Last post wins!!!!!

[visitor]

Best way to spot foodception? Smell. Those doppelgänger have not gotten the Hang of that part yet

[Bob]

Stay back!

 

[j_menz]

New page... two posts.. a cat and an owl. 

I don't normally drink this early in the day, but........

[outin]

New page... two posts.. a cat and an owl. 

I don't normally drink this early in the day, but........

Here's something to cheer you up:

[j_menz]

Gee, thanks.

[visitor]

Ok change up. Let's include a coke ( since we established that Pepsi cannot and should not be trusted)

all going according to plan. It is almost time...-hamster overlord Oberon

[Bob]

[j_menz]

[perfect_pitch]

Going for the INFINITE LOOP!!!

[j_menz]

Going for the INFINITE LOOP!!!

That's just an infinitely regressing fractal. 

This in an infinite loop....

[Bob]

There's a sonic version of that but I'm not looking it up.  So and so's wave or something like that.  It sounds like the pitch keeps ascending.

[perfect_pitch]

This in an infinite loop....

Great... Now I have the words 'Going around the Mobius strip' to the tune of 'Here we go round the Mulberry bush'...



    THANKS!!!   

[j_menz]

THANKS!!!

You're most welcome.

Welcome to ....

[perfect_pitch]

That was your plan all along, wasn't it - to annoy me to death with awful earworms???

[j_menz]

That was your plan all along, wasn't it - to annoy me to death with awful earworms???

That would be....




Stand in the corner if you don't get the joke.

[visitor]

The propaganda machine is at work.  The master plan is working

[goldentone]

The sovereign cure.

 

[perfect_pitch]

Hell no... that stuff has too much sugar.



Now that's something I can get behind.   

[Bob]

*Bob tries rolling some giant plastic balls through the thread to clear out other... contestants.* 

[j_menz]

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine. Odd that it's the "temperance drink".

[perfect_pitch]

What are you doing J_Menz - we moved on from Coca-cola 5 minutes ago...

KEEP UP!!!   

[visitor]

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine. Odd that it's

[outin]

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine.

The sugar free version is much better for you!

[perfect_pitch]

The sugar free version is much better for you!

Totally...

[stoat_king]

Are you going to finish that?

[perfect_pitch]

You know what - I usually post things to irk people, but THAT...

...is going to give people NIGHTMARES!!! What is wrong with you???

 

Okay... let's knock this up a notch then!!!

[stoat_king]

You know what - I usually post things to irk people, but THAT...

...is going to give people NIGHTMARES!!! What is wrong with you???

I take offence at that. How dare you talk about my caseworker like that?!?!?!

[visitor]

[Bob]

[outin]

Yes, please stick to...you know 

[perfect_pitch]

You know the world is a sad place when you try to find an image in google with the keywords 'Cat' and 'Lawnmower', and are deeply unsatisfied with the results.



 



I weep for the rest of humanity.

[stoat_king]

^ Look on the bright side -
I'm sure you'd find the world an even sadder place had you searched for 'Rule34 + cat + lawnmower".

*shudders*

[Bob]

PSA

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet

[perfect_pitch]

^ Look on the bright side -
I'm sure you'd find the world an even sadder place had you searched for 'Rule34 + cat + lawnmower".

I didn't find one single picture of a cat being run over by a lawn mower...

[outin]

I didn't find one single picture of a cat being run over by a lawn mower...

You don't know why? Because cats are simply just too smart to get run over by such a thing

Something that cannot be said for humans...








And for those who got upset by the photos, here's a cute cat picture:

[Bob]

Blech.  Take those down.  I hit "Go down" and see those right away on this page.


Crocheted cat mushrooms... sheesh.

[perfect_pitch]

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT... And by that, I mean the bloody cat in the Mushroom clothing...

And yet, Google still doesn't have an image for 'Fried cat with mushrooms'... Such a shame. What is the point of the internet then???

[stoat_king]

The mushroom cat is just too creepy.

Here is a cat with a little more dignity:

[outin]

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT... And by that, I mean the bloody cat in the Mushroom clothing...

Oh there's more...

Although I am not quite sure what I am looking at? A pink...never mind  

[visitor]

[goldentone]

Did I just see. . .

[perfect_pitch]

Oh there's more...

Although I hate quoting pictures of cats in my posts... this one I just had to...

... while I clarify what the hell it's supposed to be.

Although I am not quite sure what I am looking at? A pink...never mind 

Were you going to say... Dildo???   

[outin]

Were you going to say... Dildo???   

No comment...

Although now that I think of it...environmental friendly, no batteries needed...

[perfect_pitch]

Although now that I think of it...environmental friendly, no batteries needed...

Even WILL SMITH is disgusted at you right now. NOW we know why you like cats...

... and possibly why they hate you.   

[outin]

Even WILL SMITH is disgusted at you right now. NOW we know why you like cats...

... and possibly why they hate you.    

I know better than that, I went to

[visitor]

@outin....

Esplain?

 

[stoat_king]

[compline]

http://Fraudster Televangelist Benny Hinn  
Got to watch till the end.  roflmao!

[outin]

@outin....

Esplain?

 

Hmm...isn't it quite clear? Efficiency above all.
And before advancing to a higher language, maybe you should first learn to spell plain English?  

[visitor]

Hmm...isn't it quite clear? Efficiency above all.
And before advancing to a higher language, maybe you should first learn to spell plain English?  

still better than this i think.  ie  spell  very well, but 'dat usage' ha ha