You know what... for such a creative and epic reply, I'm almost tempted to just let you win.
But I am a stubborn bastard. And I had the utmost respect for you up until I saw this...
Yuck... I laughed and snorted and now I have parmesan cheese up my nose. Because I was eating while creating this.)
No... Now the scroll is fast again. I'm not fixing it. This is becoming too much work.
Then I lost every shred of it.
How was your Parmesan cheese, by the way?