Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

Ooh pils. All mine get back!

That's a literal lol.

[perfect_pitch]

I take it then Visitor is worried about HIS prostate???   

 

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit geese...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

[visitor]

do not be fooled or worried it is just another way to remain near Aurora without being recognized...

[yewtree]

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit ducks...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

Not ducks,  they are white geese.   

[Bob]

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit ducks...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

I think we share 50% dna similarities with bananas.

https://www.thedodo.com/animals-you-had-no-idea-were-so-closely-related-to-humans-1172946617.html

Looks like mostly ape/monkey lines.   Wow... Check out #8 here.  90%?  Haha.

[goldentone]

[perfect_pitch]

I think we share 50% dna similarities with bananas.

https://www.thedodo.com/animals-you-had-no-idea-were-so-closely-related-to-humans-1172946617.html

Looks like mostly ape/monkey lines.   Wow... Check out #8 here.  90%?  Haha.

And yet, a wombat wasn't one of them. Oh well...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

[outin]

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

Finally something we have in common! I may actually share a little percentage of DNA with peepee!

[perfect_pitch]

Finally something we have in common! I may actually share a little percentage of DNA with peepee!

Peepee??? Really? How old are you???

[yewtree]

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

Same here, I never liked,  C. Chaplin.

[Bob]

Me neither... Probably because I've never watched it. 

I bet there's a lot on youtube though.  I found some hits there I think when I did a search for that gif.

[yewtree]

Laurel and Hardy were  the best.   The Marx brothers  mildly  amusing.

[outin]

Peepee??? Really? How old are you???

Isn't that what you call yourself?

[goldentone]

Me neither... Probably because I've never watched it. 

You do have to watch a handful before you discover how great he was.  He's worth giving a chance.  He had close to the greatest fame in history.

[perfect_pitch]

Isn't that what you call yourself?

No... just... No.

[Bob]

Hm... What's this?

*Bob finds a microphone on the floor.*

[outin]

No... just... No.

I guess it's just me then...it kind of suits you 

[yewtree]

Cat nightmares 

[Bob]

*Bob gets lost googling for images of cat nightmares that don't include an actual cat in the pic.* 

Here's one.  Consider that you're positioned underneath these owlettes.  Keep your mouth closed.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob finds a microphone on the floor.*

I dropped it, after I exclaimed 'Perfect_Pitch for the win... mic drop...'

And won the thread.

[visitor]

I dropped it, after I exclaimed 'Perfect_Pitch for the win... mic drop...'

And won the thread.

we thought you were just too tired after your  very vigorous aerobics the blue kinda suits you

[perfect_pitch]

we thought you were just too tired after your  very vigorous aerobics the blue kinda suits you

I bet this was one of your 'favourite' videos Visitor...

Makes me scared of what else is part of your favourites.

[visitor]

[goldentone]

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

And we wonder where Schrodinger got the idea from...

[visitor]

[Bob]

Poem
O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
Alone and palely loitering?
The sedge has withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel’s granary is full,
And the harvest’s done.

I see a lily on thy brow,
With anguish moist and fever-dew,
And on thy cheeks a fading rose
Fast withereth too.

I met a lady in the meads,
Full beautiful, a fairy’s child;
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.

I made a garland for her head,
And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
She looked at me as she did love,
And made sweet moan

I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
A faery’s song.

She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna-dew,
And sure in language strange she said—
‘I love thee true’.

She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild, wild eyes
With kisses four.

And there she lullèd me asleep,
And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!—
The latest dream I ever dreamt
On the cold hill side.

I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci
Hath thee in thrall!’

I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gapèd wide,
And I awoke and found me here,
On the cold hill’s side.

And this is why I sojourn here,
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.




"La Belle Dame sans Merci" (French for "The Beautiful Lady Without Mercy"[1]) is a ballad written by the English poet John Keats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Belle_Dame_sans_Merci

[outin]

I hate poetry...but do like spiders

[perfect_pitch]

That CANNOT be a real spider... the f***ing thing has bloody PINCERS (by the looks of it).

I only say that because I'm sure if it was real, then someone who have been standing 10 feet away with a flamethrower, ready to ensure it doesn't reproduce.



[edit] BLOODY HELL, IT IS REAL. Where is a flamethrower when you need it???

[visitor]

That CANNOT be a real spider... the f***ing thing has bloody PINCERS (by the looks of it).

I only say that because I'm sure if it was real, then someone who have been standing 10 feet away with a flamethrower, ready to ensure it doesn't reproduce.



[edit] BLOODY HELL, IT IS REAL. Where is a flamethrower when you need it???

those little guys  are unjustly villified, they are pretty much harmless to humans (no venom no stingers etc)
They almost always are likely to run away from you even in the rare event you happen upon one (nocturnal and recluse, they prefer to go about their business eating other insects more worthy of our dislike)
These little dudes ,some/a rare few will only defend themselves when attacked or taunted like the guy in video i think all he got for his efforts was a little pinch and at worst its like a small thorn prick and he had to really try and work at it too in order to get it to do that.
Cool ancient liitle animal/arachnid, hey walk on 6 legs and use those neat w remaining appendages to eat defend etc, not so bad actually, they look more terrifying than they actually are


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

[perfect_pitch]

Cool ancient liitle animal/arachnid, hey walk on 6 legs and use those neat w remaining appendages to eat defend etc, not so bad actually, they look more terrifying than they actually are

Maybe so, but in millions of years, those things will be the size of T-rex's and our human descendants will be trying to nuke the little bastards.

[Bob]

Use some spider repellent.

[perfect_pitch]

Use some spider repellent.

Some people like to think big...

[yewtree]

Some people like to think big...

I want one of those for the pigeons!   

[outin]

Maybe so, but in millions of years, those things will be the size of T-rex's and our human descendants will be trying to nuke the little bastards.

Unless we play it smart and assimilate...

[visitor]

^ oh look a cute little house spider

[outin]

^ oh look a cute little house spider

Well, it's debatable, since spiders are supposed to have 8 legs...

[perfect_pitch]

I don't believe in a deity... but......

JESUS... F***ING... CHRIST!!!! THAT IS THE STUFF...... OF NIGHTMARES!!!

1) Where the 7th circle of hell did you find that picture...
2) Why the bloody hell would you think it's fine to post it here...
3) SERIOUSLY... Why the bloody hell would you think of posting it here...

That is some weird sh*t man... Seek a psychologist...

[outin]

I don't believe in a deity... but......

JESUS... F***ING... CHRIST!!!! THAT IS THE STUFF...... OF NIGHTMARES!!!

1) Where the 7th circle of hell did you find that picture...
2) Why the bloody hell would you think it's fine to post it here...
3) SERIOUSLY... Why the bloody hell would you think of posting it here...

That is some weird sh*t man... Seek a psychologist...

You don't wonder at all about the genius of the person who actually produced it?

Besides, psychologists are for the sissy stuff...psychiatrists deal with the really cool stuff...

[goldentone]

[perfect_pitch]

Besides, psychologists are for the sissy stuff...psychiatrists deal with the really cool stuff...

No... Psychiatrists just pump you full of drugs.

[outin]

No... Psychiatrists just pump you full of drugs.

You wish...

[perfect_pitch]

So you get to lie down as well... I'm sure it's not all that bad...

[outin]

So you get to lie down as well... I'm sure it's not all that bad...

Then you might like to try another fancy treatment...