Cmg, maybe to make it a happier new year you should ask for one more thing. Something relatively simple - but something needed. And, yes - I wish you a happy new year! And, many more - as they say with birthdays.
Thal, this isn't 'let's make a deal.' It's not a deal. It's a prayer. A deal is where you say 'ok, G-d - I'll do this IF you do that.' But, if you want to make it into a deal - we can say that you may believe G-d exists to the extent that she wants to 'screw like a rabbit' if i can say it like that on this pf. I suppose it may seem funny, but isn't that the dream of most men. If it is a dream, then it is much higher likely that you will consider it a miracle of miracles. I mean...on the one hand just getting a blond woman might be feat. Then, a blond woman who might like piano music. But, one that wants the last thing - that's the icing on the cake, right?! For all of this to happen in one month's time should be - well, nigh impossible to you right -although the last one might have to be verbal until you get married?! Or is this something you find kind of easy to do on a regular basis?
Well, in any case - the prayers will be made according to form. The cooking part sometimes comes along after a few meals are learned to be prepared. Otherwise you are nixing the age requirement. Unless she is a truly unusual woman. OK. I'll pray about the cooking but i can't make any certain guarantees on that one as i find it highly disbelieveable myself at the age of 23-25. I was a decent cook at 28 or 30 - but cooking is a skill like piano and takes time.
Oh. One last thing, she can't be bought. That means - you can't make this miracle happen by putting out an ad in any newspaper, dating site, or internet. She's not going to be a pricy call-girl and you'll have to marry her to find out the last detail. That means that if you are resourceful, you will go out from your house at least once a day - somewhere besides work to improve your chances of seeing the person, being able to introduce yourself, and reappear again. A bookstore might be an option. But, to make this situation more interesting - I will pray that you see her at the bookstore and then in another completely different place for a total of 3 different places. If that doesn't give you some reference for introducing yourself - I don't know what would. The bookstore is observation, the second location introduction, the third location she'll say 'yes' to the date.