should i start the fantasie impromptu?

[defoabuse]

In a manner of speaking, yes, thats what I said.
What I meant was that i've been playing piano for a little under 3 months with a teacher (messing around a little before that) and during that 3 months in addition to sight reading drills I have almost finished Fur Elise (everything at the beginning and almost the whole first interuption is done, and the rest should be done within another month)

I'm aware the Fantaisie could take awhile, but i'll wait

God bless

Hi, I'm a new member to the boards, and I just finished minute waltz and performed yeterday at a recital in 2 months.  I also performed fur elise and prelude 20 (Chopin).

I think you are not ready at all to play impromptu if it has taken you 3 months and haven't even finished fur elise.

Maybe try some of Chopins waltzes or some fast preludes to work on finger technique

[lostinidlewonder]

This thread reminds me of Austin Power for some reason.

WHY WONT YOU DIE!!!!

[ted]

Or John Cleese as Basil Fawlty'

"Could this conversation finish before one of us dies ?"

[ahmedito]

Good grief, how about making this thread a sticky? Either that, or how about just locking it?

If making it a sticky, change the title to:

"What not to post."

[omo]

Stumbled across pianoforum by googling, and this was the first thing I came across.

All I can say is that attempting to learn works like Fantasie-Impromtu is pointless for most people, even those people who have been learning for many years. This music is not meant for people like breadboy -- at least, it isn't meant to be played by them. They have neither the deep knowledge, sensitivity, or humility to understand it, let alone play it.

Chopin (and Liszt, Beethoven and Schubert to name a few more) didn't write their great works in order of difficulty, or as a test of virility. They wrote them because they wanted to communicate an emotional truth or deep feeling, and the fact that they are difficult is because they have to be so. Piano playing is not a pissing contest. Being able to rattle out a bunch of notes in roughly the right order is not what Chopin had in mind when he wrote this music.

Having to ask the question "should I start it" or "how do I play 3 against 4" indicates nothing more than a level of ignorance that is entirely contemptible. It's like buying a Ferrari. If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it. Likewise, if you have to ask how to play it, you can't play it.

I don't want to come across as too harsh as this is my first post, but, I mean - honestly!

A final thought - breadboy's audience, albeit consisting of family and friends, would probably appreciate a really beautifully interpreted - in other words, an honest performance - of something like "Traumerei", or even the Aria from the Goldberg Variations. However, this will almost certainly never happen as he will almost invariably want to slam them against the wall with huge chunks of notes from the "difficult" range.

If there's anything that will make your audience dislike you, breadboy, it's wasting their time by playing them things you can't play. The only emotions they will feel if you confront them with a butchered F.I. are a) embarrassment for you b) pity for you c) anger at your arrogance and d) a dislike of all things Chopin. If this is what you wish to achieve, then can I repeat what many others have said here: go for it.

God help you.

[ahmedito]

OK.... Im sick of this. From now on, just to annoy you all, I will make it my duty to keep bouncing this thread if it goes under the 8th thread mark, until Nils decides to either lock it or sticky it.

[Kassaa]

Yes, Breadboy was last online in 2004, so lock this thread for god's sake.

[musik_man]

pfffft. You know that this thread will never die.

*bump*

*bump*

[nanabush]

lol, someone said to play a fast prelude before fantaisie impromptu, I have a book w/ the preludes, and I find most of the fast ones harder than fantaisie impromptu, especially number 16/19... And also the G# minor is extremely awkward and I find more difficult than FI, try G major which practices left hand dexterity and isn't too difficult, or Eb minor is also a good workout for both and uses alot of black notes, don't try the hard fast ones, but the intermediate ones to build up strength, you'd be wasting your time playing 16/19 after fur elise...

[ahmedito]

Up she goes again.


-- bump --


 

[Bob]

(miffed, narrows eyes)

"Why does this thread keep getting bumped?  Let it die already."


(swiftly turns around and pulls out Samuri sword)

(stabs thread in the middle, thread rithes around)

"Die thread!  Die!" says Bob.

"..." says thread.

(pushes forward, thread drops to the ground wiggling around, Bob grunts, leans weight into sword, and turns the blade  producing a bone scraping sound)

(thread stops moving, Bob nonchalantly walks away)

(thread remains dead with sword sticking out of it)

[abell88]

"None but the rightful king can pull the sword from the thread. Do you dare try?"

It was a challenge not to be resisted...

[pianoforce]

My god, this thread is still opened?  Well, it did make for quite a humorous 2nd read, although not as good as matt_blacks "piano tricks" thread.

[Siberian Husky]

yay im gunna get my post count up

[pseudopianist]

Yes, Breadboy was last online in 2004, so lock this thread for god's sake.

Yeah true BUT he is still alive and he probaly keeps reading this thread https://www.chopinfiles.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=25653&highlight=#25653

[Siberian Husky]

yes i second that

[ahmedito]

Bumpty--bump....


almost got away this time 

[musik_man]

*examines the thread*

ahhhh, the thread is only mostly dead!

*brings thread to Miracle Max*



*bump*

[Sergey R]

*bumps it up*

I would like to hear a recording of how Breadboy has progressed with the piece.

