Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

Good one for the top of the page.  (And last post.)

[perfect_pitch]

(And last post.)

Grammar fail...

WAS last post.

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/ecVTpqE.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

Who needs a gyroscope when you have an owl...

And may I say...

[Bob]

I found a treasure trove of owl gif a while ago....


Darnit..

https://i.imgur.com/mpqrmOz.mp4

[perfect_pitch]

I found a treasure trove of owl gif a while ago....

Meh... not as cute as the first one.

[Bob]

You want the owls?  I'll bring the owls.

(Apparently these are all mp4.  Darnit.)

https://i.imgur.com/ecVTpqE.mp4

Aggressive, in your face owl dance going on here.  I guess it's stare down.

[perfect_pitch]

NERD OWL!!!

[Bob]

That's got to be one of the most pointless thing, glasses for predator birds.   




This one's superb I'd say.

[visitor]

hipster raptor approves of the direction this is going.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

hipster raptor approves of the direction this is going.

That picture is a fail for 2 reasons... No one uses the Imperial system of measuring, except for those living in the past, and kilometre is spelt wrong (and no, don't tell me that's how the americans spell it, because they don't use the term kilometres - they use miles etc...)

[outin]

Do get this one Bob:

[Bob]

If you use Imperial measurements, fractions look better than decimals.  Kind of defeats the purpose.

1 km = about 3/5 mile

[Bob]

I think it's up to this one.

This girl's going to get her nose bit off.



Darnit.  They still want to download instead of display...

https://media.galaxant.com/000/437/626/owlgif

[perfect_pitch]

If you use Imperial measurements, fractions look better than decimals.  Kind of defeats the purpose.

1 km = about 3/5 mile

Considering most (normal) people don't know how much a mile is, they're going to be screwed having to figure and guesstimate how long 3/5ths of a mile is.

What looks nicer: 

1 km

or

3/5 mile

[visitor]

suddenly Thomas intervenes

[Bob]

5,280 feet.  Everyone in the US is supposed to know that.
1km = 3,280.84 feet


That's a very clean wall up there visitor.  Those things would need to scrub around the light switches more and run over the switch itself.  Who's walls are getting that dirty that they need to clean them?  I've actually done that maybe three times ever since I've lived in apartments.

[perfect_pitch]

suddenly Thomas intervenes

WHAT THE HECK is that thing??? It looks like a possessed Roomba that can defy gravity... and looks evil.

1km = 1,000m
1m = 5,280 ft, or 1760 yards

Yeah. so much easier... not.

[Bob]

Add a little music to complete the effect.  

https://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/07/06/well-meaning-creator-makes-nightmare-inducing-thomas-the-tank-engine-ceiling-crawling-abomination/


I thought the wall must be textured somehow.  How the heck does this thing grip the wall?
https://www.engadget.com/2008/10/01/takara-tomys-wall-climbing-aerospider-rc-car-ships-this-month/



Here's the ad...

(Nice haircut.)

Is this a joke?  Just turn the camera so it looks like it's driving on walls?


Apparently not.  I wonder if it uses air to suction/vacuum itself to the wall.

Yep, suction.  So it's noisy and wouldn't work on every surface.  Plus, none of the videos show it changing from one wall to another to the ceiling.  It's just going to drain the battery and fall off the wall.
https://internetsiao.com/this-toy-car-runs-upside-down/

[perfect_pitch]

That would be an awesome prank to pull on someone in the middle of the night.

Get the thing attached to a motion sensor and watch them freak the f@#$ out in pitch black...

Those haunting eyes coming towards you...

[visitor]

*that's ok, i didn't need to sleep anyways...

i always thought he was terrifying as is, then again he is also a prime candidate for maximum overdrive remake, imagine him and the at big rig from the original\




or if someone make a wall crawler out of the MO big rig face.....eeesh!

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... 6:45am here... too tired...

Last post win... off to sleep.

[Bob]

Sleepytime....




 

[perfect_pitch]

I see you're finally getting that boob job you always wanted, Bob.

Good for you!!!   

[Bob]

Uh oh...

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... I'm not scared...

[Bob]

Meh... I'm not scared...

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Be-Scared-of-a-Hamster

"Do hamsters give you a sense of foreboding?"


 


I guess these aren't meth strung out hamsters though so maybe that's the difference.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - Meth changes people. It's not something to underestimate.

[Bob]

[Bob]

Haha.  The real stuff is $30/pound.

https://www.candywarehouse.com/colors/blue-candy/products/light-blue-cotton-candy-rock-candy-crystals-5lb-bag/

[perfect_pitch]

You know, sadly enough somewhere, someone is probably buying that stuff, putting it into little bags and handing it to the kids on the street... getting them addicted...



...to candy. And now we know why America is obese.

[Bob]

The owl is watching you buy blue candy.... 

[perfect_pitch]

You JUST couldn't let me win... could you???

I almost had the win for an entire week and figured that people would forget about it when it didn't show up on their 'Unread posts since last visit'...

Damn you. Damn you to hell.



And so WHAT if I bought blue candy???

[Bob]

The owl still watches....



The owl of psychological torture still watches....

[perfect_pitch]

You think you can psychologically scare me???

[outin]

The dark headed cat sneaks into the thread, eats the owls and watches how you all lose!

[perfect_pitch]

I've heard that Coyotes eat cats... so...



Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Outin.     

[outin]

I've heard that Coyotes eat cats... so...

Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Outin.     

Outin will have your coyotes as a snack, so no chance!

[ahinton]

The owl still watches....



The owl of psychological torture still watches....

Best,

Alistair

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I'm in a good mood because I read this.

https://ask.audio/articles/music-theory-432-hz-tuning-separating-fact-from-fiction

For those who aren't interested in reading... here's the end statement:

"432 Hz seems to be just another number without any special significance over others."



All is good with the world... and screw your owls.

[Bob]

It's epitah owl search results!  Perhaps for perfect_pitch's endeavors on this thread? 




And the owls continue watching...






Yes, it's a double post.  I did it.  I went there.  Double pic post.   

[Bob]

*Bob releases some poltergeists into the thread....*

[perfect_pitch]

That's not poltergeists for goodness sake... that's just different lighting on a moving train causing the shadows to slightly flicker as it moves along.

PATHETIC!!! You'll have to do better than that. May I just point out that I almost won this thread after no one posted for almost an entire week. You know I'm going to win it, so you may as well just give up now.

[visitor]

ghosts make me wanna dance. so i must!

[perfect_pitch]

Okay dokay then...

[lostinidlewonder]

Some guidelines for dancing here. Ok?!

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - don't make fun of the Carlton. That helped me laugh through my youth. It was cool at one time - like the Macarena.

I was only told of this rule with dancing, growing up: