To the world and especially the human race:
My most profound apologies for so many things, the utmost important one being that I don't have every detail of my life figured out and completely put together, wrapped with a lovely bow. Secondly, I am sorry that I have ever made a mistake in my life, taken a wrong turn, done the wrong thing, thought something less than perfect, or said something that wasn't quite right. I am also deeply sorry that I haven't always known what I wanted to be when I grow up, and that I have felt a bit of confusion along the way. I will ashamedly admit that sometimes I don't even know what I am doing!

Occasionally, I don't even feel like doing anything at all and once in a blue moon, I am actually a little tired. Please accept my sincerest apologies that sometimes I want something that I don't have, or sometimes I am something to somebody that they don't want me to be, or I am not quite what they wished I were. Most of all, I guess, I'm so sorry that I have lived my life in this awful state. Unfortunately, I can't actually look you in the eyes and tell you that I will make you happy, nor can I even promise you that I will try. Sometimes I am not even sure how to make every single person happy

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I'm quite sorry that I am tall and that I have red hair. Sorry about those things. I apologize that I don't always eat exactly the right thing or in the right ways and that my entire life wasn't filled with monetary riches and the most profound education in the entire world. I'm very sorry if I ever accidentally loved you and especially if you didn't know how to handle it. ooops! I apologize if I have ever been successful in any way, I'm sure I didn't deserve that for any reason.