Last post wins!!!!!

[stravinskylover]

But... but...

The Snowmen need to be built by someone - won't you be that SOMEONE???

WON'T YOU???



WON'T YOU???

That's messed up...

[joplinfreak]

My Saturday morning.


Just your everyday life in Kansas

[outin]

WON'T YOU???

There are enough white men around without me making more 

[perfect_pitch]

That's messed up...

[joplinfreak]

Just thought I win today .

[stravinskylover]

Just thought I win today .

Congratulations, you won for several hours!

[joplinfreak]

More like a day . How cool is that!

[j_menz]

More like a day . How cool is that!

You're thinking:



We're thinking:

[joplinfreak]

I think I've hit rock bottom. Getting all excited over posting, this is ridiculous!

[j_menz]

I think I've hit rock bottom.

LOL, always about beer.

[Bob]

*Bob tries again.*

[stravinskylover]

*Bob tries again.*

And fails again.

[j_menz]

[joplinfreak]

Evidently this isn't a fail----yet.

[j_menz]

----yet.

 

[stravinskylover]

Okay, let's stop this and declare no one a winner.
I win.

[j_menz]

Okay, let's stop this and declare no one a winner.

You can withdraw anytime.

I win.

[Bob]

If Nils closes the other thread, he may close this one too.

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

[j_menz]

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

Sometimes they are just locked, so we'd still be able to see.

If not, I bags the presumption that it's me!

[joplinfreak]

Nice try buddy! I complement on your hunting skills, no "bagging" today. You can go ahead and tell every one about the one that got away. 

[joplinfreak]

If Nils closes the other thread, he may close this one too.

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

Who is this "Nils" that posses the god like power to destroy a thread!
Tell me so I may vanquish him forever and celebrate his glorious demise!

[j_menz]

Who is this "Nils" that posses the god like power to destroy a thread!
Tell me so I may vanquish him forever and celebrate his glorious demise!

Nils is chief forum mod, before whose wisdom and magnificence we all bow in awe.

[joplinfreak]

O.K. good enough. 

[perfect_pitch]

Nils is chief forum mod, before whose wisdom and magnificence we all bow in awe.

I'm willing to admit to that if he locks the thread with me being the last one to reply - thus making me the eternal winner. 

[stravinskylover]

I'm willing to admit to that if he locks the thread with me being the last one to reply - thus making me the eternal winner. 

Although it's unlikely since you'll have to beat j_menz, joplinfreak, outin, and me (and a few others who post every now and then). You should give up, your chances of success are rather low.

[perfect_pitch]

Pffft... This coming from someone who only has 171 posts??? HAAAA!

You're fighting scottish arrogance here... If there's one thing we Scots are good at... it's fighting.

[stravinskylover]

Pffft... This coming from someone who only has 171 posts??? HAAAA!

You're fighting scottish arrogance here... If there's one thing we Scots are good at... it's fighting.

Hey, I registered later than you guys did!

My high school's mascot is a scot.

P.S. it's 172 now!

[joplinfreak]

I'm coming up on post 100 thank you very much! NOT A NOOB ANY MORE!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!

[stravinskylover]

I'm coming up on post 100 thank you very much! NOT A NOOB ANY MORE!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!

But you're still a junior member. I'm a full member now!

[thalbergmad]

losers

[j_menz]

losers

Does that make you post-master-general? 

[perfect_pitch]

Does that make you post-master-general? 

No.

[stravinskylover]

I vow to post more than thalbergmad! I'm probably going to fail though.

[joplinfreak]

Eventually I will win, you see I have an unfair advantage. What with being homeschooled and no job yet (unfortunately). So unlike every one else on this forum who actually have lives during the day, I can post till the cows some home.

[stravinskylover]

Eventually I will win, you see I have an unfair advantage. What with being homeschooled and no job yet (unfortunately). So unlike every one else on this forum who actually have lives during the day, I can post till the cows some home.

Yeah, well I'm 16, so I have many years to keep posting! And who said we had lives?

[j_menz]

I have an army of cats that does my posting for me.

[stravinskylover]

I have an army of cats that does my posting for me.

Why cats? Why not dogs?

[j_menz]

Why cats? Why not dogs?

1. Dogs are too smart, and

2. Cats can spend their idle time posing for internet memes and funny cat videos for Youtube. They've got to earn their catnip!

[stravinskylover]

1. Dogs are too smart

Very true indeed!

2. Cats can spend their idle time posing for internet memes and funny cat videos for Youtube. They've got to earn their catnip!

So why do you need an entire army? Shouldn't one or two be enough?

[j_menz]

So why do you need an entire army? Shouldn't one or two be enough?

Do you have any idea how many hours of cat videos are loaded onto Youtube every day? 

[stravinskylover]

Do you have any idea how many hours of cat videos are loaded onto Youtube every day? 

Not really. I've honestly never seen a cat video before.

[j_menz]

I'm 16

I've honestly never seen a cat video before.

I need a lie down!

[stravinskylover]

I need a lie down!

Is there something I should know that I can only learn from cat videos? If the answer is no, then I don't see why this a big deal.

[j_menz]

Is there something I should know that I can only learn from cat videos? If the answer is no, then I don't see why this a big deal.

The answer is no, but they are unavoidable on the internet. It's like saying you've never got a spam email.

[stravinskylover]

The answer is no, but they are unavoidable on the internet. It's like saying you've never got a spam email.

I've seen links to car videos, I just never actually clicked on the links. Plus, I only use the internet for this forum and Youtube, so yeah.

[j_menz]

Somehow, this I find comforting:

[stravinskylover]

Somehow, this I find comforting:

What's a bex?

[j_menz]

What's a bex?

A form of powdered aspirin, popular as a general purpose cure all for bored housewives in Australia during the 50s and 60s. Since found to cause various ailments, not least permanent kidney damage, and now no longer on the market.

[outin]

1. Dogs are too smart, and

You have just proven that you have no cats (or you have never had dogs). Dogs will do anything you ask them to do (even post cat videos on the internet)...cats will only do if their life depends on it or they really want something.

Which made me think...I could always blackmail MY cats to post for me...and since I have more than any of you I WILL WIN! 

[joplinfreak]

Is a dog really that smart? Lets think about this for second. Dogs will do whatever you tell them to do to the point of their own demise. Cats on the other hand are smart enough not to trust any one unless it benefits them. So if smart is obedient then yes dogs are smart (just like all the rest of the "sheeple" in the U.S.).