alistair, with the amount of joking you do with me, i am amazed that you cannot withstand a joke from me.
Of course I can withstand a joke from you; what I cannot do, however, is UNDERstand them, or even recognise them as such, sometimes - this one in particular; I had no idea that you WERE joking and I don't think that it was obvious at all.
remember the pole-dancing jokes?
I was being perfectly serious about that! (no, I wasn't and of course I remember them!)...
now, if i joke with you - being that i understand from you that you consider the concept of sin quite far-fetched
You're very welcome to joke with me, of course, but your understanding here is incorrect; if it were correct, you would have to assume me to believe that no one ever can do or does any wrong - and if that's what you think I believe, you know far less about me than I'd assumed you might do. What I don't buy is the way in which the term "sin" is misused and overused by people with certain beliefs and obsessions, usually as part of some kind of attempted fear-mongering exercise, because I think that that is inhuman and insensitive.
...that if you were to convince God that you hadn't sinned by some reason or other - perhaps blaming it on Satan - that He might actually listen.
But even assuming that God would enter into conversation with me at all, why would you presume that I'd try to convince Him of anything of the sort? For the record, I wouldn't - any more than I'd seek to blame any of my own misdemeanours on anyone else at all.
btw, i am giving you an answer that many have used previously. and, for the record - everyone has sinned - so as you said, nobody can convince God of anything if He doesn't want to be convinced.
I'm sure that this latter part is true, but the above should reveal to you that you've not given me a realistic response at all, as well as explaining why that happense to be so. Maybe now that I've written as I have in this post, you may care to have another try.
Best,
Alistair