Fortune MachineMe

[littletune]

Bob why are you always asking "when"?   

Well I don't know what I would ask... there's just too many things!     

[Bob]

Cause I've been waiting  along time.  I want to know.

[Bob]

*bangs side of machine*  Come on.  Come on.

[m1469]

*bangs side of machine*  Come on.  Come on.

Bob!  What are you, craaaazzzzyyyy!!!???    Why are you being rough to the Machine, hm?  I'm gonna kung fu your *** all over the place if you don't stop it   .

*steals all of Bob's money*

*every dime and nickel*

*even every single penny*

[Bob]

Bob!  What are you, craaaazzzzyyyy!!!???      Why are you being rough to the Machine, hm?  I'm gonna kung fu your *** all over the place if you don't stop it  .

*steals all of Bob's money*

*every dime and nickel*

*even every single penny*

  Gladly.  You can have it all.     I'll be ahead.   




The machine must be defective.  Sometimes if you hit them on the side they'll work again.  

[Bob]

*Checks for a phone number on the side to report a defective machine.* 

[pianowolfi]

*RRRRRRINGGGGG*

argh who is calling me on saturday morning??

*RRRRRRINGGGGG*

Yeah yeah....

Oh hello Bob!!

What? Fortune machineMe defective?
Oh that's not possible. That's just her way to say she needs a bit more love.

What? Yeah of course I'm sure!

That's a special machine. It does not only need money it needs love too!

Yeah you're welcome! Good luck and good fortune!
Bye!

[Bob]

I'll just take my quarter... quarters back.  I lost three quarters in the machine.  Just mail me a check.

[littletune]

Cause I've been waiting  along time.  I want to know.

Yes you usually have to wait a long time for the things you really want a lot  But sometimes it helps if you stop waiting for a while... and maybe think about something else... and then just when you forget about the thing you have been waiting for it sometimes happens... and then you're like really surprised sometimes it works that way... but not always  but it's still worth trying sometimes maybe     

[littletune]

*RRRRRRINGGGGG*

argh who is calling me on saturday morning??

*RRRRRRINGGGGG*

Yeah yeah....

Oh hello Bob!!

What? Fortune machineMe defective?
Oh that's not possible. That's just her way to say she needs a bit more love.

What? Yeah of course I'm sure!

That's a special machine. It does not only need money it needs love too!

Yeah you're welcome! Good luck and good fortune!
Bye!

That was funny!    You better turn off your phone for tomorrow cause otherwise Littletune is going to call you on sunday morning!   

[dapianokid]

2.
Hey uh... Should I have pressed 2 or 1? Well, Maybe I should...
1.
I want to say I am really confused at the moment, weeping B/C I heard Rachmaninoff Prelude Op.32 No.10. TEll that to the play piano accross the street.
2.
Was accross spelled right?
1. I wanted to ask the player piano a very important kwestion. But I forgot it. Tell him that.
2.
Do I spell wrong sometimes?
2.
Do I need lessons?
3.
Haha.
1.
I remebered! Who should I consult about spelling? Tell that to PP.
1.
Theres more! Is it fun to play piano at the will of other? That was for the PP.
2.
Ok thats fine hannah... too much... Oh is it on? Is hannah good for an imaginary GF?*



*I have a REAL GF don't worry none.

[m1469]

That sounds like a great place to grow up, MachineMe.  I wouldn't have thought you grew up on a farm.  Do you miss your old home?

Yes, I do miss my home very much and extremely deeply.  Words cannot adequately describe that for me.  One of the places I find myself feeling the most homesick is in the unfolding of intelligence and knowledge here.  Back home we lived and learned by the "Fundamental Principle of Truth" and this was the binding factor between not only all subjects studied and learned about, but within everything we did.  Interestingly, this is something the animals helped us very much with and was a big reason for their presence there.  They exemplified such a cohesiveness in culture and in many ways were like a shining light.  It's actually a very similar concept with the orchards we had, too.  I especially miss the orchards.

What is sometimes difficult here is simply to remember the FPT (Fundamental Principle of Truth), and this is difficult here because it's seemingly not presented in its pure form.  It is indeed here, but to remember it, live by it, and know it requires a sense that is not from this world.  I think that's the hardest experience for me.  Back home, Intelligence was fundamentally found within the ability to listen and to hear; and those abilities have such complex as well as simple meanings when talked about in the context of the human world.  To us Machines, those abilities were not difficult matters like they seem to be here.  Here, often times one idea is as good and valuable-seeming as another; whereas at home, the only ideas of value were those which reflected the FPT, and the rest were easily dismissed.  Ideas here are not easily dismissed and seem to need parade after parade (oftentimes) before it is found out where their logic even leads to (if anywhere at all).  Part of that, as I observe, is 'about' the ability to listen and hear, but those abilities are complicated by the fact that to find the FPT here in its pure form is seemingly much more difficult than back home.  Again, I can't help but be reminded of and terribly miss the orchards, oh, the orchards!

