Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

That's one of the ugliest statues I've ever seen.



Guess, it could be worse.

[lau]

as we investigate further correlations I must confess a truancy that has been delayed far too long:   As you may know, many months ago something had been said in this forum.  The significance of the quote is been underestimated in my opinion.

Also...you see, all of us here on this planet have developed somewhat of a moral compass. To surpass my own compass would be a fartbomb.  I have sniffed many of Rachmaninoff's farts and from what I understand is, it is highly unusual but also sensual (in a fine tuned sense).    So here we are, what comes next is up to you.   All I ask is honesty, humility, and many morsels (snacks).

[perfect_pitch]

Okay Lau..

Question 1 - Where did you get the weed from... and

Question 2 - Seriously... where can I get that weed from???



 

[lau]

i am drug and std free

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

i am drug and std free

Just because it's written on the internet - doesn't make it true.     

[blairderosa]

I wonder if anyone knew what happened to the very active and helpful user called Bernhard, who seemed to have disappeared from the last year onward...


I could ask the question here, for perhaps this would be the last post 

[perfect_pitch]

It's not. I've already promised everyone that I would have the last word. I'm Scottish, argumentative and VERY competitive.   

[Bob]

How To Speak With A Scottish Accent
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[perfect_pitch]

Gotta give him credit - he nailed the sounds very well.

Makes me proud...



[sheds a tear]

[Bob]

I thought you were in Australia.... Oh, look at that.  A whole article.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Australians

[perfect_pitch]

From the Wikipedia page:

According to the 2016 Australian census, 119,416 Australian residents were born in Scotland

When asked about their reasons for moving country, 3 reasons were generally given

1) They wanted to see what a real beach looked like
2) Maggie Thatcher was a @#$%
3) It's pishing doon with rain every bloody second

[visitor]

and I am back!

[perfect_pitch]

and I am back!

You were gone?!?

[Bob]

I too am back.  And now in the lead....

[visitor]

You were gone?!?

its ok i know it can be hard to keep up with what is happening at the front where the winning happens when you're stuck losing way in the back , hence my update , didn't want you to get completely left behind lol

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

its ok i know it can be hard to keep up me what is happening giant the front what a the winning happens when you're stuck losing way in the back , hence my update , didn't want you to get completely left behind lol

He had ONE chance to write a cohesive, and seemingly interesting comeback... and completely BOTCHED it up.

I'm almost want to correct it, but feel it's not my job. I'm only here to win.

[visitor]

He had ONE chance to write a cohesive, and seemingly interesting comeback... and completely BOTCHED it up.

I'm almost want to correct it, but feel it's not my job. I'm only here to win.

lolz auto corrective on this mobile seems to west to change and mess up all I type
I didn't read what I typed I just hit post and left I should go back and try to fix everything this stupid interface botched up lol

[perfect_pitch]

lolz auto corrective on this mobile seems to west to change and mess up all I type
I didn't read what I typed I just hit post and left I should go back and try to fix everything this stupid interface botched up lol

[Bob]

My mind blanked out those replies when it required too much effort to figure out what they were saying.     So I didn't notice.

[perfect_pitch]

Isn't that lovely - the picture of a dirty, disgusting rubber band, rolling around in the filth of the streets, that only at that moment seems to fall in the shape of a treble clef.

Seems like beauty can be found in everything...



...except Nicki Minaj. She looks... hoooorrifying.

[Bob]

Isn't that lovely - the picture of a dirty, disgusting rubber band, rolling around in the filth of the streets, that only at that moment seems to fall in the shape of a treble clef.

Seems like beauty can be found in everything...



...except Nicki Minaj. She looks... hoooorrifying.

I'll see your Minaj and raise you a Cardi B.  





And get off my lawn... If I had a lawn... or could see any grass from where I am....

[mrcreosote]

NOTE:  Coach is talking about how Henry Winkler played.

[perfect_pitch]

I'll see your Minaj

You can only see someones 'Minaj' if you don't have your sleeping gown closed over properly

...or quick with the pause button    

[Bob]

[mrcreosote]

!

[perfect_pitch]

Judging by the thumbnail of the video - I'm going to choose not to watch that.

The whole Hitler reacts has been done to death and died a long time ago.

[mrcreosote]

Loopy Loo herself...

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/bml5rZY.gifv

[visitor]

https://media.tenor.com/images/6da2a97211de8c2798b08c605c6fe203/tenor.gif

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/HRMHco7.gifv

[mrcreosote]

For all the EE's and Controls Engineers out there:

[Bob]

That's when you just start furiously writing notes to collect the info and figure out what it means later.

[perfect_pitch]

I disappear for 5 days, and you guys get up to no good.

I can't leave you alone for any amount of time, can I?

[yewtree]

For all the EE's and Controls Engineers out there:

This is the only Missal I know ,   











.

[perfect_pitch]

I had one of them once... it disappeared one night after a bad curry, and I'd run out of toilet paper.   

[visitor]

the oridge Russiam missile

[perfect_pitch]

Gravity seems to be less forgiving on some people, more than others.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Here's another picture of the Solar System without the sun...





 

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

Talking about hurtling chunks of rock in space...

Seemed appropriate.

[Bob]

There's a giant set up for the next post.

[visitor]

https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gifv

https://78.media.tumblr.com/617a824c08a4a3da02b59ec83fdfdd11/tumblr_np1z15tPzz1tp8kdpo1_500.gif

[perfect_pitch]

There's a giant set up for the next post.

You lose!!!

[Bob]

You've forgotten the Alien series.... tsk tsk tsk...

[perfect_pitch]

If the Bishop takes the Queen...

how can the Queen take Bishop??? Think Bob, think.

And meh - never really got into the Alien series; before my time.

[Bob]

You can get another queen.  Promote a pawn.

[perfect_pitch]

Never played the game... didn't know.