Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

That's very possible.  They don't tend to stop when they knit like that. 

[j_menz]

They don't tend to stop when they knit like that. 

Oh please. I stop for a wee sherry every 15 minutes. 

[outin]

Oh please. I stop for a wee sherry every 15 minutes. 

Great...So we are going to hell in a basket full of wrong stiches...

[j_menz]

Great...So we are going to hell in a basket full of wrong stiches...

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that". 

[perfect_pitch]

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that". 

I'm prepared...

[outin]

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that".  

Maybe, but I prefer to arrive in style...First impressions you know...

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe, but I prefer to arrive in style...First impressions you know...

How much style do you want to put into arriving in hell? I think you'd get about 3.54ms of comfort and style before Satan jams his pitch-fork up your arse.   

[outin]

How much style do you want to put into arriving in hell? I think you'd get about 3.54ms of comfort and style before Satan jams his pitch-fork up your arse.   

Oh, I would use those 3,54ms well to get some extra benefits...after all it's hell so anything goes...I might even offer your soul in return

[Bob]

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

[outin]

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

I'm sure of it!

[j_menz]

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

Going rate on e-Bay is $2,000. That's only "slightly used", though.

[Bob]

Not bad.

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul. But you can have this one if you want...



See how much you can get for that.     

[j_menz]

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul. But you can have this one if you want...

It's



Not



Your perfectionism is slipping. 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not even going to comment about that... Instead, I'm simply going to post:



Have a good day.

[Bob]

I was going to post something.  But then I couldn't decide on a picture.  And it started feeling like a lot of work.  So you got this instead.

[j_menz]

I was going to post something.  But then I couldn't decide on a picture.  And it started feeling like a lot of work.  So you got this instead.

Probably an F+ since no cats were involved.

[outin]

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul.

Whether it exists or not is irrelevant...

[j_menz]

Seems easy.... it even has it's own marketing campaign.

[perfect_pitch]

I thought the author of that was this guy:

[j_menz]

I thought the author of that was this guy:

Ignorance is bliss. They actually make their money selling books/DVDs/courses etc. By the truckload. "Nothing" and "worth nothing" aren't quite the same thing.

[visitor]

Seems easy.... it even has it's own marketing campaign.

illuminati!!
Time to dance!! Ha . Victory !

[perfect_pitch]

OKAY - You want cat gifs? HERE!!! CHOKE ON THIS!!!

[j_menz]

HERE!!! CHOKE ON THIS!!!

I googled that for a response pic. 

You owe me money!

[perfect_pitch]

I googled that for a response pic. 

You owe me money!

What did you type? 'Woman shoves pussy in bin'   

 

[j_menz]

What did you type? 'Woman shoves pussy in bin'   

 

Just "choke on this", though the results were probably identical.

Now 'scuse me while I go wash out my eyes.

[Bob]

This will keep everyone busy for a while.

You know how music corrupts everyone, like the lyrics in rap music?  People become influenced to do what they hear in the music?


Well, just listen to this....

I think that's a nun singing too, just so you know.


How long will it keep you busy, climbing mountains, just sticking with mountains for now, disregarding fjords and streams, although those are in there too?
https://www.ask.com/geography/many-mountains-world-7fe909e5b845b630
I guess it depends what you consider a mountain, doesn't it?

[j_menz]

Well, just listen to this....



How long will it keep you busy?

Two minutes and 42 seconds.

And Maria wasn't a nun, she was a novice.

[perfect_pitch]

Just "choke on this", though the results were probably identical.

Now 'scuse me while I go wash out my eyes.

I'm sorry, but that was such an epic fail. Something like that deserves an epic laugh...



You've just made my day. Did you NOT see that coming???   

[j_menz]

Did you NOT see that coming???   

My halo sometimes gets in the way.

[Bob]

Two minutes and 42 seconds.

And Maria wasn't a nun, she was a novice.

It's a nun singing in that song though.


Now that you've listened to it, you should be compelled to start climbing mountains.

[perfect_pitch]

My halo sometimes gets in the way.

It's usually my curiosity that gets in my way.

[outin]

It's usually my curiosity that gets in my way.

Ha! I knew you're really a cat...you've just developed hands like these guys...

[perfect_pitch]

Ha! I knew you're really a cat...you've just developed hands like these guys...

Erm... No... Curiosity KILLED the cat. That's the right saying. Goodness knows what you're on about.

[j_menz]

It's a nun singing in that song though.

You've never watched the whole movie? 

[outin]

Erm... No... Curiosity KILLED the cat. That's the right saying. Goodness knows what you're on about.

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait...

[j_menz]

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait...

Is Russia making up for the drop in oil price by flooding the market with psychoactive substances?

[perfect_pitch]

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait...

I wonder if there's a particular person who initiated the multiple cat pictures movement. I'd love to invent a time machine, simply just so I could go back in time and beat them to death with an encyclopaedia.

[j_menz]

I'd love to invent a time machine, simply just so I could go back in time and beat them to death with an encyclopaedia.

If you have the technology for time travel, you don't have to actually do the dirty work yourself.

Also, how much does being beaten by what are now entirely digital thingies actually hurt? Use a mace, like you mean it!

[outin]

Is Russia making up for the drop in oil price by flooding the market with psychoactive substances?

So subtance needed...

[j_menz]

subtance needed...

And no further proof. 

[visitor]

So subtance needed...

Funny I have quite a different response to it

[j_menz]

Funny I have quite a different response to it

That wig must be great for picking up. 

[outin]

Where do those typos come from...

[outin]

That wig must be great for picking up. 

Isn't it obvious he's buying? 

[visitor]

That wig must be great for picking up. 

Isn't it obvious he's buying? 

I'm baroquexy and I know it:-)

[perfect_pitch]

I'm baroquexy and I know it:-)

I to this day haven't heard the original song, and don't ever want to hear it.

[Bob]

"Tell me perfect_pitch, which do you prefer?  Another cat pic... or Honey Boo Boo?  ...Perhaps the pink and white stripped mother then?"

[j_menz]

[perfect_pitch]

"Tell me perfect_pitch, which do you prefer?  Another cat pic... or Honey Boo Boo?  ...Perhaps the pink and white stripped mother then?"

Is she a hooker or something???

On another note, I just heard that Kanye West did a duet with Paul McCartney...

Who the hell is this 'Kanye' guy? That's what I like Paul McCartney for shining light on unknown artists