Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Been ages since i last won this.

Thal

It's nice that you think you can win this... Keeping thinking positive thoughts though. Maybe that will make you FEEL like a winner.     

[j_menz]

It's nice that you think you can win this... Keeping thinking positive thoughts though. Maybe that will make you FEEL like a winner.     

Just remember....

[outin]

Seems quite a few of you have been disqualified due to breaking the rules.

But not me...I specialize in extreme stupidity.

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

Thing about winning is that the next guy can still take your prize from you.

[j_menz]

Thing about winning is that the next guy can still take your prize from you.

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

[outin]

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

It never was about the prize anyway...I don't really need any options, I'll win anyway...

[j_menz]

It never was about the prize anyway...I don't really need any options, I'll win anyway...

I meant "next guy".

[outin]

I meant "next guy".

Whatever guy you meant won't make any difference to me winning

[j_menz]

Whatever guy you meant won't make any difference to me winning

That's true, but I think we mean that in quite different ways.

[outin]

That's true, but I think we mean that in quite different ways.

As long as we agree

[Bob]

[outin]

Great Bob, that's definitely stupid enough!

[j_menz]

When did stupidity become the rule instead of just the norm?

[perfect_pitch]

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

You're forgetting I traveled into the future and sent a post 2 billion years into the future.

Your attempts to win are futile. Just declare me the ultimate winner and you can then move on with your lives.

[Bob]

I knew that dog pic looked familiar... Like a muppet moray eel....

[visitor]

Dog snap chat 

[Bob]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider...




*Bob hopes he doesn't win with this post.*  Not this way.  Not this way....

[j_menz]

Just declare me the ultimate winner

How about penultimate winner?

[Bob]

Ultimate or penultimate wiener.  Let's go with that.

[j_menz]

Let's not. 

[outin]

When did stupidity become the rule instead of just the norm?

When I rewrote the rules.

[outin]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider...




*Bob hopes he doesn't win with this post.*  Not this way.  Not this way....

You did an excellent job here, but don't worry! There's no way you could actually win, that task is reserved for someone even more deserving. You all know who it is

[j_menz]

When I rewrote the rules.

Regarding your attempted coup....

[outin]

Regarding your attempted coup....

I'm just making it easier for you 

[j_menz]

I'm just making it easier for you 

Quoting Freidrich certainly does.

[outin]

Quoting Freidrich certainly does.

Penance required!

[j_menz]

You are forgiven.

[visitor]

*i win

[j_menz]

*i win

If you can't do capitals, you're disqualified.

[outin]

If you can't do capitals, you're disqualified.

That rule is hereby approved.

[j_menz]

That rule is hereby approved.

Your approval is not required. In the sense you don't mean it, it is welcome. In the sense you do mean it, it is just one step closer to your day of reckoning.

[outin]

Your approval is not required.

Oh yes it is!
What Karl aimed to do I have already achieved...only the first part though. So far...

[perfect_pitch]

You're all just jealous of my time-traveling abilities...

[j_menz]

You're all just jealous of my time-traveling abilities...

It's hard to be jealous of nothing.

[perfect_pitch]

It's hard to be jealous of nothing.

Apart from my time-traveling abilities...   

[j_menz]

Apart from my time-traveling abilities...   

All learnt from....

[lostinidlewonder]

Time travel is hard work.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't be stupid... I used this.



Controls are hard to get used to and sometimes the changes on the space-time continuum can be a little dangerous... Once I had a chat to L. Ron about aliens in the 50's as a joke... buggers been obsessed about them ever since.

[j_menz]

Perhaps this will help....

[perfect_pitch]

Perhaps this will help....

I DIDN'T say that I didn't know how to use the TARDIS, all I said was that flying it is hard.

I know how to use my TARDIS thank you.   

[j_menz]

I know how to use my TARDIS thank you.   

Obviously.



 

[outin]

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules

[j_menz]

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules

You confuse aptitude for acquiescence. 

[perfect_pitch]

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules

Rules???

There are RULES??? I've just been posting psychotic nonsense at a whim to vent my frustration about the complexities of life.   

[j_menz]

Rules???

There are RULES???

Only these:

[perfect_pitch]

Here's my thoughts on that...

[j_menz]

Here's my thoughts on that...

Don't just sit there.....

[outin]

Rules???

There are RULES???

Yes, there are rules now. I gave them to you free of charge, because I am not just the greatest but also kind (occasionally) 

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, there are rules now. I gave them to you free of charge, because I am not just the greatest but also kind (occasionally) 

No... I meant it's kind of cute how you think that we're just going to play by your rules.

Ahhhh... to be naive.