This is not a joke, I am absolutely serious.
You are required to play a very popular, simple, easy song for grade IV of Music School at a tempo "Quarter Note = 100 bpm" There is no one Sixsteenth, only Eighth = 200 bpm.
If you make recording at this tempo, this song is only 75 seconds long. That's all. Done.
I want to pay for this job $ 75. It equals $ 1 for each second. I would like to be paid so generously but never had such a wonderful chance.
We can discuss here the best form of payment in our circumstances. For example, "Golden Membership" at this site or anything else.
Why do I need this from you? Because NO ONE wants to do it free. Now I know exactly, how much the members of this forum like their art and profession.
My reasons: I hate slavery and brainwashing. For example, In former USSR people were forced to condemn the prohibited writers without any chance to read their books.
Their letters and speeches started with the ridiculous words: "I did not read, but I condemn..."
Absolutely the same I see on this Forum. "I did not play, but I condemn"
I called everyone to try this song in its authentic tempo 100 because I did it already with the amazing results:
If you play this song at composer's tempo to anyone, who did not hear it before and then let the same person to hear funeral like "interpretation" of any pianist on You Tube - everyone gets shocked.
"How such a famous pianists can play in such a terrible and stupid way?" - they say.
Here works so called "imprinting". In two words:
if the chickens hatched from the egg first saw a dog or even a model of a train in their life, they already for a lifetime consider this dog or train their mother and follow them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprinting_(psychology)
Absolutely the same happens to us, musicians. The first impression from the song is extremely strong, and it is very difficult to change one's mind about it.
I had the same problem with this song but I solved it. I share my "know how" with you:
just play this song several times at speed not "100" but "200".
After "200" you will be as comfortable at "100" as fish in water.
According to Henle (read it in my article on this song
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=64437.0 ) ALL the pianists, who played at 100 did not tolerate "funeral tempo" anymore and played only at composer's tempo.
I wish you the same result. And I am looking forward to read your suggestions on my project.
Good Luck!