I never thought waltzes were boring - but I never thought they could be so inelegantly paraphrased

, he though as he closed his eyes and tried to erase banality of the recently viewed images--the lanquid latte sipping, the lap dancing scene on the piano bench, the meaningless insertion of home movie-style fragments, the wearisome and recurring ardent gazes in each others' eyes, the irrelevant and often reckless manipulation of the music to accomodate a sometimes embarrasing physical gyration...

(let's all play piano twister--attn. Pianostreet Kindergarten) Their act, clever at first, is getting a bit stale--time to move off the concert stage and on to Vegas to carry on the legacy of Ferante and Teicher, Liberace, and others.