eczema all over my nose and eyebrows, my eyebrows are like caterpillars, I have a 3.5 inch tongue, one of my ribs is jutting out on my left side, I have an enormous rear, and my genitals are shorter than either of my thumbs.

Tell me if this is the kind of "heart-melting" you were looking for.

[rachmaninoff_forever]

Everyone should post a picture of themselves!

[senanserat]

Half my face droops, I have uneven facial hair growth, my eyes are unequal sizes, I have a large amount of nipple and calf hair, I smell like rotten Funyuns dipped in durian sauce, my teeth are all crooked and have large gaps, I have eczema all over my nose and eyebrows, my eyebrows are like caterpillars, I have a 3.5 inch tongue, one of my ribs is jutting out on my left side, I have an enormous rear, and my genitals are shorter than either of my thumbs.

Tell me if this is the kind of "heart-melting" you were looking for.

Sounds like something Kim Kardashian would be into. NEVETHELESS! Don't despair, there is always dem knife.

Alright but beware for I am too how to behold



Do you like my authentic Gucci black glasses?

[kakeithewolf]

Sounds like something Kim Kardashian would be into. NEVETHELESS! Don't despair, there is always dem knife.

No surgeon can fix this. It's just impossible.

[senanserat]

No surgeon can fix this. It's just impossible.

You haven't heard of the 20kg scrotum it seems.

[ahinton]

I am beyond good looking.

You mean that you were once good looking but at your present age you are now beyond that? If you say so!

Women throw themselves at me on a regular basis.

That sounds like aggression; they should be throwing themselves on you...

Best,

Alistair

[kakeithewolf]

You haven't heard of the 20kg scrotum it seems.

That example pales in comparison to the 303 pound multicystic ovarian tumor.

[senanserat]

That example pales in comparison to the 303 pound multicystic ovarian tumor.

Dude ewwww... >.>  What is coming the world to if you cannot draw a line.

[kakeithewolf]

Dude ewwww... >.>  What is coming the world to if you cannot draw a line.

Ovarian cysts and tumors are actually notorious for large size. They grow out of control very fast due to the speed of cell division, IIRC.