Last post wins!!!!!

[stravinskylover]

I win because this is the last (only) post on the thread that will be reply # 150!

[j_menz]

Usually, it's just the voices in my head saying 'Burn things...' over and over again...

If the "things" are all available scores of Schulhoff's In Futurum (from which 4'33" is flagrantly plagiarised) then you are just channelling Cage.

I win because this is the last (only) post on the thread that will be reply # 150!

Re-read the rules. 

[stravinskylover]

Re-read the rules. 

Whoops!  Does anyone here think that this thread will ever approach the length of the "What's on your mind?" thread?

[j_menz]

Does anyone here think that this thread will ever approach the length of the "What's on your mind?" thread?

To the extent that there is more competitive ambition than contemplative thought around here it would seem inevitable. 

[Bob]

So who's winning?

Nils is going to come along and delete the thread like he did with the number counting thread.

[perfect_pitch]

He may actually lock it at some point - inevitably making one person a winner for the rest of time.

I'm hoping he'll lock it after my post.     

[Bob]

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

[j_menz]

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

Hopefully he wouldn't be so petty.

[perfect_pitch]

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

Actually I could see that happening to ensure none of us won... would seem only fair - Not that I think he'd do it out of pettiness... but just to end the thread.

[j_menz]

Actually I could see that happening to ensure none of us won... would seem only fair - Not that I think he'd do it out of pettiness... but just to end the thread.

Why would anyone want to end the thread?

Oh, well. If you insist, we can all stop right here.

[stravinskylover]

You mean you can stop. I'm not stopping until a winner is declared!

[j_menz]

You mean you can stop. I'm not stopping until a winner is declared!

Then I, rather immodestly, declare victory.  You can all go back to having a life now.

[stravinskylover]

Then I, rather immodestly, declare victory.  You can all go back to having a life now.

It's too late. I already sold my life away when I posted in this thread.

[j_menz]

It's too late. I already sold my life away when I posted in this thread.

So?

[perfect_pitch]

You can't beat me...

[outin]

Just keep posting. I can wait...
I am counting on my immortality, that will be the best way to ensure my win...or maybe I'll just be able to predict the exact time of the ultimate internet crash.

[j_menz]

maybe I'll just be able to predict the exact time of the ultimate internet crash.

I'm keeping a backup. 

[stravinskylover]

This thread is an excellent way to increase my post count.

[perfect_pitch]

This thread is an excellent way to increase my post count.

+1

[Bob]

That's what matters.

That's why Nils will delete it too.

[perfect_pitch]

That's what matters.

That's why Nils will delete it too.

Hopefully he won't delete it... Hopefully he'll just lock it after me being the last to post and being ultimately locked in as the winner for ALL ETERNITY!!!

MOOO HAAA HAAA!!!!

[outin]

I have this

[perfect_pitch]

I'm sorry - the key is too big for the lock.

Try getting past THIS!!!

[outin]

Try getting past THIS!!!

I'll just use my 6th sense 

[perfect_pitch]

I have this on...



Good luck extracting the combination from my head.     

[Bob]

*Bob opens the lock in seconds with a piece of a Coke can.*

I saw it on Youtube.

[outin]

Good luck extracting the combination from my head.     

Oh I don't have to...your fingers are speaking to me 

[perfect_pitch]

You know what...



This is my protection - good luck getting past him!!!   

[outin]

This is my protection - good luck getting past him!!!   

I'm coming...

[perfect_pitch]

I'm coming...

Considering Don Adams is dead now, I doubt he'd be able to get past Chuck Norris.

[outin]

Considering Don Adams is dead now, I doubt he'd be able to get past Chuck Norris.

I guess I'll have to do it myself then...

[emill]

 
 

[perfect_pitch]

What the heck is that frickin' thing???

It looks like a bald Tasmanian Devil.

[khantallis123]

You won! This is the worst. perfect pitch wins, so don't count this as a post.

[stravinskylover]

Why does he win?

[perfect_pitch]

You won! This is the worst. perfect pitch wins, so don't count this as a post.

I'm fine with that... any objections? NO?

[j_menz]

I'm fine with that... any objections? NO?

[stravinskylover]

+1

[j_menz]

+1

Quite. We can't finish before

(tried to get Rita Hunter doing it, but failed)

[danny_pianist]

https://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Press this button because you won't win 

[j_menz]

Press this button because you won't win 

I'd rather press this one



It seems so much more promising.

[danny_pianist]

In that case I will press this one when I win 

(all of you will still press https://nooooooooooooooo.com/ when you lose  )

[j_menz]

I have this one as a last resort.




Now, is that 00000 or 000000?

Of course, none of you will know (sorry about that  ), which will take away a small part of the fun.

[outin]

If you haven't pressed already, you're probably too late...

[j_menz]

If you haven't pressed already, you're probably too late...

But.... I have one of these.



I'm sure I'll be OK.

[outin]

But.... I have one of these.



I'm sure I'll be OK.

Watch out for my little helpers...

[perfect_pitch]

I'm just posting here... simply to be annoying.

You know I'm going to win through persistence... just give up now and save yourselves the trouble.     

[stravinskylover]

I'm just posting here... simply to be annoying.

You know I'm going to win through persistence... just give up now and save yourselves the trouble.     

NEVER!!!!

[danny_pianist]

I just fired my DeathStar to your little planet, so I will be happily celebrating my wining with GrandMoffTarkin and the Skywalker family 



Everyhing is better here in space! 

[j_menz]

Watch out for my little helpers...

I'm prepared.