How to approach a girl

[thalbergmad]

Well somebody has to.

How else we gonna keep the human race going?

Thal

[opus10no2]

Well, the point is, girls are supposed to like guys who don't like them.

Once a girl knows a guy likes them, game is over.

Pretend not to like a girl, she will become your girlfriend, then when sex comes, pretend not to like it.

Girls LOVE that. 

[m1469]

Well somebody has to.

How else we gonna keep the human race going?

Thal

Ahhhh... who cares ?  That's for future generations to figure out 


*swats a fly*

[thalbergmad]

Perhaps some form of artificial insemination like we do with cows??

Straight up, no bull.

Thal

[m1469]

Oh, I see.  "We" do that, do we ? 

Anyhoo, it seems that some form of approach is still necessary for that 

[zheer]

Well, the point is, girls are supposed to like guys who don't like them.

  Posssibly, though one thing we can be sure of,is that approaching a girl is something we guys do at clubz, approaching women is something completly different. Aside from the painfully obvious, each women/girl is different.
   I dont approch girls anymore.   Plus My drinking clubing approaching dayz are over. The end.

[amelialw]

seriously, if you are 11 just stay away, cauz it's pointless. Girls grow up faster then guys and guys sorry to say this but most of you remain pretty inmature. Besides that don't chase after a girl unless they themselves are just after fun...it will make them think that you are even more..yeah..i won't say anymore

[rc]

NO WAY!

If you're 11, make friends with ALL the girls...  in a couple years good things will happen.

I'll also agree about being careful with booze, that's how bad things happen!  Speaking of booze, I remember talking to an old guy whose strategy was to be a drunk so that when he has drinks with a girl she gets drunk much faster than he does.  Quite the creeper.

The very act of approaching and talking with a girl implies interest.  Nothing special needed, I've said some pretty dumb things and it didn't seem to matter.  Many girls WILL play games, one girl used to piss me off every day until I snapped on her, turns out she liked me (what ).  Don't accept the BS but don't take it too seriously either, you'd be surprised how often you can turn a bad situation good with a playful attitude.

[tom_selleck]

You obviously don't have a moustache.  Well, what are you waiting?  A moustache will solve all your problems with the fairer sex my friend.  Trust me.  I'm Tom Selleck.

[thalbergmad]

You obviously don't have a moustache. 

m1469 does

[m1469]

Why yes, that's right, I do  .

*grooms moustache*

[tom_selleck]

Congratulations m1469.  It's good to see your taking care of it too.  Moustaches need constant maintainance and many people don't realize how much work they can be.  But man does that work pay off.  Well done m1469!

Tom

[m1469]

Thanks tom selleck !  It's nice to be around somebody who can really understand me .

[rc]

:{D

[tom_selleck]

Well done rc.

It's always a good choice to grow a 'stache.  Welcome to the club m1469. 


Once again, if you haven't already done so, I highly highly encourage everyone to start growing that moustache right now.  You can already see what it's done for m1469.

[paris_hilton]

That's like so... hot.

[debussy symbolism]

m1469 does

I though Paris had a moustache. You know that, the one you scared off

[thalbergmad]

I though Paris had a moustache. You know that, the one you scared off

Strictly speaking, she had a beard.

Have no idea what i did to scare her off.

Thal

[G.W.K]

Fortune favours the brave old boy, summon the courage and tell her. Ask yourself, what is the worst she can say?

Forget any other replies you get in this forum.

I am the resident expert on women.

If she does not like you, tell her to get stuffed.

Good luck.

Thal

Thal,

You have such an unusual way of talking to women...LOL

G.W.K

[thalbergmad]

I have an unusual way of talking to everyone.

Thal

[G.W.K]

I had noticed... 

G.W.K

[quasimodo]

Woman/Girls are just normal people.

The older I grow, the less I believe this...

[G.W.K]

LOL...yeah...they are...um...different Quasimodo...

G.W.K

[pianist1runner]

ya
you dont tell her "i like you" cuz that will throw her off
you ask her on a date. 
and you DONT DONT DONT use piano to "impress" her
thats a BIG no no.
if she says like "cant i'm busy" or some stupied excuse
dont tell her to go stuff it
just say"ok" and walk away
trust me there is other gurls that will like you (i think)
lol
trust me i no
i'm a gurl
rayna   

[prometheus]

The older I grow, the less I believe this...

Maybe you should start to doubt if people are normal.

[allthumbs]

More like 53. Live a life first and then let women ruin it.

Thal

Here here. Well spoken my good man. As an older male (56) and one who's been married (second offence) for 20 X 3 = 60 (man years), I concur with Thal's statement.

If you're wondering about the X3 factor, I liken it to dog years where 1 year is like 7 for a dog (X7).


allthumbs

[allthumbs]

Becuase i am an idiot.

Look at my e mail addresses.

