Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

Especially because...

[Bob]

[Bob]

The party parrots were for the hawk, although they still work I think.

Here's a bald eagle, pooping on you, for that other pic.    Now we're going to have to look at that for a few weeks since it's on the top of the new page.

[perfect_pitch]

We have spiders that big on Australia - some as pets.

You're going to have to do a lot more than THAT to scare me off.

[Bob]

Yeah, we've got big birds over here in the US, so... You better watch yourself if into any of those too over here.  

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, we've got big birds over here in the US, so... You better watch yourself if into any of those too over here.  

I think Bob is drunk... I'll just leave this here and let him sleep it off.



Night, night Bob... sounds like you're in for one hell of a hangover.

[outin]

I think Bob is drunk... I'll just leave this here and let him sleep it off.



Night, night Bob... sounds like you're in for one hell of a hangover.

And his drinking buddy as well...

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

I know! Lets just keep posting spiders until Bob finally gives up!
After that it's just you and me...

This one should work well with Bob

[Bob]

https://i.gifer.com/2lwA.mp4

[outin]

I know Bob likes videos...have you seen this? Funny, isn't it?

[perfect_pitch]

How about this big, beautiful bugger...





Also, they only thing that destroys the terror in the above video is the guy who sounds like a Contralto, wailing like a frightened 8 year old girl.

[outin]

How about this big, beautiful bugger...

I want one! Although not sure if as a pet or as a snack...I hear they can be very tasty!

Also, they only thing that destroys the terror in the above video is the guy who sounds like a Contralto, wailing like a frightened 8 year old girl.

What was funny was that he actually thought it was hair...and not from a head...

[visitor]

 

[perfect_pitch]

Someone needs to see a dentist...

[visitor]

Someone needs to see a dentist...

a consolation prize, tom and jerry played on rubber chicken keyboard

[perfect_pitch]

The only way to forget that awful sound is an icepick through the ears...

Ahhhh... silence once again. What's that red stuff...?







Back in a moment...

[Bob]

*Bob throws octopus balls at other people in the thread.* 

[perfect_pitch]

*Perfect pitch takes them and makes Takoyaki. Mmm... delicious. Thanks for Lunch, Bob - very generous.

[outin]

Just woke up terribly hungry...and have neither octopusses nor spiders so will have to go for my usual breakfast, porridge...

[perfect_pitch]

Just woke up terribly hungry...and have neither octopusses nor spiders so will have to go for my usual breakfast, porridge...

Spelling Outin - there's no such thing as 'Octopusses'.

[outin]

Spelling Outin - there's no such thing as 'Octopusses'.

Seems there are indeed!

But would you prefer octopussys?

[Bob]

I thought we already covered that.  It's octopuses.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/octopi-octopuses/

[perfect_pitch]

Thank you Bob for backing me up.

[outin]

I am disappointed in you guys...no imagination?

[Bob]

*Bob ponders that there are octopuses and octopus balls.*   

Time well spent.

[perfect_pitch]

I am disappointed in you guys...no imagination?

This coming from someone who eats Porridge??? Where's your imagination?

[outin]

This coming from someone who eats Porridge??? Where's your imagination?

You never asked what I eat it with, did you?

[Bob]

Bears?

[outin]

Bears?

I don't like red meet...

[Bob]

[outin]

Bird meat however...tasty with or without porridge

[perfect_pitch]

Bird meat however...tasty with or without porridge

DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE OWLS...

How could you possibly eat anything that cute??? YOU MONSTER!!!

[outin]

DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE OWLS...

How could you possibly eat anything that cute??? YOU MONSTER!!!

I do not find owls cute any more than I find puppies or babies cute...

[perfect_pitch]

I do not find owls cute any more than I find puppies or babies cute...

That's because puppies aren't cute...

Babies however - I have to disagree, although I could be biased. I have a little 18 month nephew and I remember when he was a baby.   

[outin]

That's because puppies aren't cute...

Babies however - I have to disagree, although I could be biased. I have a little 18 month nephew and I remember when he was a baby.   

Well, cute or not they are probably not very tasty either...

[Bob]

"Baby" back ribs.  Look tasty.

[perfect_pitch]

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

[outin]

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

Probably because those are an ingredient quite difficult to buy...

[Bob]

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

What?  Well... Learn something new everyday.


*Bob releases a dinosaur into the thread.*

[perfect_pitch]

How in the HECK is that a dinosaur???

God killed them all about 6000 years ago...    

[and yes, I am doing that to piss off all the Creationists in the thread]

[Bob]

Bably blue heron.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/9z2l1c/for_anyone_wondering_what_a_baby_blue_heron_looks/


Only the lucky survive.

[perfect_pitch]

A dinosaur is classified as a land-mammal, not a flying mammal.

Therefore - still not a dinosaur.

[Bob]

A dinosaur is classified as a land-mammal, not a flying mammal.

What...?  Mammal?

[Bob]

A real mammal, rising up.. for the win! 

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously??? You cut out the best part of his attitude towards Science...

[Bob]

*Bob classes up the thread a bit.*



"Piano Lesson" by Cyril Rolando. Digital. 2017. 1100×1466
https://imgur.com/HUPLluj

[Bob]

That's right.  Look at the cute duck.  Become mesmerized.  Forgot to post.  Bob wins the thread.


https://i.imgur.com/eKSUODp.gifv