Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Not even Google Translate can detect what language that's supposed to be...

[Bob]

I'll go with this.  I'm tired of searching.





The question is, what is that white thing on the bench?  A fluffy seat thing to sit on?

[perfect_pitch]

Elton Johns underwear???

[Bob]

And then....

[perfect_pitch]

And now we have the Elton Johns underwear 'BEFORE' shot.

 

[Bob]

The message body was not left empty...

[perfect_pitch]

This video is Scientific proof that the possibility exists that not only could there be intelligent life on other planets...

...and that there seems to be some on our planet that don't. And to think we share 99% of our DNA with these idiots.

[Bob]

This video is Scientific proof that the possibility exists that not only could there be intelligent life on other planets...

...and that there seems to be some on our planet that don't. And to think we share 99% of our DNA with these idiots.

So you're saying this video was made by a chimp?

[perfect_pitch]

So you're saying this video was made by a chimp?

Given the quality of the content... I'd say...



YEAH!!!

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv


Enjoy your sunlight down there on there on the southern hemisphere.  In a couple days we'll start taking it back.

[Bob]

I guess I won the thread.... 



https://i.imgur.com/6ADLV4r.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

The only way you win the thread is if my internet connection dies.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Bob knows that his defeat at my hands is looming closer and closer.

That's not the face of a potential winner.   

[Bob]

Quick edited:   Your winning that is.  That's what I don't see happening. 

[visitor]

Where will you be when the 14th cup of coffee you and your friends had after lunch hits?

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[yewtree]

[perfect_pitch]

Darth vader seems to have lost his edge. No wonder his Death Star got blown up.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

*warrior Santa spotted riding near the thread

[perfect_pitch]

They should post that once in a while to kids, to remind them to be nice.

[goldentone]

*warrior Santa spotted riding near the thread

Classic post, Visitor.  
Intelligence from the North Pole says Rudolph is about ready to stroll.

[perfect_pitch]

1)        No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2)       There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3)       Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.

 4)       This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

5)      The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

6)        353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.



(Someone had to post it)

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Well... it's 10:30pm here in Australia. I hope everyone had a Merry Christ

Ooops sorry, what I should have said is........ Happy Holidays!

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted upcoming calendar year 2018, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first."Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

That's maybe a tad too early... On Hogmany yeah, but 5 days before New Year???

Someones very, very early...



So is that guy.

[Bob]

These days don't really seem to count.  It's like leftover days in the year.

[yewtree]

Who likes peanut butter!  

[perfect_pitch]

These days don't really seem to count.  It's like leftover days in the year.

No it's not. It's the part where we can relax and actually enjoy our holidays before work resumes.






And yewtree... what is wrong with you.   

[yewtree]

No it's not. It's the part where we can relax and actually enjoy our holidays before work resumes.






And yewtree... what is wrong with you.   

 PP,  You may delete it if you wish. 

[perfect_pitch]

PP,  You may delete it if you wish. 

Deleting it won't do. I'm going to need the Eye bleach and a wire scourer.

[visitor]

Deleting it won't do. I'm going to need the Eye bleach and a wire scourer.

best way to forget an ouchie? Have a different bigger ouchie

Via our favorite neighborhood cartoon network of course

[Bob]

*Bob is actually eating peanut butter right now.*

[perfect_pitch]

best way to forget an ouchie? Have a different bigger ouchie

I'm not going to click that video, simply based on the fact that the image looks like she doesn't have a brain between her ears.

[Bob]

*Bob is thinking 2018 probably won't get any better.*

[Bob]

Time to celebrate this win....

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

Why the HELL would anyone want to be stuck inside a giant rubber ball???

[visitor]

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

 

[visitor]

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

Why the HELL would anyone want to be stuck inside a giant rubber ball???

Can't miss the ball if you're in it

 

[Bob]

Good job.  Here's a biscuit. 

[goldentone]

[perfect_pitch]

Well - to those stuck in 2017...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! First post of 2018 in this thread. Another milestone in this thread.

[Bob]

Next year... We'll get to 2019 first... next year...

[perfect_pitch]

If you're anywhere West of Perth, Australia - no you won't.     

[visitor]

Well well well looks like we got ourselves a good old standoff forming.
Hoping it surpasses this classic

[Bob]

Australia added closed captions.  Haha.

[perfect_pitch]

Reminds me of this: