In honour of that wonderful WB show, Dawson's Creek:
Scientists are thrilled
Neanderthal man exists
on WB
Cro-magnon eyebrows
Skull juts out like rocky cliff
The missing link lives
Mitch Leary is dead
Son of Frankenhead crys long,
hard tears from globe-dome.
Dawson and Pacey
lovers together at last
holding each other
Car crashes--
Gay feelings inside--
Dawson weeps.
How many
pounds is Dawson's head?
Too many.
Large head standing tall
Wind blows hard to no avail
Cannot move huge dome.
Why are you standing
there crying like a woman?
D'you lose your penis?
Weeping head sinks low
Big skull crying bigger tears
Are you built like girl?
Dawson is to head
As orange is to pumpkin
Mammoth cranium
Good God, head
Where have you come from?
Please go back.
An das grosse Kopf
denk mir bei den Nacht so viel.
Kann es wirklich sein?
(On the large head
do I dwell at night so much.
Can it really be?)
Mercredi--
La tete mal forme.
As-tu peur?
(Wednesday--
The mishapen head.
Are you afraid?)
koji (STSD)