Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I also found Jesus.  Haha.

Well... here's some irreverence for you then. Hope you like it...

[j_menz]

Well... here's some irreverence for you then. Hope you like it...

I doubt 6 hours is a record. It wasn't even claimed to be then.

[Bob]

There's a dog butt version though.  I didn't want to post that.  Got nauseous.

[lostinidlewonder]

Just want to say hi, and... WINNING!

[outin]

Just want to say hi, and... WINNING!

Oh, you came too late...I already won

[j_menz]

My, my. I seem to have come to the wrong place.

[ahinton]

My, my. I seem to have come to the wrong place.

It's a lamp unto his feet only if he drops it, surely?...

Best,

Alistair

[j_menz]

It's a lamp unto his feet only if he drops it, surely?...

Best,

Alistair

I'll inform Archbishop Bancroft of your disapproval of his oversight.

[perfect_pitch]

Let's not bring bible quotes into this thread...

I'm kind of curious to who know who inspired the author to write this book???

[outin]

Let's not bring bible quotes into this thread...

You're right, lets keep it to the subject! Which was...






Oh yes, now I remember:

[perfect_pitch]

HECK... You have hairy arms Outin. Seriously - you need to shave. Start shaving quickly or you'll end up like this guy:

[j_menz]

I thought they used a much abridged text...



For some reason, despite there being about a million different editions of this on the interweb, absolutely nobody has thought fit to correct the grammar of No. 4.  

[outin]

HECK... You have hairy arms Outin. Seriously - you need to shave.

I do but they are nothing compared to my legs

But hairy is good when you live this close to North pole!

[perfect_pitch]

But hairy is good when you live this close to North pole!

True - but if you were like that in Australia - you'd be dead.

And J_Menz - I'd believe that, if there was an actual deity to believe in.

[j_menz]

And J_Menz - I'd believe that, if there was an actual deity to believe in.

For your sins, you have me instead.   

[visitor]

Duckbutt says wutt?

[visitor]

I thought they used a much abridged text...



For some reason, despite there being about a million different editions of this on the interweb, absolutely nobody has thought fit to correct the grammar of No. 4.  

like this?
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[j_menz]

like this?
 

No. In both senses of the question.

[visitor]

No. In both senses of the question.

Like this then?
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[perfect_pitch]

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[j_menz]

No. No. Getting there.

[visitor]

No. No. Getting there.

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[j_menz]

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No.

[outin]

Did I just get transferred back to 80's??

[j_menz]

Didn't you get the note in the mail?

[outin]

Damn! So do I now go to work as usual or should I instead go to a lecture? Confused...

[perfect_pitch]

Didn't you get the note in the mail?

[lostinidlewonder]

ahahah whats with m1469 and dima deleting all their comments? How funny. Oh and some particular idiots have stopped posting for 1 month.... hmmm maybe they died, how excellent! lol.

[perfect_pitch]

Is there a button to replace your posts with a fullstop, or did m1469 go through ~6,600 posts and modify them all, changing what she said to a fullstop???

Just curious...

[visitor]

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[j_menz]

Rawr!

Now, where's that restraining order...

[j_menz]

Is there a button to replace your posts with a fullstop

Nope. Manual only. One at a time.

Oh and some particular idiots have stopped posting for 1 month....

Not all of us. 

[visitor]

Now, where's that restraining order...

no. the cat is a ferocious beast

[perfect_pitch]

Nope. Manual only. One at a time.

Not all of us. 

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

[outin]

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

Yes.

And to get back to topic:

[j_menz]

 

[visitor]

Yes.

And to get back to topic:

Here's your prize

[perfect_pitch]

Here's your prize

Speaking of Potatoes...

[j_menz]

Meanwhile, not so far from me...



Which is almost as exciting as it sounds!

[perfect_pitch]

I think that's really just a giant turd...

Probably left behind by a prehistoric dinosaur.     

[j_menz]

a prehistoric dinosaur.     

Are you suggesting there's another kind?

[lostinidlewonder]

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

I know that hilarious isn't it? Some other members did that ages ago like Marik, it takes hissy fit to a new level huh lol!!

[outin]

 

Now which one is more credible, a cat or an ass? My vote goes for the former

[j_menz]

Now which one is more credible, a cat or an ass? My vote goes for the former

Have you just proved your point? 

[outin]

Have you just proved your point? 

Depends on which point you are talking about...got too many after falling for a spam...

[j_menz]

Depends on which point you are talking about...

Pick one.



NOTE: my feet are actually not coloured in like that and may have other  unpleasant characteristics close up.

[outin]

Pick one.



NOTE: my feet are actually not coloured in like that and may have other  unpleasant characteristics close up.

I don't mind the little things about your feet, so I can take the whole thing...just send me a package.

If your feet are handy on the pedal, combining those with R4's hands will hopefully be enough to make me a virtuoso

[visitor]

[visitor]

Welcome to my victory. Let's dance!
C'mon it's easy is follow me

[j_menz]

Welcome to my victory. Let's dance!
C'mon it's easy is follow me

Seems you didn't get my Christmas present...