OMG.... we can all go spa now!!

[tds]

job vacancy:

1. care-takers
2. security
3. office boys/girls

requirements: under 99 years of age, healthy, friendly, diligent, and honest.
deadline: end of september 2008
apply within

spa manager,

tds

[Essyne]

I would make a meannnnn bouncer  .

[pianochick93]

tds, can we get a description of the jobs?

[ihatepop]

Hmm...Spa is Open!

[concerto_love]

Hmm...Spa is Open!

Open..?? you're not in the chatroom... 

[ihatepop]

I'm outside guarding the door. So nyah!

[concerto_love]

Hey, I'm adding u to my MSN!! Do u realize.. 

[tds]

I would make a meannnnn bouncer  .

we have a job opening for spa bouncers. if you are interested, you are welcome to apply .

tds, can we get a description of the jobs?

yup.

1. caretakers: open the spa everyday, vacuum carpets, tidy up offices, clean showers, and whirlpools, wash towels. we need several caretakers to do the chore
2. security: open the spa everyday, maintain security in the premises. we need 4 security to accommodate different shifts.
3. office boys/girls: open the spa everyday, do administrative works, and hand in weekly reports.

please apply within if you are interested in any of the above

Hmm...Spa is Open!

hey welcome back, secretary ihatepop! glad to see you sound and smiling. on the side note, i must tell you that you have to actually open the spa before announcing that spa is open

[concerto_love]

you have to actually open the spa before announcing that spa is open

yeah. 

[tanman]

we should have a return party for pianistimo in spa sometime...

[concerto_love]

surprise party..?

[tanman]

spa is ope!!! 

[ihatepop]

Indeed. Pop on in, the water is warm. 

[tanman]

when should the spa party for pianistimo be?

[ihatepop]

I'm guessing we will need an organizing committee amongst the spa staff. Maybe split up work between logistics (in charge of events timing, admin work), someone to get in touch with her, etc.?

Discussion is necessary before any action is performed.

[vuvais]

   No spa..i am stressed..and tired...and ANGRY. OPEN UP NOW!!

[db05]

  Love, I don't get it. This spa business.

[concerto_love]

hmm.... is she online..??

[db05]

hmm.... is she online..??

 
I'm here now.

[concerto_love]

I mean pianistimo 

[tds]

spa is again open..

[concerto_love]

spa is again open..

Grrr... I missed it!!!

[tanman]

me missed it also... 

[G.W.K]

Sorry, I have been neglecting my duties recently due to family issues.

Spa will be open again (probably by me) tomorrow.

Spa Receptionist and Temporary Second-in-charge,

G.W.K

[concerto_love]

Welcome back, g.w.k!!! Long time no see!!!! 

[G.W.K]

Thank you. I often disappear for a week, etc but I had to leave due to a family matter.

I have returned, however, and the Spa is open!

G.W.K

[concerto_love]

hahahaha.... I hope the problem solved...

[G.W.K]

My uncle died...I assume that is now a "problem solved", in your words. Forgive me if I don't find it very "hahahaha...."

G.W.K

[tanman]

aww.. sorry to hear that gwk.

[concerto_love]

yeah.... sorry..... 

[pianochick93]

my condolences g.w.k., I hope everything gets better soon.

[tds]

rare announcement: job vacancy for a higher-up position

the spa needs a competent SECRETARY. since this is one of a kind, high-up-on-the-board position, applicants are expected to meet the following requirements:

1. willing to spend at least half an hour EVERYDAY in the spa
2. showing deep interest in the job, where regular communication to the manager, spa staff and clients is well maintained
3. honest.
4. hard-working
5. has some experience in organization ( preferred but not required )
6. proficient in some basic computer skills

it is open to everybody on pianostreet.com, including current spa staff and regular clients.

if you are interested and willing to commit to this job if accepted, please apply within.

i look forward to hearing from you all soon. thank you very much

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

spa is OPEN. OMG

[cherub_rocker1979]

I'll be the bartender!

[tds]

I'll be the bartender!

you got it!

now please observe carefully what you will be doing as a bartender:

1. open the spa everyday ( once it's open, you must notify us by typing "spa is open" in this thread )
2. provide kind bar service
3. have a giant blast!

thank you
spa manager,

tds

[vuvais]

Hello Spa ppl.

In terms of your security..I will apply for the security position..aka pest patrol..aka the police.

Dont be alarmed! everyting will be ok.

AS for u aliens...i am watching u.

[tds]

Hello Spa ppl.

In terms of your security..I will apply for the security position..aka pest patrol..aka the police.

Dont be alarmed! everyting will be ok.

AS for u aliens...i am watching u.

i will therefore anoint you today a policeman of spa. keep the premises safe, cop! cheers!

spa manager,

tds

[dnephi]

I request the position of supreme overlord.  You'll find that I'm more than qualified.

Daniel

[tds]

I request the position of supreme overlord. 

Daniel

dear daniel,

maybe, in the future when you are thinking of applying to nasa?

spa manager,

tds

ps. please happily reconsider ur request . thank you

[pianochick93]

I'll go for this new secretary position, though I may not be able to do certain days due to homework.

[concerto_love]

spa is opeeeen!!! 

[cherub_rocker1979]

Yes, the spa is open indeed!

[vuvais]

NO! NO PETS AT ALL!

We dont want the infestation of fleas in human flesh! NO!

As for u fleas....I got a can of ur favourite spray....Bug Away! Ha ha...try to invade ..IF U DARE!

NO! do not carry anything into the pool.

NO shoplifting madam. 

No! dont do that...we have the bathrooms for that! U will be fined for breaches in the nudist act.

As for u.. aliens....i am in stealth mode. Ill be watching u.

[vuvais]

THANKS SPA for the position of Security! TDS and others..THANKS..

THANKS A LOT! YEAH!

Security rocks!

[tds]

important announcement re. job vacancy for SPA SECRETARY:

1. application due date: september  5, 2008
2. there will one written test on september 6, 2008, which has to be completed and handed it in on september 10, 2008.
3. there will be a practical test or assignment for a seven day period. information regarding this practical test/assignment will be let known after september 10, 2008.


thank you very much for your kind attention.

spa manager,

tds

[concerto_love]

whaa...... WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!

[tds]

whaa...... WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!

don't worry, all the tests will be easy to do, believe me . the assignment requires abit of consistency tho, but nothing more than doing basic things, that's all.

[tanman]

office boys/girls

I wanna be office boy!

[tds]

spa is open. we are giving away free chocolate bars and energy drinks...come on in

[tds]

I wanna be office boy!

please tell me what sort of work experience you have had in the past?