Last post wins!!!!!

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

[Bob]

With to follow that up... double post.   

[perfect_pitch]

Why do you double post... You realise that once you are the latest poster, you are the current winner of the thread, until I come and wipe it away from your smug face.     

Double posting isn't going to make you more of a winner... in fact, it highlights your defeat when I come and post straight after you.

[visitor]

[Bob]

Why do you double post... You realise that once you are the latest poster, you are the current winner of the thread, until I come and wipe it away from your smug face.     

Double posting isn't going to make you more of a winner... in fact, it highlights your defeat when I come and post straight after you.

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.  

[perfect_pitch]

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.  

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.  

Well... how about the two of you beat yourselves to death, and I'll take on the winner.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

I take it, she's NOT the safety supervisor???

[Bob]

Well... how about the two of you beat yourselves to death, and I'll take on the winner.

Ah, yes, Shih Tzu's "Art of War" philosophy. 

I see Visitor has knocked himself/herself? out with a pic.

[perfect_pitch]

Ah, yes, Shih Tzu's "Art of War" philosophy. 

[not sure if joke or someone really loves dogs too much]

[lostinidlewonder]

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?


rueowruiwerHalfadog390482348  ^_____^

[perfect_pitch]

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?


rueowruiwerHalfadog390482348  ^_____^

Also, because of your spelling and grammar - this is for you.

[visitor]

[Bob]

Bob is present.

[perfect_pitch]

Bob is insane...

[Bob]

Never heard of long intervals.   

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

[visitor]

Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you they make horrible pets...

They'd hog the shower all the time.

[Bob]

My brain's not quite processing that.  That's a normal size tub.... which makes the pig huge.

It is that big.  Esther the pig.
https://bridoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cochon-domestique-8.jpg
That's a "hell no" from me for having that thing around.  *Bob saw the Hannibal movie.*

[perfect_pitch]

He wouldn't last long either... second he hops in the bath, I bathe him...

...in Barbecue sauce... and I think we'd all know the end result of that...

[outin]

My brain's not quite processing that.  That's a normal size tub.... which makes the pig huge.

It is that big.  Esther the pig.
https://bridoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cochon-domestique-8.jpg
That's a "hell no" from me for having that thing around.  *Bob saw the Hannibal movie.*

Pigs are big...and lovely animals! As intelligent as dogs and not dangerous at all... I guess they forgot to tell you that the movie was not a documentary 

[perfect_pitch]

Pigs are big...and lovely animals! As intelligent as dogs and not dangerous at all... I guess they forgot to tell you that the movie was not a documentary 

I don't care what they are... they're delicious.

[outin]

I don't care what they are... they're delicious.

To each their own...I prefer chicken...much more stupid and much more eatable...

[perfect_pitch]

You do realise that Ham and Chicken (beef, lamb, fish etc) are just as edible if they're dead.

eatable...

Sorry, I meant 'eatable'...   

[outin]

You do realise that Ham and Chicken (beef, lamb, fish etc) are just as edible if they're dead.

Sorry, I meant 'eatable'...    

I assume you as a native English speaker do know the difference...I meant exactly what I wrote.

Sorry, forgot you are Australian...not sure if that makes a difference.

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I'll be darned.

I was actually born in Scotland, so some of the Australian bastardisation may have latched onto me... without my intention.

It just sounded 'odd'... sorry Outin.

[outin]

Well... I'll be darned.

I was actually born in Scotland, so some of the Australian bastardisation may have latched onto me... without my intention.

It just sounded 'odd'... sorry Outin.

Odd is my middle name

Lets enjoy a virtual Scotch together to celebrate my upcoming win!

[Bob]

   Do you expect me to drink?

[outin]

   Do you expect me to drink?

Yes, and I love Martinis as well (with olives it must be though), so cheers!

[dontcheeseme]

hi

[outin]

hi

So what would you like to drink? Here's another one of my favorites.



Kippis as we say here!

[visitor]

[outin]

Since you're underaged, here's for you (completely legal):



I'll pass this one... don't want to get too drunk full to enjoy my win

[visitor]

[outin]

I know exactly what you need! And I 'll have one too

[perfect_pitch]

Lets enjoy a virtual Scotch together to celebrate my upcoming win!

Seems a shame... You didn't even have time to drink it before you lost again!!!   

[outin]

Seems a shame... You didn't even have time to drink it before you lost again!!!   

But I'm back on it

How many did I have already? Maybe it's time to take a little break and have a snack. Join me!

[perfect_pitch]

But I'm back on it

How many did I have already?

Way too many...

[outin]

Way too many...

It's Friday night so I guess there's nothing wrong with getting virtually drunk... Lets have some dessert

[perfect_pitch]

It's Friday night so I guess there's nothing wrong with getting virtually drunk... Lets have some dessert

How is that dessert???

[outin]

How is that dessert???

Because it's delicious and has whipped cream on it?

I'm afraid I have quite a virtual hang over this morning
Oh well, it's not always easy to be the winner

[Bob]