Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Because you love cats?

No... probably because like Garfield, I realise that Christmas is meant to be a perfect day where everyone is happy, but simply just hides their distaste for each other meanwhile, it's just a glorified day where people buy presents in a shallow attempt to try and shove what gift they think the person needs as a way of covering up for the fact that they don't really know them as well as they should.

But that's just me.

[goldentone]

[Bob]

 

[Bob]

*Bob switches on the banana fan and makes hot Dr. Pepper for everyone.* 

[pencilart3]

that hot dr.pepper video was one of my favorites of all time

[visitor]

**visitor comes to the realization that his ceiling light rotator can be modified to provide a banana breeze

[perfect_pitch]

that hot dr.pepper video was one of my favorites of all time

WHY??? That was awful. It sounded like it was narrated by a 10 year old who was bored while his mother was out shopping.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know what the is a reference to, or for???

[Bob]

https://historythings.com/krampusnacht-what-is-it-and-how-did-it-start/

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  Dec 6th is St. Nicholaus (nick-o-la-shh, not nick-o-liss) day.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids.  Probably the idea of the devil and Hell, maybe the boogey man.  Or just from thinking of the opposite of Santa Claus. 

Looks like it should be nighttime right now on Dec 5th in Australia....

[visitor]

*visitor drops dat hot krumpus carol beat

Thishas got to be the greatest recorder flute pirate i have ever seen


**not mine, yt for some reason suggested this to me

[perfect_pitch]

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids

So he's like the reason kids are warned about stranger danger???    

Oh... and on a side note - that video is probably the only proof people need for why all the recorders in the world should be confiscated, put into a big pile and burnt until there is nothing left but a big puddle of plastic.

I'm sure they can recycle it for something more useful... like more bins.

[Bob]

*Bob hires a conductor to "politely shove" everyone else out of the thread.* 


https://i.imgur.com/HyI5Jca.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

You see the problem is with Conductors is that they are polite. They never jump in early, or go against the composers wishes.

Here's how you shove someone out the way.

[Bob]

I'm thinking if you select pieces for a school "holiday" event, if you're supposed to pick a variety of pieces, a variety of styles, nationalities, etc....  Shouldn't you be picking some Krampus music too then?

That might get the heavy metal style into a concert/program.


I could actually see this piece working for an elementary group... 

[visitor]

I'm thinking if you select pieces for a school "holiday" event, if you're supposed to pick a variety of pieces, a variety of styles, nationalities, etc....  Shouldn't you be picking some Krampus music too then?

That might get the heavy metal style into a concert/program.


I could actually see this piece working for an elementary group...  

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fin.(?)....

[perfect_pitch]

The fact that, the channel above has more than 6,000,000 views and the number of likes and dislikes on any given video shows that the ratio of stupid morons, easily outweighs the bright intelligent people.

I weep for the future of mankind... I really do.

[Bob]

That's why rhythm is more important than pitch.

[perfect_pitch]

That's why rhythm is more important than pitch.

As someone with perfect pitch, I beg to differ.

[visitor]

The winds of change begin to blow, and a floof settles into the thread


*plays in background

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[perfect_pitch]

.

I bet Visitor probably had perfect pitch, but listening to too much of that has destroyed it.   

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/j7etjX5.gifv

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

How many of you read that with sound of Morgan Freemans voice in your head?

[visitor]

Comme les sables à travers le sablier, les jours de nos vies le sont aussi.

[perfect_pitch]

Comme les sables à travers le sablier, les jours de nos vies le sont aussi.

I didn't like the animation in that movie... I thought it could have been done a lot better.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Perfect Pitch approves the owl picture. Keep 'em coming.

[visitor]

 A tinder pop up appears, visitor attempts to close it before it posts but missed it

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

A tinder pop up appears, visitor attempts to close it before it posts but missed it

Are you that desperate, that you're relying on Tinder???

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

Okay... I have to give that person a huge applause - that takes skill.

[Bob]

[Bob]

Hm.   

https://hmpg.net



*Bob decides not to tell anyone in real life, but to keep this information to himself.* 

[perfect_pitch]

https://hmpg.net

I've learnt not to trust strange hyperlinks from weirdos on the internet. Not going to touch that...



[Casually walks away]

[Bob]

Ok.

https://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?

[Bob]

Something to cleanse your palette....  

Darnit... 1:35min in....

&feature=youtu.be&t=96

[perfect_pitch]

Something to cleanse your palette.... 

I don't usually respond in this manner...

but...














































































































































SERIOUSLY?!?

[visitor]

dear pp,  sorry for bad recorder flute. Here i make up to you now w strings
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luv
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[perfect_pitch]

Despite the incredibly poor playing of the violin... those shots spliced in really make the video rather amusing.

Allow me to respond in kind.

Always makes me laugh. I can't believe however they actually managed to get an Elephant into the Orchestra pit.  



 

[Bob]

I was looking for elementary violin performances, for that sound, except they're real life performances....

Then I found a video on what creates bad string sounds but the format was wrong for posting here.

So I got nothing.

[visitor]

https://historythings.com/krampusnacht-what-is-it-and-how-did-it-start/

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  Dec 6th is St. Nicholaus (nick-o-la-shh, not nick-o-liss) day.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids.  Probably the idea of the devil and Hell, maybe the boogey man.  Or just from thinking of the opposite of Santa Claus. 

Looks like it should be nighttime right now on Dec 5th in Australia....

so many things on the internet on Krampus are not quite written in the right perspective, this write p the guy actually knows what he's talking about, Krampus is actually on the same side as St Nicolas, he's not the opposite of Santa or bad, he's the 'arm of justice' so to speak, Santa rewards good, and Krampus punishes evil, and detering bad behavior and punishing bad is not a bad thing right? at least that's how the original folk tales put it, but along the way, people started saying he's  bad boogey man,
further reading here:

https://benito-cereno.tumblr.com/post/69155222281/the-misunderstood-krampus-over-the-last-few


still, creepy as heck, and as author said, pretty severe, but that was sort of the point originally at least to those that created and developed the folk tale and it's tradition.

[perfect_pitch]

Meet my Christmas hero:

[goldentone]

he's not the opposite of Santa or bad, he's the 'arm of justice' so to speak,

The arm of justice, you say.  How harsh and creepé, I say.

[perfect_pitch]

More bloody cats... seriously? Let's try something different

[Bob]

[visitor]