How fast can you run a mile?

[timothy42b]

There's got to be some joke... I'm just not thinking of it.  Something like, "This whole time... I thought I was walking."

This is a true story, happened just a couple weeks ago.

I was driving and saw one of my co-workers walking on his break.  I guess he's trying to lose weight for his health.

He wasn't moving all that fast, but he was walking steady.

So I pulled up next to him and opened the window.  "Hey Steve, we're looking for somebody.  Did you pass an old lady with a walker?"

He said, "no."

I said, "Thought not!"

Hee, hee.