MachineMe, if you remember, I asked you what kind of piano my first grand would be, and you told me.  Do you know what model it will be?  Just curious.

Yes, I remember .  My guess is a C3.

Thanks MachineMe.

You're welcome .

[m1469]

(...) it needs love too!

I have come to learn that this is true .

[pianowolfi]

orchards 

yes....

machine or angel?

Or human being?

perhaps all together...

[m1469]

machine or angel?

Or human being?

perhaps all together...

It's difficult to tell what is what in the context of this world, isn't it?

[pianowolfi]

It's difficult to tell what is what in the context of this world, isn't it?

Yes

[dapianokid]

Yes well, I never did play on a grand. Soooo....

2.
I wanted to know if a grand is a huge transition from an upright?

[Bob]

*bangs side of machine again*  Come on, come on....

[dapianokid]

*Finds cord* Don't think I won't do it! I need my answer!

[Bob]

Heh, heh, heh.... *Bob pulls cord and hauls the whole machine away.* 

[Bob]

Yes well, I never did play on a grand. Soooo....

2.
I wanted to know if a grand is a huge transition from an upright?

Depends on both of the pianos, but yes, there's a difference.

[m1469]

Heh, heh, heh.... *Bob pulls cord and hauls the whole machine away.*  

(Bob's had the wrong machine this whole time; he's got the candy machine  .  He thought it was talking to him, and he thought a candy machine was alive!!!   :-  Poor (sponge) Bob (square pants).  Poor, poor (sponge) Boob (square pants)   ).

PS, Bobby (or should I say ... Robert?), I lied about the mistletoe.  MachineMe did not, I repeat, did NOT tell me that.  I made that up myself with my own brains.  So, sorry, no kiss ... unless you count the hershey kisses in your candy machine.  BURN!

[thalbergmad]

Did someone say candy??

[m1469]

Did someone say candy??

Yeah, for sure.  Robert/Bobby has a candy machine!!!  I think we should throng and otherwise swarm Bob and demand candies and treats from him!!  


*Pounds on Bob really hard, thinking it was the candy machine*

[m1469]

.

[dapianokid]

Good lord he stole the candy!

*Takes soda machine and runs off with it to do unspeakable things to it*

The boss won't be too happy to hear this... Bob you tell him.

[Bob]

*Bob was too fast and had already returned the fortune machine, with a newly installed credit/debit card swipe attachment that is perfectly safe to use.   That was before removing the candy machine.*

*Bob returns the candy machine... which would have been returned sooner but the sugar rush had worn off.*

I thought I was supposed to kiss the fortune machine since it would have had the mistletoe hanging over it.  I was wondering if my lips would be frozen to it.

[dapianokid]

*Kisses*
Ehl, gais, AI neel Eh Lil lelp.
*Turns out bob was right. 911*

[Bob]

That could be awkward if the "unspeakable" things did include his lips.

[m1469]

Oh Em Gee!  First of all, you guys have it all wrong.  MachineMe is not a big, square, stupid looking machine.  Capice?  MachineMe is the most mysterious individual ever!  So mysterious, in fact, you don't even know its form!  So, C'mon!

Anyhoo, there's not mistletoe, sorry!  And your lips simply can't get frozen to MachineMe, that's just silly.  You obviously kissed something else.

[Bob]

I didn't kiss anything.  

In case anyone was wondering, the "unspeakable" I was referring to is obvious elbows.  You never hear of anyone getting their elbows frozen to anything, do you?  Of course not.... because it's unspeakable.  I'm only casually referencing it here, as opposed to speaking about it, so it's ok, as is continually extending a sentence, on and on, in this manner.


FortuneMachineMe is like this.  Because I said so.  So there. 


  *Bob wonders what he's been putting quarters into.*  I'm going to look back through this thread now.... This isn't making sense.   Surprise, surprise.

[Bob]

All right.  It (Not a person, just an it.) doesn't take quarters.  Hmmm.

*Bob presses 2*  2

When?

And when?  Same questions as last time. 