[ahmedito]

-- bump --


Why am I doing this? Some of you probably find this incredibly annoying, but I am doing it for the greater good, it is a statement: "Lock this stupid thread", or make it a sticky to remind people what not to post.
 
If I dont keep reminding you people to do something about it, it will sink into oblivion and come back in a few weeks to bite us all in the ass when we least expect it.

[bearzinthehood]

You know you have to stop only if the music starts to die inside of you, or when your carpal tunnel inflammates.

I don't know why I crack up every time I see this. 

[Siberian Husky]

yeah guys..i have no limbs..no face..no anything...matter of fact im not existant..but i was thinking..i want to learn the fanatsie impromptu song by some guy named chawpin....anyways..i dont play piano YET..BUT....okay well...i dont even know what a piano looks like..aside from the little picture banner thing at the beginning of the forum website..but it doesnt look too hard...i have tons of experience..i played the triangle in 3rd grade for a play....thanks for all your help in advance

Sencirely your fellow Pianist,

BreadMan

[fred smalls]

yeah guys..i have no limbs..no face..no anything...matter of fact im not existant..but i was thinking..i want to learn the fanatsie impromptu song by some guy named chawpin....anyways..i dont play piano YET..BUT....okay well...i dont even know what a piano looks like..aside from the little picture banner thing at the beginning of the forum website..but it doesnt look too hard...i have tons of experience..i played the triangle in 3rd grade for a play....thanks for all your help in advance

Sencirely your fellow Pianist,

BreadMan

I sue you for infringment of copyright. 

https://www.pianoforum.net/smf/index.php/topic,8910.0.html

I'm just kidding, I still love you, don't worry.  I just really liked this thread I made...

P.S. WHY THE %$&* DO PEOPLE STILL POST IN THIS THREAD!!! WHY DID I!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

pps: (huskey, i'm not actually kidding, watch your back while you sleep at night.)

[Siberian Husky]

my back is facing the bed while i sleep..so unless your going to hide in my bed...then im all good...and if your thinking of trying something sneaky on me..i warn you in advance..i will not hesitate to urinate on your face...good day to you sir!

[gorbee natcase]

I think bread boy is just taking the piss,

[Siberian Husky]

8=D

[Torp]

Must......resist......posting..........to...........this........thread.





























Resistance is futile.

[mikeyg]

Post++

Watch breadboy turn out to be Hamelin and is secretely laughing his ass off at us.

[fred smalls]

my back is facing the bed while i sleep..so unless your going to hide in my bed...then im all good...and if your thinking of trying something sneaky on me..i warn you in advance..i will not hesitate to urinate on your face...good day to you sir!

Anything is possible...

[Siberian Husky]

so uhhh..whachu guys doin?..

[jkristiand]

this forum has either none or extremely incompetent moderators

[Torp]

this forum has either none or extremely incompetent moderators

I think you're right. If they were competent they would have deleted your thread immediately. 

[Kassaa]

We could spam until Nils locks it.

[Siberian Husky]

guys everhave spam eggs and white rice for breakfast?..it is the pinnacle of breakfast satisfaction..

[Kassaa]

guys everhave spam eggs and white rice for breakfast?..it is the pinnacle of breakfast satisfaction..

I concur

[pseudopianist]

What exactly is spam anyway? And no, not the flooding thingy but the real stuff 

[Torp]

I'm not sure there IS anything REAL about spam, it's made up of parts.

[Siberian Husky]

Spam is a combination of gross meats and by products.. its delicious

[rob47]

I prefer turkey bacon.

hahah no i don't i prefer spam.

[Kassaa]

 

[Torp]

Yummy!  (sorry, no emoticon for barfing, it's the best I could do)

[m1469]

 

eh!?  you know waaat, bra!?  Spam is goood, yah?  Soooo ono bra,  it broke da mouth...  eh, I like one plate lunch widt spam and two scoops rice and macaroni salad.  thanks, yah?

[pseudopianist]

It looks like ice cream 

[hodi]

i finished the fantasie impromptu about a week ago, took me 45 days ( i played the piano for 3 years when i was a kid and 4 years from the age of 14 now i'm 18)

i don't think i could play this piece last year, it requires great coordination and it has some very difficult rhythm but now i play it decently and i'm polishing it , will perform it in july...
if i tried this piece last year probably the only thing i would earn is FRUSTRATION.

[Torp]

The wall of spam has been broken...argh!

An actual, on topic post has made it through...what is the world coming to?

[ahmedito]

oops... have forgotten to keep this thread high... thanks for your help !

[gouldfischer]

Bump!!!! And the thread bites you all in the ass!

(Sorry, I just wanted to keep alive the funniest thread of all... not only because of the clever / humoristic replies of you guys, but mainly because of what we could call - were it not for the arrogant sequel given by its author - "childish naivity" of the former question. It almost made me cry!)

[Siberian Husky]

post count baby post count...

[ahmedito]

Bump,

I might as well take this opportunity to make some shameless self promotion. Check out my first ever threads on the audition forum. They're not very good, but I really really would love to hear some opinions.

[mikeyg]

this forum has either none or extremely incompetent moderators

Requests for moderatoros can be made here.

As you can see, people have been asking for moderators for a considerable amount of time.  It is  physically impossible for one person to moderate a forum this size at peak efficiency.


Oh yeah...


 
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