How fast can you run a mile?

[rubinsteinmad]

I was just wondering how fast pianists ran

[schumaniac]

haha I ran a 6:55 last year at the one track event I did... finishing (surprisingly) second-to-last and not dead last as I'd thought... that was my first year doing it. I'd originally planned to do tennis but bc of bullsh-t schedule conflicts I couldn't.

[thalbergmad]

1 min 49 secs on me bike, downhill.

[pencilart3]

My best time is 5:30.

[rubinsteinmad]

OMG I feel slow. I've only done 6:45

[dcstudio]

run a mile?  never in my entire life have I run a mile...  who are you people? 

[kevonthegreatpianist]

OMG I feel slow. I've only done 6:45

what thats fast

1 min 49 secs on me bike, downhill.

50 secs on a car going 80. i win

[rubinsteinmad]

what thats fast
 50 secs on a car going 80. i win

Slow compared to schumaniac and pencilart

[kypiano]

Well I ran the mile for 6:15

[rubinsteinmad]

Well I ran the mile for 6:15

Dang I'm a girl  and I'm only 30 seconds/mile slower than you.

Dang Dang Dang Thai Son > Pogorelich

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Dang I'm a girl  and I'm only 30 seconds/mile slower than you.

Dang Dang Dang Thai Son > Pogorelich

well, you're a minute faster than me. my school is full of people who get 15 minute mile times

[rubinsteinmad]

what thats fast
 50 secs on a car going 80. i win

UR AN EMBARRSEMENT TO CHINESE PEOPLE. Pls, work out so then you can be faster than those Italian descendants like Kyle. Thx

[rubinsteinmad]

well, you're a minute faster than me. my school is full of people who get 15 minute mile times

Mine too that's so embarrasing

[kevonthegreatpianist]

UR AN EMBARRSEMENT TO CHINESE PEOPLE. Pls, work out so then you can be faster than those Italian descendants like Kyle. Thx

no chinese people read books and eat noodles. I'm an insult to chinese people because they're like *why u waste time for run? you need get good grades! and I'm like *C+! Watch me whip!

[rubinsteinmad]

UR AN EMBARRSEMENT TO CHINESE PEOPLE. Pls, work out so then you can be faster than those Italian descendants like Kyle. Thx

[rubinsteinmad]

no chinese people read books and eat noodles. I'm an insult to chinese people because they're like *why u waste time for run? you need get good grades! and I'm like *C+! Watch me whip!

Wow.
(1) Ur perverted
(2) You get bad grades (WAIT A MINUTE DIDN"T YOU SAY YOU MADE "PRACTICALLY" STRAIGHT A"S??)
(3) Ur too slow
(4) U suck at piano

BTW do u livw in SIlicon Valley cause


WTEH

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Wow.
(1) Ur perverted
(2) You get bad grades (WAIT A MINUTE DIDN"T YOU SAY YOU MADE "PRACTICALLY" STRAIGHT A"S??)
(3) Ur too slow
(4) U suck at piano

BTW do u livw in SIlicon Valley cause


WTEH

yeah, but how do you know that i suck at piano?

and yes. what. next thing i know you're saying that you go to Chaboya Middle School

[rubinsteinmad]

yeah, but how do you know that i suck at piano?

and yes. what. next thing i know you're saying that you go to Chaboya Middle School

OMG HOW DID I KNOW THAT

[rubinsteinmad]

OMG HOW DID I KNOW THAT

#glennross
Well, I know that you do NOT go to Chaboya Middle School. THE END. Stop trying to pretend that you can trick me. IM FOLLOWING U

[kevonthegreatpianist]

#glennross
Well, I know that you do NOT go to Chaboya Middle School. THE END. Stop trying to pretend that you can trick me. IM FOLLOWING U

no i do.

to proof it, i have a scheldule:

First Period: Steinberg F Quad
Second: Connolly C Quad
Third: Stamm E Quad
Fourth: Ennes D Quad
Fifth: Connolly PE
Sixth: Rodriguez B Quad

THERE

wait you go there to?

omfg wat is this?

OMG HOW DID I KNOW THAT

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? STOP SCARING ME, RUBENSTEINMAD

[rubinsteinmad]

no i do.

to proof it, i have a scheldule:

First Period: Steinberg F Quad
Second: Connolly C Quad
Third: Stamm E Quad
Fourth: Ennes D Quad
Fifth: Connolly PE
Sixth: Rodriguez B Quad

THERE

wait you go there to?

omfg wat is this?
 WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? STOP SCARING ME, RUBENSTEINMAD

***rubInsteinmad

Oh, you have Mr. Rodriguez..... poor u

[rubinsteinmad]

Besides, just so u know, my name is Eleanor now, NOT Emily

[rubinsteinmad]

***rubInsteinmad

Oh, you have Mr. Rodriguez SWEET!!!!!!

