Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

No... I meant it's kind of cute how you think that we're just going to play by your rules.

Ahhhh... to be naive.   

Yes, it's quite cute how some of you believe you could not

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, it's quite cute how some of you believe you could not

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     

[outin]

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     

It may have killed something else too... 

[j_menz]

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     

A Scot that can't spell whisky?   

Release the banshees!

[perfect_pitch]

OH BOLLOCKS TO THE BLOODY DROWNING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY THE U.S.

I thought Whisky was the US spelling, and Whiskey was the British, but again - like the bastardisation of the english language - I've gotten the bloody 2 mixed up.

DAMN U.S. and their inability to spell common words properly. They always have to go and screw things up.

Release the banshees!

Chuck Norris is my bodyguard - he can take care of them.

[visitor]

Release the banshees!

Like this?  
*meh ...close enough

[j_menz]

OH BOLLOCKS TO THE BLOODY DROWNING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY THE U.S.

I thought Whisky was the US spelling, and Whiskey was the British, but again - like the bastardisation of the english language - I've gotten the bloody 2 mixed up.

DAMN U.S. and their inability to spell common words properly. They always have to go and screw things up.

Umm... much as I sympathise, the Irish use the "whiskey" spelling.

[Bob]

*Bob releases some tarigardes into the thread.*





These will win.  They'll outlast us all.

[outin]

*Bob releases some tarigardes into the thread.*





These will win.  They'll outlast us all.

That's not stupid but it's so cute you're forgiven

I could turn into one if necessary, but I doubt such drastic measures are necessary to ensure my win.

[j_menz]

I could turn into one if necessary, but I doubt such drastic measures are necessary to ensure my win.

Anything that's eaten by worms is unlikely to be around at the end. 

[Bob]

They're small.  They could have been here this whole time and we just never noticed them.

*Bob glances around for these... thermoturds...*

[perfect_pitch]

Well... this is taking an interesting detour...

[j_menz]

Well... this is taking an interesting detour...

It seems there's a definition of "interesting" with which I am unfamiliar.

[Bob]

I wasn't following the thread before.  I popped in with a post now and then.

[outin]

Now who needs cute kittens when we have these all around...

[j_menz]

Y'all need to get a, like, life. 

[outin]

Y'all need to get a, like, life.  

Yeah, we should all join the fleet

OTOH, have you ever tried to play the piano in space?

[perfect_pitch]

Now who needs cute kittens when we have these all around...

Bloody hell... I never thought I'd say this - but after seeing them - can we bring back the kittens???

Or at least anything BUT those creepy little buggers???

[outin]

Or at least anything BUT those creepy little buggers???

Would you prefer these?



They are very friendly and always close to you

[perfect_pitch]

You're sick... My life functioned perfectly normal because I had again repressed the fact that there were billions of little bugs crawling and festering all over my skin.

Thank you for that sick, twisted and horrifying reminder.

[outin]

You're sick... My life functioned perfectly normal because I had again repressed the fact that there were billions of little bugs crawling and festering all over my skin.

Thank you for that sick, twisted and horrifying reminder.

My pleasure 

I guess you're happy these things are only found in the ocean?

[Bob]

I found some more.  Looks like these are fighting.

[perfect_pitch]

My pleasure 

I guess you're happy these things are only found in the ocean?

Which is why I don't go to the ocean. Also, sharks...

... and sting-rays.

... we also have poisonous jelly-fish and other buggers that just want to KILL YOU.

[outin]

Which is why I don't go to the ocean. Also, sharks...

... and sting-rays.

... we also have poisonous jelly-fish and other buggers that just want to KILL YOU.

You're right, better stay on dry land...

OTOH you might encounter one of these if you're not careful. Better stay away from children, they are the most frequent source...

[j_menz]

Amateurs.   

[outin]

Amateurs.   

But that's just cute! Not that I don't hate them, but still...

[visitor]

Looks like nopes are back
*

[Bob]

I can steer it back....




Welcome to the fountains of...  Nevermind, that's just a banana. 

[perfect_pitch]

Looks like nopes are back

Let me help...

[j_menz]

[Bob]

Oops.  I forgot to post.  Thanks for saving my spot.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_menz]

Nitrous Oxide?



And yes, I know it's N₂O not N₁O₁ - I just naturally expect you to be wrong. 

[outin]

I wonder if they provide a cool pianist along with the equipment...

[j_menz]

I wonder if they provide a cool pianist along with the equipment...

Cool enough?

[perfect_pitch]

Cool enough?

How about a cool piano???

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

You may think you have me beaten... but I have SUB-ZERO playing piano.



BEAT THAT!!!   

[j_menz]

You may think you have me beaten... but I have SUB-ZERO playing piano.

BEAT THAT!!!   

As ever, Batman to the rescue...

[perfect_pitch]

As ever, Batman to the rescue...

Well... Let it be said that you never like to lose a challenge. I tip my hat to you...

Jst t nny y, 'll typ th nxt sntnc wtht ny vwls.

[Bob]

Is that guy's arms part of the costume?

[Bob]

*Bob releases ring tailed lemurs into the thread to take out one member.* 

That's one down.  Who's next? 

[j_menz]

I tip my hat off to you...

Tipping your hat would be fine. Tipping it off just looks silly. 

Jst t anny y, 'll typ th nxt sntnc wtht ny vwls.

"A" isn't always a vowel? 

[perfect_pitch]

Well... if we're back onto pictures of animals... Here's a panda for you.

[j_menz]

And here's a roosteroscerous.....

[perfect_pitch]

And here's a roosteroscerous.....

And to think there are people who don't want us to meddle with Gene splicing...

[outin]

I'll just post more frozen things, it's so homey

[Bob]

So now if someone wanted to post the opposite, you'd find yourself googling "hot women" right?  Haha.


I'll try it anyway.... There might be something I can actually post.

[Bob]

Ok.  Made it.  I had to scroll for a long time.  It's like doing a word count of the word "the."

Behold!  Hot women....



That's my anti-reply to the frozen dude up there.


Also found the album cover I think....



   This artist... Probably didn't have a google image as a reference point....

[outin]

So how about