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Offline mjames

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God, I hate Bach
on: June 29, 2014, 01:19:31 AM
I like his music but I hate his fanatics. By far the most annoying types in classical muisc. You can't even have a conversation about him without some scumbag talking sh*t.

"Oh right now I'm working on his prelude and fugue in e minor, wtc1"

"OH MY *** GOD IS THE GREATEST GENIUS OF ALL TIME, IT IS A FACT, IT IS ABSOLUTE"

"Uh ok, sure"

"YOU CANNOT DISPUTE IT, IT IS NOT TASTE, IT IS NOT AN OPINION, IT IS A FACT"

"Ok shut the *** up"

"LOL WOW YOU DONT LIKE BACH, WELL YOU'RE AN UNEDUCATED sh*t WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC. HE IS GOD, DON'T FIGHT AGAINST IT, ACCEPT HIS GENIUS"


Yah you get the jist(gist?), Bach lovers (not all obviously) are annoying as ***.

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #1 on: June 29, 2014, 01:31:28 AM
Watch out for Rach4 then.  He loves his Bach.  Haha.
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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #2 on: June 29, 2014, 01:51:56 AM
By far the most annoying types in classical music.

Haha. You really do need to get out more. Meet some Wagnerians.
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Offline mikeowski

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #3 on: June 29, 2014, 02:05:46 AM
And I'm sure a certain Mr.mad could tell you a thing or two about those annoying Schumaniacs.

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 03:40:27 AM
This almost reads as an r4 post. 

Did he recruit you for the Everest mission?
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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 04:51:44 AM
We're slightly amused by your plea.
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Offline outin

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 05:14:25 AM
Instead of hating him I choose to ignore him  ;)

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #7 on: June 29, 2014, 06:36:56 AM
Dude...Bach is the most...If you play Bach unemotionally, then you need more jesus in your life!!! Playing Bach is like praying to god. It is good fighting evil. I can't tell you how many times I've cried to Bach. LOL
Please tell me you love these, too? Book 1 c sharp, then c sharp minor (Lament!!)...omg the s charp minor. e major, f sharp major, f sharp minor (I CRY!!! to the fugue), g minor, g# minor, a major, a minor (is amazing), b minor...Book 2 D# minor is such a beautiful pain in the butt...Every time I play the fugue book 2 in g sharp minor, I just…can't

The english suites are beautiful. I absolutely love the mass...Dang...
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Offline outin

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #8 on: June 29, 2014, 07:00:09 AM
Playing Bach is like praying to god.

One more reason not to. No offense to anyone   :-*

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #9 on: June 29, 2014, 07:17:49 AM
JESUS IS COMING - so pretend you're playing bach.

Offline coda_colossale

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #10 on: June 29, 2014, 10:51:53 AM
I thought this was going to be about how difficult it is to learn and play the damn fugues.

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #11 on: July 17, 2014, 12:34:43 PM
I thought this was going to be about how difficult it is to learn and play the damn fugues.
welcome to the world of criticism.....                                                                                                            well for me i dont like playing bach either.. just that he wrote more for organ.. am a fan of brahm's  and schumann's... beethoven is a god!!!

Offline rachmaninoff_forever

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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 06:24:31 AM
hey majames we need more people like you around here!!!  Wanna help me end the world on Mt. Everest?

I hate Bach too!!!  To hell with him! >:(
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Re: God, I hate Bach
Reply #13 on: July 23, 2014, 04:56:43 AM
awaiting awesome_o or j_menz sarcastic comment...

lol jking
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