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Aw, come on, Alistair! How can you ignore such an ingenious hommage?
_@/\@_ °|°@_ °|°@_ @@/ _@/_@/_@/ _@/\@_ °|°@_ @@ _@/@ \@_ °|°@_ °|°@_ @ @ _@/ @\@_ °|°@_ @_@_@/ \@_ °|°@__@/ °|°@_ \@@ @ _@/ \@_ °|°@_ @ \@_This is what me and the snails did for Alistair Would you now make a snail Alistair?
*Snail crowd clapping, impressed*Actually they're just trying to clap. They can't make any sound. Clapping isn't an easy thing for them to do. But don't be confused. They're clapping or their version of it.
Not to be confused with a group of snails just standing around.
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The honest answer to that is that I most certainly couldn't and would not want to but, that said, let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?!...Best,Alistair
Um... you most certainly couldn't and would not want to... ignore it? But you will try really really hard and ignore it anyway?Oh well
Did I write any such thing? I think not! I made no mention of "ignoring" anything!Best,Alistair
Quote from: littletune on August 15, 2010, 08:06:14 PM |--- | |--- | | 0 | \@_ | 0 | |___| |___|This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*I think I got that right.Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.This must be an oracle snail.*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand.
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This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*I think I got that right.Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.This must be an oracle snail.*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand. Good work snail. *Bob gives the snail extra food.* Keep it up. There's more extra food where that came from.I did find the largest snail around today is the AFrican giant snail. It's about the size of a hand, or palm-sized. However, those big conch fhell can be from ancient snails, some of which could have b een 40 pounds. A forty pound snail? And there's a Guiness world record for the most snails on a face. I didn't look into that.
if all the snails form Pianostreet decided to give kisses to Alistair all at the same time
Must it be the snails?...Best,Alistair
Well if you wanted to break the world record for the most snails on the face then it would definitely have to be the snails
Brilliant.Must be one of the best ever.
One of the most costly, at least, given the sheer quantity of dollars therein; you'd never be expected to pay that much for a starter of escargots even in a three Michelin starred restaurant...Best,Alistair
Brilliant.Must be one of the best ever.Thal
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Maybe this snail is like a piggy bank, except it's a snaily bank But of course not that kind that you would have to break [it] to get the money out!!!!!! You just have to ask the snail nicely.
Ah - so not like Northern Rock, Royal Bank of Scotland Group or any similar kind of bank that's quick enough to take you money but dishes it out again at - er - snail's pace, then...Best,Alistair
But I didn't say that I wanted to do that, did I?!Best,Alistair
Um... well I don't really know very much about the banks.... not even the ones in my country
No you didn't... but well IF you wanted to then all this snails form Pianostreet would be helpful I guess.... Or... IF all the snails from Pianostreet decided to give you kisses you could at the same time break the world record maybe you can even get some money for breaking a world record
Well if you don't want so much to get kisses from all the snails from Pianostreet, who would you want to get kisses from then? From all the people from Pianostreet?! you know how many people that is?? Like about 52 000 people! Are you sure you would like that better than the snail kisses?
*knock, knock, knock...* *knock, knock, knock...* __ _|_|_ \@_Census Snail (wearing a hat to appear more official). He won't go away until you answer and disclose the number of snails living in your home.
[An advanced Google search of the site shows 226 threads have some form of snail infestation.
Although that includes the snails in my signature line so it doesn't mean much.
There's no way to serach for snails on the forum. They could be anywhere.]
[...] the connection betwen all this stuff and K seems at best tenuous and at worst absent other than in the somewhat bizarre imaginations of certain posters to this thread.Best,Alistair
If you don't feed the snails, they'll start eating anything.
In some senses you could perhaps consider yourself fortunate in your self-confessed ignorance!
But how many snails would there be on Pianostreet?
I'm afraid!
Don't be afraid Alistair!
You don't have to get kissed by snails if you don't want to Specially not those giant ones that have appeared lately in this thread... even though they're all really nice...
I'm not! I used the expression "I'm afraid" in the sense of "I'm sorry to say".
Yes I know that of course! I was just kidding
OK! I wasn't sure...Best,Alistair
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