Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

It's a violin that looks like steak.

I found it here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/6yud4u/hmmm/
"It's a repurposed 1827 violin.
My parents purchased it for my partner's birthday from an art auction at the Natsoulas Gallery in Davis, CA.
The artist is Alex Reisfar."





I did think it was actual meat until perfect_pitch mentioned it.



This must be the artist.  Yeah, the violin's on here.
https://www.instagram.com/alexreisfar/

[perfect_pitch]

If Lady Gaga played the violin... chances are she would have bought it.

 

[Bob]

This dog says you did not win. 

[perfect_pitch]

His fashion sucks, so I don't care what he says.

Oh... also - dogs can't speak. So those voices you heard... have to be...

...in your head???

[Bob]

Well that dog spoke.  He just didn't speak to you.  Probably doesn't like you for some reason, maybe because you don't believe in him.   



Victory dance.

[perfect_pitch]

Well that dog spoke.  He just didn't speak to you.  Probably doesn't like you for some reason, maybe because you don't believe in him.   

I'm not the one questioning your sanity after you divulge that you heard a talking dog.



[Someone needs their meds... or for someone to mash them up and put them into Bob's coffee]

Better than Flatley any day... but it still doesn't make you the winner.

[Bob]

*Bob sends out a dove of peace to end the thread.*

[perfect_pitch]

* Perfect_Pitch sends out a surface to air missile to end your dove of peace...









Whoooops...    

[Bob]

[Bob]

For the win.  All right.

[perfect_pitch]

Like a bullet proof vest is going to save you from a surface-to-air missile...

Think Bob... Think.



And back to the AWWWWWW....

[Bob]

Apparently there are real "penguin" missiles.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah - that penguin aint as cute...

[Bob]

(Chinstrap penguin.  Never heard of these before.)

[perfect_pitch]

DAMNIT... I have GOT to stop editing threads, thinking I'm posting new ones - I'll never win the thread at this rate.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Okay... I'll admit - he doesn't look too happy... but this will take your mind off it.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

If you're annoyed Bob that I keep besting you in this thread - you're going to be wearing the same scowl that Penguin has for a long, long time.

[Bob]

[visitor]

For the win.  All right.

For the win also. Here hold my beer. Nm I'll set it down here for a sec

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

Owl on a towel.  (Not mine.  I stole it.)

[perfect_pitch]

I think Owls dread being wet...

[Bob]

The message was not left empty.  There's a youtube url in it.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - you managed to properly put an embedded video into a post...

I'm proud of you Bob. Have a sticker.



Wear it proudly. You deserve that.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Do you like Clowns Bob??? Do you...



Do you also like balloons???

[Bob]

*Bob waves back.*




*...while releasing a tiger.*




Wait, what?

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

What the hell is a sky puppy???

[visitor]

What the hell is a sky puppy???

Like a sea pupper but built for the air.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ar0nm/sky_puppy/

[Bob]

   *Bob just looked the bat signal and was amused.* 

Never know what you're going to get for results. 

[perfect_pitch]

  *Bob just looked the bat signal and was amused.* 

Never know what you're going to get for results. 

Yeah... knowing Google - I'm too afraid to try. Plus, any results I get - I don't want going on record.

[Bob]

It kind of looked like this.




*Bob snickers.*  I'll never look at the bat signal again the same way now.  Haha. 

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob snickers.*  I'll never look at the bat signal again the same way now.  Haha. 

Again... no idea - not googling it to find out what you know.

Ignorance is bliss, I say.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

You guys just stare at that, while I just ramble here in a post for no particular reason. Don't mind me.

[visitor]

..

[perfect_pitch]

[mjames]

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little pregnant dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, ***. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *** idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

[perfect_pitch]

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little pregnant dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, ***. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *** idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

RAGE QUIT!!!

[mjames]

RAGE QUIT!!!

DELETE THIS, NEPHEW
I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LAND IN AUSTRALIA

[mjames]

i keep forgetting PS changes B*** to female dog
it's pretty cool really

[perfect_pitch]

DELETE THIS, NEPHEW
I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LAND IN AUSTRALIA

What if you're already in Australia...   

[Bob]

What if you're already in Australia...