oh wow you're totally right. and i love that it's req'd lit for opening semi final and again final rounds at the int'l Clayderman competition held every other year!
I will tell you something funny... and this is no joke...
That piece, as shallow and inane as it his, is permanently part of my psyche and in a fond way. My son was born 3.5 months prematurely and was given a 50/50 chance of survival. He did make it, though has some developmental issues (Asperger's) as a result. When he was 3 or 4 we got a little electronic keyboard for him. That tune was one of the demo pieces. I hated it. But it takes me back to a time that was very tender.
Jackson is now 21 and he can compose music. He does not do nearly enough of it and I started a website not long ago to try to encourage him to compose more. If you want to hear some of his short 'cinematic' compositions you can go here...
www.jacksonroof.net.