Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... can't be bothered going back to read earlier posts...

Would rather just keep winning.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

This thread is really starting to circle the drain...

Meanwhile... I'll...

[lostinidlewonder]

Any of your cracking yet? You all doing pretty well at winning heheh !

[perfect_pitch]

Any of your cracking yet? You all doing pretty well at winning heheh !

You know what... If I knew where you lived, I'd personally ride up to your house, ring the doorbell and b@tch slap you for that incredibly poor piece of grammar.

What HAPPENED to you in English class???

[Bob]

"You all" could be interpreted as racist, so it's politically incorrect.  We all?  Like we're separate from you?  Another group, another "class" of people?  How dare you.     (That was a joke, except the "you all" thing is real I think.)


Onto the slapping of b!tches...

[perfect_pitch]

Well lostinidlewonder... I've been saving this for a while, to give to someone, so...

...this is for you:

[Bob]

Oh.  That would explain the search results.

I figured "slap" instead of of "b!tch slap."  Then I thought maybe I'll be festive with Thanksgiving coming up.     I was wondering why there was a BDSM turkey picture....

*Bob learns a new term.* 

This looks safe enough, although I think it might imply something...

[perfect_pitch]

For years, I had never seen Big Brother, and thankfully had never known what that was until someone pointed it out.

Having seen only 3 minutes of the Big Brother program EVER... I feel rather proud I haven't watched any more than that.

[Bob]

Apparently the chicken variety of slap is also reserved.... 

[lostinidlewonder]

You know what... If I knew where you lived, I'd personally ride up to your house, ring the doorbell and b@tch slap you for that incredibly poor piece of grammar.

What HAPPENED to you in English class???

I swear ipads have inbuilt errors which replace what your type ahaha
*sorry I did put "your" in there that time now just here in purpose for lols isnt it grammar funny?!

[lostinidlewonder]

"You all" could be interpreted as racist, so it's politically incorrect.  We all?  Like we're separate from you?  Another group, another "class" of people?  How dare you.     (That was a joke, except the "you all" thing is real I think.)

lol Bob you remind me of my English literature teacher! Yes yes your class is different to mine, much higher if we tally the post counts in this thread haha

[perfect_pitch]

Remember this... Conserve energy...

[visitor]

[Bob]

Let's take a break and listen to some music.  

Theme "song" for the thread?  

I give up....

Not the greatest thing to listen to first thing in the morning.  Geez....



More importantly... Here's the actual group info.  I didn't know this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_Sinfonia

[perfect_pitch]

And THAT'S why I don't have pets.

[Bob]

Be careful what you name them too.  Because someday....


All was peaceful and normal on the thread (as normal as this thread gets) until...

[perfect_pitch]

The only abnormal thing about this thread, is that I wasn't winning for the last 6 hours.

How strange...

[geo201110292]

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos. I've been surfing the web for weeks in search of ernest lecuona's sheet music books but none of what I've found so far has got this particular piece of art.
Can any of you assist me with my search ?
thanks in advance

[visitor]

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos. I've been surfing the web for weeks in search of ernest lecuona's sheet music books but none of what I've found so far has got this particular piece of art.
Can any of you assist me with my search ?
thanks in advance

[Bob]

He could try PM'ing everyone.      Twice.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos

[visitor]

Consolation prizes

[lostinidlewonder]

ahah funniest thread to ask for help lol

[visitor]

ahah funniest thread to ask for help lol

[perfect_pitch]

Hey - it's the new Gandalf Bobblehead...   

[visitor]

[outin]

Cool new style you have there, every guy should wear eye shadow!

[visitor]

Cool new style you have there, every guy should wear eye shadow!

well it certainly seems to work better than powdering the face

We do what can.

 

[pianoamatuer]

I win!

[perfect_pitch]

Love your enthusiasm pianoamatuer (although you spelt amateur wrong)...

But you will never win this thread. Like the optimism though.

[Bob]

I winlose!

Fixed.  I see a lot of you keep misspelling the word lose like this.  It's a common error on this thread... that you make, not me. 



*Bob confused as heck now for how to say he'll win....*  Darnit...

[Bob]

Problem solved.

[pianoamatuer]

I still win!
Just noticed I spelt my name wrong. Oh well lol!!

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob confused as heck now for how to say he'll winlose....

Seems to be more of a common error than you think Bob... One should avoid pointing out other peoples mistakes, especially if they are prone in doing the same.

[Bob]

Yes, you should avoid that, shouldn't you? 

[pianoamatuer]

Apparently the chicken variety of slap is also reserved.... 

Just *chicken* out already.  Clearly you guys can't even admit I won.

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, you should avoid that, shouldn't you? 

How do you know for sure that isn't some sort of Polycarbonate??? Guy could be living in a bullet proof house... Maybe it's to keep out zombies???

Anyway, I win...

Clearly you guys can't even admit I won.

I'm not sure if I should confuse your naivety in winning with being freshly signed up to these forums.

You won't win.

[Bob]

*Bob notes the lack of a toilet or bathroom in that glass house.* 

People in glass houses shouldn't have glass pipes.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm trying to figure where he keeps his clothes...

Or how he changes into those clothes in privacy...

[Bob]

Bob wins the thread over the holiday. 


https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gifv

[pianoamatuer]

Bob wins the thread over the holiday. 


https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gifv

Think again pal!
[oh, and that video is somewhat very pleasant to watch.. ]

[perfect_pitch]

Bob wins the thread over the holiday. 

I didn't get a holiday... here in Australia, it was just your standard work day...

But yeah, I have to admit that video is kind of cute.

Also pianoamatuer... if you signed up to this forum in the hopes of winning this thread - you've bitten off more than you can chew. Bob and I have been battling over this thread for over 3 years.

If you think you can top us, I hate to break it to you but...

[Bob]

You just have to have a group of people get in a big wooden boat, sail across an ocean, have half starve, and then the half that live make a holiday.  That's all.


*Bob forges onward...*

[perfect_pitch]

You just have to have a group of people get in a big wooden boat, sail across an ocean, have half starve, and then the half that live make a holiday. 

I live in Australia... WE HAD THAT! We had a whole bunch of criminals transported here, many who lived (many who still work as politicians)...

[pianoamatuer]

If you think you can top us, I hate to break it to you but...

I CAN win! You know why?
Because they said if I put my mind into it I can do anything!

[lostinidlewonder]

You can't vin.

[Bob]

I live in Australia... WE HAD THAT! We had a whole bunch of criminals transported here, many who lived (many who still work as politicians)...

 



I considered drawing it out more, repeating it again.  "No, no.  I mean they all got in a boat, several boats, and left from Europe, like from England and colonized a whole 'nother continent..."