Something you don't know about me? Like maybe that the FBI just emailed me and asked me help them catch those Nigerians? Yeah, it's true. I'm so honored. About time too. Let's get those Nigerians!
I just have to provide them with my bank account information and I can help the FBI catch those evil Nigerian spammers.
Oddly enough,

the FBI's email got put into my spam folder by accident. Glad to see they're saving postage with email nowadays.
Maybe I should email back and ask if they want my credit card number too. I can help the FBI catch criminals by allowing them to use both my bank account and my credit card.

Somewhere out there someone is learning a lot about creative writing.

You just can't buy entertainment like this.