I meant, Oh you have Mr Rodriguez Sweet

[kypiano]

no i do.

to proof it, i have a scheldule:

First Period: Steinberg F Quad
Second: Connolly C Quad
Third: Stamm E Quad
Fourth: Ennes D Quad
Fifth: Connolly PE
Sixth: Rodriguez B Quad

THERE

wait you go there to?

omfg wat is this?
 WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? STOP SCARING ME, RUBENSTEINMAD

Actually, she lives in New York. BAM.

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Actually, she lives in New York. BAM.

idk who to believe now. fine rubensteinmad what if i told you i had jeykar? schafer?

[kypiano]

idk who to believe now. fine rubensteinmad what if i told you i had jeykar? schafer?

Haha I was kidding. I don't really know where she lives

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Haha I was kidding. I don't really know where she lives

and you said you guys were dating. the Internet is a strange place

[kypiano]

and you said you guys were dating. the Internet is a strange place

DATING IN A FESTIVAL IS NOT THE SAME THING AS DATING

[kypiano]

And we weren't dating, stupid

[pencilart3]

DATING IN A FESTIVAL IS NOT THE SAME THING AS DATING

Spare me.

You were dating AT a piano festival?

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Spare me.

You were dating AT a piano festival?

ikr. why not the movies?

DATING IN A FESTIVAL IS NOT THE SAME THING AS DATING

well, dating at a festival is still dating

And we weren't dating, stupid

i knew that

[rubinsteinmad]

Spare me.

You were dating AT a piano festival?

We were not dating. End of story

[Bob]

Someone should figure out how many reps on what scale pattern it takes to "run" a mile on a piano keyboard, to do scale or arpeggio runs that add up to a mile of physical keyboard length.

[kevonthegreatpianist]

Someone should figure out how many reps on what scale pattern it takes to "run" a mile on a piano keyboard, to do scale or arpeggio runs that add up to a mile of physical keyboard length.

if i glissandoed a mile, ill probably beat a lambo

[schumaniac]

***rubInsteinmad

Oh, you have Mr. Rodriguez..... poor u

what is this madness?
you go to the same school?
I live in the same state as both of you??

[kevonthegreatpianist]

what is this madness?
you go to the same school?
I live in the same state as both of you??

probably. the next thing you know, she's at my house.

[timothy42b]

In high school I ran 6 minute miles, and the real athletes laughed.

Now in my 60s I am officially an 11 minute miler, and I'm happy I can do that. 

[kevonthegreatpianist]

In high school I ran 6 minute miles, and the real athletes laughed.

Now in my 60s I am officially an 11 minute miler, and I'm happy I can do that.  

when I'm in 60s (if I live that long), it'll probably take me 11 minutes for me to run a lap

[rubinsteinmad]

when I'm in 60s (if I live that long), it'll probably take me 11 minutes for me to run a lap

You weren't there.

[schumaniac]

probably. the next thing you know, she's at my house.

mmmmmmmmm
edit: ok no

and lol I'm not surprised we live in the same state
we're in a hotbed of stereotypical Asians who play piano (except we've learned to legitly love the thing)... and there are the famous "Asian areas" over here e.g. the "Bae" Area, the OC, the 92010...

[kevonthegreatpianist]

mmmmmmmmm
edit: ok no

and lol I'm not surprised we live in the same state
we're in a hotbed of stereotypical Asians who play piano (except we've learned to legitly love the thing)... and there are the famous "Asian areas" over here e.g. the "Bae" Area, the OC, the 92010...

95135 is full of indian people

[rachmaninoff_forever]

I can probably (still) do a five minute mile.

[rubinsteinmad]

OMG IM SO SLOW Today at school we did a 2/3 mile and I took 6:18 to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, I was one of the first peoples, but it is so horrible!!!! I spent WAY too much time on *** piano this summer, which I'm not even GOOD at anymore because of that b!tch teacher!!!!!!!!

[swagmaster420x]

How can one b!tch teacher so completely ruin one persons life....
 

[rubinsteinmad]

How can one b!tch teacher so completely ruin one persons life....
 

ikr do you want me to pm you her name

[Bob]

*Bob is wondering how to get faster at running a mile, while also being able to run longer.*

15min for a mile is 4mph.  You can walk 4mph.  Haha... You know what else goes 4mph?



Ugh... *Bob looks up 'old man on rascal.'*   


2/3 mile in 6:18 is.... a little over 6mph.  That's running/jogging.  9:34 to run a mile at that rate.

[rubinsteinmad]

*Bob is wondering how to get faster at running a mile, while also being able to run longer.*

15min for a mile is 4mph.  You can walk 4mph.  Haha... You know what else goes 4mph?



Ugh... *Bob looks up 'old man on rascal.'*   


2/3 mile in 6:18 is.... a little over 6mph.  That's running/jogging.  9:34 to run a mile at that rate.

OMG THATS SLOW. I used to do 6:45/mile. Now, that's not...

[Bob]

I was picturing someone getting passed by a rascal.

[timothy42b]

Just so you non-runners know the definitions, running is my speed or faster.  Jogging is your speed or slower.

[Bob]

Just so you non-runners know the definitions, running is my speed or faster.  Jogging is your speed or slower.

There's got to be some joke... I'm just not thinking of it.  Something like, "This whole time... I thought I was walking."