Thal

Thal, you are by far the funniest guy in the Forum.

[zheer]

Thal, you are by far the funniest guy in the Forum.

  He can be, he does have a sense of humer.

  Anyway the women/girl topic, as far as i know, knowing that girls/women are different, the vast majority of women like men with money. the live happy ever after thing is the thing of the past for the vast majority.

[ahinton]

DONT DONT DONT use piano to "impress" her
thats a BIG no no.

That rather depends who you are; the story goes that, years ago, Ronald Smith wooed his wife-to-be at a party by playing (inevitably!) Alkan. The work concerned was the Allegro Barbaro from the Études Op. 35. Now if that ain't risk-taking, I'm not sure what is. Anyway - it obviously worked.

Best,

Alistair

[thalbergmad]

 the vast majority of women like men with money.

How true, and when the money runs out, they run off.

The World is littered with geeky rich men with stunning girlfriends/wives.

Look at Berni Ecclestone for example. Does his stunning wife love him because he is a 5 ft 2 inch pixie with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, or does she love him coz he has a billion in the Bank?

Did Anna Nichole Smith really fall on love with an 89 year old oil billionaire, or did she just like the look of his wheelchair?

There are enough examples to fill up a pianistimo post.

Thal

[allthumbs]

Did Anna Nichole Smith really fall on love with an 89 year old oil billionaire, or did she just like the look of his wheelchair?

Come on Thal, did she not say she really loved him? You're such a cynic.

There are enough examples to fill up a pianistimo post.

Thal

Another classic from Thal


allthumbs

[thalbergmad]

Come on Thal, did she not say she really loved him? You're such a cynic.

I thought they were just bosom buddies?

Thal

[imbetter]

do you know how old this thread is? why dont you all just stop posting here.

[prometheus]

So how did it work out? Do you have a girlfriend now?


Please tell us.

[prongated]

Fortune favours the brave old boy, summon the courage and tell her. Ask yourself, what is the worst she can say?

Forget any other replies you get in this forum.

I am the resident expert on women.

If she does not like you, tell her to get stuffed.

Good luck.

Thal

...never saw it before...

Thal, that is legendary stuff.

So how did it work out? Do you have a girlfriend now?


Please tell us.

It's already answered, in a way...

do you know how old this thread is? why dont you all just stop posting here.

[G.W.K]

Treat them mean, keep them keen.

Thal

You talk the biggest load of...rubbish I have ever heard Thal! 

G.W.K

[thalbergmad]

You talk the biggest load of...rubbish I have ever heard Thal! 

G.W.K

Of course i do.

I would be worried if anyone thought otherwise.

Thal

[0range]

That rather depends who you are; the story goes that, years ago, Ronald Smith wooed his wife-to-be at a party by playing (inevitably!) Alkan. The work concerned was the Allegro Barbaro from the Études Op. 35. Now if that ain't risk-taking, I'm not sure what is. Anyway - it obviously worked.

Best,

Alistair

Any woman who hears that and isn't impressed isn't worth the time of day... outside of bed.

[thalbergmad]

I have in fact just returned from my 2nd date with a young lady, which is rather good as i rarely get past the 1st.

She seems to like a composer called "Kaiser Chiefs", which i have not heard of.

She is 10 years younger than me and rather sweet and whilst a bit on the dimwit side, she has large jugs which is always a bonus.

Single no longer?

Watch this space. I will keep you updated (for those that are interested).

Thal

[pianistimo]

if you are so happy, why are you drinking yourself into next week?  i would think to be slightly worried if you were not drinking immediately afterwards. 

as i see it - there are ways to read a man.  drinking is not a good sign.

[thalbergmad]

Woman, i can only read your posts when drunk.

Thal

[mcgillcomposer]

"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[allthumbs]

I thought they were just bosom buddies?

Thal

If that was the case, it sure was one-sided!


allthumbs

[thalbergmad]

"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

"hey baby, i'm a postman. Would you like a letter in your box"

Thal

[G.W.K]

LOL

G.W.K

[m1469]

How about this (apparently it will work for lots of guys) :

"Hey baby, come see my erection protection comments on this "professional" piano site called PS.  Yeah, don't you think it's hot that I talk about and say the words 'penis' and 'boners' on a public piano forum ?  I do.   It makes me feel all manly cool  ."

[m1469]

Or this :

"Hey, baby.  I'm obsessed with my own wiener.  It's all I talk about, it's all I think about, it's all I really care about.  Don't you think that you ought to be obsessed with my wiener and my own obsession with my wiener, too ?"

[m1469]

Or :


"Hey, baby, what's your name ?  Lucy, that's great.  Now, buggar off Lucy and go make me some lunch, and then meet me on Piano Street for some good erotic talkin' about my wiener."

[thalbergmad]

Foxy sarcasm detected.

Rather good.

Thal

[Bob]

You should approach with caution and with much spaghetti.