Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

And then....


https://i.imgur.com/kiNL4W1.gifv

[Bob]

Soon... After I figured out the last part, I'll have the power to win this thread....


https://i.imgur.com/od5Ji6c.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

I bet you they scratch the floors all the time.

[Bob]

I bet if you punched them, they'd fly off the ground.  They're pretty small.

[visitor]

...

Visitor... that video says 2 things to me...

1) Someone seriously has NOTHING ELSE better to do than to make s@#$ty cat videos, when they go to that much effort...

2) The fact that you know all these weird videos says something about your psychology... and it's not good news, I'm afraid.

...*log, day 33, the hoomans has axceptd me as 1 of der ownz. the disguize haz work'd,  they do not suspect a thing, i shall continue to monitor and continue the mishion with da next faze of operation.

PS

sincerely,

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

...*log, day 33, the hoomans has axceptd me as 1 of der ownz. the disguize haz work'd,  they do not suspect a thing, i shall continue to monitor and continue the mishion with da next faze of operation.

Oh, we suspected something, but just didn't have any tangible proof till now. My question is, what's the next 'faze of operation'

[Bob]

Meanwhile....


https://i.imgur.com/odt8hZw.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

They see me rolling, rolling...

[Bob]

 

Blues Brothers - Rawhide
BluesBrothersMusic

[perfect_pitch]

I have no witty comeback, whatsoever...



...but I still win.

[outin]

I have no witty comeback, whatsoever...



...but I still win.

Don't worry. I'll help!

Oops. I guess you didn't:(

[perfect_pitch]

Back for the win...

You see, I'm like Gonorrhoea. You think you've gotten rid of me...

...but you HAVEN'T!!!   

[Bob]

Here's one for perfectpitch?   


https://i.imgur.com/qSWDcRY.gifv


What are those?  Haha. 

[outin]

Back for the win...

You see, I'm like Gonorrhoea. You think you've gotten rid of me...

...but you HAVEN'T!!!   

With a healthy dose of tetracycline it's all gone and I win again

[perfect_pitch]

Here's one for perfectpitch?  

I bet you those cats are thinking...

This is humiliating... when she falls asleep... we ATTACK!!!

With a healthy dose of tetracycline it's all gone

I take it you know that because you've had Gonorrhoea before?   

[outin]

I take it you know that because you've had Gonorrhoea before?    

Please, I know how to avoid such things...

Time for some education!



The latter cannot be dealt with antibiotics...

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

If you don't know how to use one, Google's your friend

[perfect_pitch]

If you don't know how to use one, Google's your friend

Oh, don't worry - I know perfectly well how to use one. I just thought this was the perfect opportunity to use the sexy Patrick Stewart meme, as we hadn't had him feature on these forums in a while.

[Bob]

https://media.tenor.co/images/1de82a1b5f4e59f0732c0c4d607b82f2/raw

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

I take it he's not good at staring contests???

[Bob]

[visitor]

Oh well. A win is a win afterall.

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... that's a pretty wimpy raccoon...

[visitor]

Meh... that's a pretty wimpy raccoon...

ooh look a raccoon in scorpio cosplay

[Bob]

Oh well. A win is a win afterall.

Typo on gracious winner here.

[perfect_pitch]

Typo on gracious winner here.

That's some really bad typing you have... Do you have a spell check???

Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me so.

[Bob]

Troo.

[perfect_pitch]

Troo.

I've never liked honomy monohymn homoynme...

...english.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Don't even want to know what's inside those cans...

[Bob]

Dried corn, used to make grits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominy

[perfect_pitch]

Man, they'll cream anything these days just to try and market it in another way.

[Bob]

I didn't realize those grits had cheese.  

Here.




Older than the United States apparently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits
"Grits have their origin in Native American corn preparation."

[perfect_pitch]

Bob... I am really curious about your signature... any hints as to what it means?

[Bob]

Therein ash.

Bing hit?

Show this?

Bogus hut hoot vii....




Exit Mr. Hat.

[Bob]

Our dinosaurs cure cure I.... 

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

I somehow suspect the objects pictured in this...... erm... picture are responsible for you typing that signature.

[Bob]

On.

I thought that was all kind of hitting it over the head.  It just started off with one line.



Worthwhile flab to bite.
i Try nit.

[perfect_pitch]

Worthwhile flab to bite. i Try nit.

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...



Anyone know an exorcist???

[visitor]

Palate cleanser!!

And a scrub scrub

[Bob]

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...

Sneakiest pun going. 


Unspoken saint I egg.

*Unspoken.* I gig as ten.

Sputnik's going a nee!!!

 

It's funny how odd, almost like they should make sense, they sound, right?  But you know they're all connected, don't you?

[outin]

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...

Anyone know an exorcist???

I know a couple of guys in white coats that may be able to help.

I think it's all that exercising and weird diet...

[Bob]

I ornery fumed.
If needy rumor...
Mein furry doe.
Die furry omen!
Rude money fir.
I need rum for...?
In reedy forum,
find our emery.
Me ire foundry.
If ruder, money.
Rid four enemy.
Merry ion feud.
I of merry dune.
Edify mourner!
Rid fur yeomen!
Domineer fury.
Mein rode fury....
Your men... fried?
Yum refined?  Or...?
Yum!  Fire drone!
Yum for denier.
Yum in for deer.
Yum fed.  Nor ire...
Foyer.  Rum.  Dine.
Fury demon ire.
Fiery demur?  No.
You mend firer.
Rim fender, you....
Mine odor fury?
Defy!  Ruin more.
Deify in rumor.
Mourn, fir-eyed.
(I drum en [Foyer) I'd run me.]
Yore fine drum.
Ferry en odium.
Your me finder.
Irony mud reef.
Your firm Eden.
Remedy of ruin.

This one was the address bar URL with the s on https removed.

 

[visitor]

Wait for it....
...
...
...
And...
...
...
Now!

[outin]

You people are losing it...

[visitor]

You people are losing it...