Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Bob constructs a "white hole" (opposite of a black hole) in this thread which allows nothing inside.

This has the effect of blowing Bob back out of the thread too, along with everyone else.  No one else could cross the threshold of the white hole.  But that would also make this the last possible post on the thread.

And make you the winner...?



By the way, I think your White hole is somewhere in the middle of my black hole...

[visitor]

Okay... What I PROBABLY should have said was, what POSSESSED him to go to Google and (I can only presume) typed in 'Deer arse cannon kill'... and THEN decided to post it here???

I might take a page out of his book and see what random pictures I can find with the following phrase 'what has science done'...



Interesting...

That's messed up. I was actually looking for a good squash casserole recipe.
Then that.  And it just hit me.

[Bob]

It's impossible to defeat that white hole. 

The only explanation is that you guys are from another dimension (me too apparently).

*Bob feels very sane right now.*

[outin]

The mad scientist just came to the thread to rip apart Bob's hole...

[rachmforever]

[perfect_pitch]

That's messed up. I was actually looking for a good squash casserole recipe.
Then that.  And it just hit me.

Well... as much as I've been on the internet over the last 20 years, I still don't know what pictures 2 and 3 are supposed to be of, but I think they served my purpose for this thread.

[j_menz]

but I think they served my purpose for this thread.

To confuse us into submission?


Nah.

[Bob]

...I've been on the internet over the last 20 years....

1995?  Too soon I think.  But someday, and fairly soon, people will start saying that. 

[perfect_pitch]

1995?  Too soon I think.  But someday, and fairly soon, people will start saying that. 

Excuse me??? I remember when we first got the internet in 1995. We had a 14.4Kb modem on our 33Mhtz computer. It took almost 2 minutes to load up a single picture which was only about 320 pixels tall, and that we were astounded by it.

I remember downloading the first MP3 in 1996, it took 45 minutes to download and that was AMAZING!!! This was of course before they deemed downloading MP3's as illegal.

Man... amazing to think that the internet has come so far.

[j_menz]

Excuse me??? I remember when we first got the internet in 1995.

Noob. 

[outin]

I cannot really remember, but it must be more than 20 years. We used it in the university before 1995. I think I might have had my first encounters around 1991.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... I had this in my home. My father worked at a Technological company, so that was awesome. Most people in Perth hadn't heard of the internet in 1995.

[j_menz]

Most people in Perth haven't heard of the internet.

Corrected your post.

Doesn't Gina have some sort of injunction on it?

[visitor]

Wow. That long already?  I remember . It was like magic. Mind blowing

I used to use prodigy haha.

[visitor]

Wow. That long already?  I remember . It was like magic. Mind blowing

I used to use prodigy haha.

Alternately lel

 

[perfect_pitch]

Corrected your post.

No offense, but Perth isn't as backwards as you think... (let me clarify)

Not quite as backwards as you think...

[lostinidlewonder]

I was using telnet to connect to computer networks in early 1990s, remember those days of MUDs lol.  Perth net pretty shitty, I was downloading 10megs a second in singapore you get like 10 times less speed here -_-

[j_menz]

I see it all now.....

[perfect_pitch]

I see it all now.....

No... It's more like this...

[visitor]

I see it all now.....

Internet gained a level.  Internet is evolving!! Internet became friendnet!
Friendnet used Taco!!

[perfect_pitch]

Who the heck wants their internet to give them a TACO???

I'd want it to fork over $100 bills.     

[outin]

Who the heck wants their internet to give them a TACO???

I'd want it to fork over $100 bills.     

Nothing wrong with tacos, but some days I'd prefer pizza...
Who wants paper when one can have something instantly eatable??

[visitor]

Nothing wrong with tacos, but some days I'd prefer pizza...
Who wants paper when one can have something instantly eatable??

doesnt work.  You can spill hit cheese on your lap. Then, this

*every time!!

[perfect_pitch]

This was funnier...



 

[j_menz]

What's "hit cheese"?

[outin]

What's "hit cheese"?

I didn't even want to ask... And I prefer all food to go directly to my mouth...

[j_menz]

I prefer all food to go directly to my mouth...

I prefer it to be prepared, cooked (as appropriate) and served on a plate en route.

[outin]

I prefer it to be prepared, cooked (as appropriate) and served on a plate en route.

[j_menz]

That's what evolution does. 

[Bob]

*Bob releases a zonkey into the thread.*

[j_menz]

*Bob releases a zonkey into the thread.*

And for the resulting cleaning costs....

[visitor]

Suddenly wild potatoes appear!

[perfect_pitch]

Time to use this...





Dinner's up!!!

[Bob]

Zorses and zebroids. 

I would have thought those things were photoshopped for sure.  Real apparently.


Somewhere someone is seeing one in real life, saying, "Fake.  This is fake.  It's all photoshopped live or something."

[Bob]

Hm...  Always quiet here on the weekends...

<<

>>




*Bob moves a herd of zebras through the forum....*

[j_menz]

*Bob moves a herd of zebras through the forum....*

Oh goody. Lunch for some of the bloody cats that live here.

[lostinidlewonder]

Someone gonna clean all these droppings these zebras left behind please?

[Bob]

Oh yeah?  How about a little rhino stampede? 










Wait a sec.... That's not what I ordered.... 

[Bob]

Someone gonna clean all these droppings these zebras left behind please?

Problem solved.





Saving the world from global warming too apparently from what I glanced at while searching for that.

[j_menz]

 

[Bob]

That's not a cat picture, is it?

[j_menz]

That's not a cat picture, is it?

Hmmm...

[8_octaves]

Don't still know what this thread is about, but I link the following 4 switchable voices:

https://www.dennyweb.com/singing_horses.htm

And with this, I wish you all a good night, I'm a little tired...

greetings from: 8_oct! 

[perfect_pitch]

Hmmm...

I have glasses... and even I can't read the very last word...

[j_menz]

Don't still know what this thread is about,

It's the thread equivalent of Seinfeld.

[Bob]

It's about this.  Until the next person posts.  Then I have to post again.

[perfect_pitch]

Then I have to post again.

You don't have to... In fact, I dare you... Don't post.   

C'mon... there are plenty of other threads you can post in.

[outin]

Yes, lets see how many of you can unpost!

[perfect_pitch]

Yes, lets see how many of you can unpost!

Want to be the leader of unposting???   

[outin]

I'm more into the idea of "do as I say, not as I do"...