It appears this thread has taken a turn attempting to avoid sin with an instrumental approach.
If this is the case, I heartily recommend the "hand saw" as instrument of choice.
Immediately it has several advantages regarding "sins".
Gluttony --- No problem, they aren't edible
Envy -- Do you envy this guy?
Pride -- Not likely... slim chance one's going end up playing "first saw" in the Berlin Philharmonic.
Greed -- How many saws can one own?
Sloth -- Its not easy to play the saw, especially the advanced repertoire e.g. Godowsky trascriptions of the Chopin Etudes for cross cut saw
Lust -- Too many teeth and too kinky
Wrath -- Now this could be a problem -- "lady sawed in half" comes to mind.
And last but not least, supposedly Jesus was a carpenter so how can you go wrong playing the same instrument he did?
The instant Saint Peter sees you at the gates with your saw, you're home free. (Heaven, I hear is also in need of remodeling, so again, if you can play AND saw then all's the better)