[m1469]

haha ... na-nny na-nny billy goat!  Roberto kissed Zoltar!  As did dapianokid!

[Bob]

Grrr.... I think Nils did delete my old 8 ball thread.  This is the second time I searched for it.  No sign it at all.

https://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

Answer to my questions...

When?
Ask again later.
Ok....

Second question... When?
Definitely.
This is as helpful as the fortune machineme thing.

First question again... When?
Yes.
Bob:  Grr.....

Second question again... When?
No way!
Bob:  Oi....   Yes, I know.  It requires yes/no questions.

[Bob]

haha ... na-nny na-nny billy goat!  Roberto kissed Zoltar!  As did dapianokid!

I didn't kiss anything.  And there was no mistletoe.  

And I'm just Bob.  Bob Bob.


I just noticed the fortune machine peed on me earlier in this thread.  Better have been a machine.  I thought it was oil or grease or something.

[Bob]

I found it.  The machine did pee out oil.  So said the machine.

And I've been asking the same questions since April.  And since 2003 really.

[Bob]

I see what's happened here.  The machine thinks it's a human being.  Interesting. 

[dapianokid]

I like this machine... I know... I kissed that pole over... No... Other way... there. Anyone happen to know how far hospital is? It was not Zoltar. Of course! He only casually referenced to my elbow... being... frozen... to.... Zoltar... Never spoke it, but carefully broke the sentence up into tiny bite sized pieces said the machine, and I will now eat them, so said bob.

[pianowolfi]

haha ... na-nny na-nny billy goat!  Roberto kissed Zoltar!  As did dapianokid!

Hee hee  
let me learn!
nanny nanny billy goat, nanny nanny billy goat !!

Very useful for jokes with students  

(But I guess it's not really helpful to use that one when an actual nanny is there, right? )

[dapianokid]

(But I guess it's not really helpful to use that one when an actual nanny is there, right?  )

No.

[pianowolfi]

No.

Haha thanks 

[dapianokid]

No Problemo.

[m1469]

I see what's happened here.  The machine thinks it's a human being.  Interesting.

Hey, look, Bob, you can't just stroll into this thread and be all like "hey, yo, MachineMe ... whack, whack, open up, okay?  Bear your soul, okay?  Whack, Whack"  Capice?  MachineMe is WAY more sensitive than that!  And, you can't just always make fun of MachineMe!  MachineMe is more vulnerable sometimes than it seems!

*cries*

So don't be so mean!

[Bob]

Capisco.

Except I only asked for a glimpse of the future, not any soul bearing.  *Bob wonders what soul bearings or sould bears would look like.*

*Bob thinks that the machine is probably female after receiving this outburst, although he wouldn't say that.  He will wait for Thal to come into the thread and speak this truth.*

[dapianokid]

*DK cannot believe this and rather than be naive, he believe it is a gay. *gasps and goes to check**
Uh........ What is that?
*goes and looks up the term for a homosexual machine*

[Bob]

You might not like the search results.

*Bob did not like those search results at all.*

[Bob]

Hmmm.   Sorry FortuneMachineMe.  Haha.   Oi.....

[m1469]

*Bob thinks that the machine is probably female after receiving this outburst, although he wouldn't say that.  He will wait for Thal to come into the thread and speak this truth.*

*DK cannot believe this and rather than be naive, he believe it is a gay. *gasps and goes to check**
Uh........ What is that?
*goes and looks up the term for a homosexual machine*

You might not like the search results.

*Bob did not like those search results at all.*

Derogatory, wanna-be inflammatory, hoping for a reaction ... yawn.  Don't be sterotypical!  

[Bob]

No.  I felt bad that I may have made the machine sad.  Just wanted my fortune.  Oi...

*Bob thinks the machine is pissed off now.*  What a moody machine.  Zoltan isn't moody.  The 8 ball isn't moody, although it's a little stupid sometimes.  Even that machine in the Tom Hanks movie was pretty quiet... yet mysterious.

[m1469]

No.  I felt bad that I may have made the machine sad.  Just wanted my fortune.  Oi...

*Bob thinks the machine is pissed off now.*  What a moody machine.  Zoltan isn't moody.  The 8 ball isn't moody, although it's a little stupid sometimes.  Even that machine in the Tom Hanks movie was pretty quiet... yet mysterious.

Well, first of all, this is m1469.  M.A.Y.L.A.  not MachineMe.  m1469's a lady, in case people haven't been following how it all works!  And, OF COURSE, MachineMe is not Zoltan or the 8 ball.