Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

A normal sane guy cannot win against these freaks, so I admit defeat in this thread

[j_menz]

I try and post Jackson Pillock (note: that I chose that spelling intentionally), and we get back to cats.

IS THERE ANY FRICKIN' SUBJECT WE CAN DISCUSS... That does NOT... bring us back... to FRICKIN' CATS???

Philistinism?

[perfect_pitch]

You prick... That's just being a smart-arse

[outin]

You prick... That's just being a smart-arse

Nice to have you back...but why is your voice so tiny?

[outin]

Philistinism?

Hmm...

[Bob]

"That's just bad drawing.  You drew a bad cat."



Maybe someone wants a cat on each page of this thread but they're using reverse psychology on us to attain their goal....

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe someone wants a cat on each page of this thread but they're using reverse psychology on us to attain their goal....

If you are referring to me, then you are WRONG! I didn't just go out of my way to google 'dead cats' and 'zombie cat' in the hopes of putting people off posting those moronic pictures.

I don't even like dogs either...

[Bob]

Problem solved. 

[Bob]

Very quiet here on the weekends....

[Bob]

How about this guy?

[j_menz]

How about this guy?

It needs a handle.

[outin]

How about this guy?

Unlike pp I am not going to post a picture, but those are consired food in South America.

[lostinidlewonder]

Use it as a toupée.

[Bob]

That's what I was thinking.  Bad toupee with a face.

[goldentone]

[Bob]

I could go for a muffin.... Except for the carbs... and fat... and cholesterol... and basically that the only plus for it is taste... and calories, but we're not hurting for calories at all.

[goldentone]

I could go for a muffin.... Except for the carbs... and fat... and cholesterol... and basically that the only plus for it is taste... and calories, but we're not hurting for calories at all.

Some strawberries to make it healthy and a clearer dietary intent.

[j_menz]

And just to send p_p completely berserk...

[Bob]

Haha.  I was going to say we've met the cat quota for this page now.

Better to skip the muffin entirely. 

[outin]

Haha.  I was going to say we've met the cat quota for this page now.

No way!

[perfect_pitch]

And just to send p_p completely berserk...

[outin]

Hmm...maybe I do have some sadistic tendencies...

[Bob]

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

The sad thing is, in the future - historians are going to think humanity was a sad pathetic race that seemed completely obsessed with cats. It was bad enough when you had old cat lady's housed indoors with a dozen cats... but the fact that 'supposedly' normal people like yourselves are spending all your time posting pictures of cats, means humanity as a whole should be wiped out.

I for one hope that at some point in time, pray (which is rare for me considering I'm atheist) that Google will one day take every single picture of a cat and delete them from the servers - thus thrusting the world back into some sense of sanity for ONCE IN THEIR FRICKIN' LIFE!!!

I even googled 'Add-on that removes cat pictures'. Sadly enough, this hasn't been done - a million dollar idea if you're up for it.

[outin]

It was bad enough when you had old cat lady's housed indoors with a dozen cats...

... 'supposedly' normal people like yourselves...

 

I might actually fit the former description better than the second...

[j_menz]

I even googled 'Add-on that removes cat pictures'. Sadly enough, this hasn't been done - a million dollar idea if you're up for it.

Someone has come up with something similar. Sadly for you, though, it removes baby pictures and replaces them with (inter alia) cat ones.

https://www.geekologie.com/2012/08/unbaby-me-chrome-add-on-removes-baby-pic.php

[lostinidlewonder]

I like washing my feet. Don't worry it really is feet! lol

[Bob]

The sad thing is, in the future - historians are going to think humanity was a sad pathetic race that seemed completely obsessed with cats.

Just look what happened to Egypt.  We think they worshipped cats.

[Bob]

Welcome...

https://zombo.com/

[outin]

LIIW is trying to get the thread locked so he could win?

[Bob]

Budgie to the rescue.... 

[outin]

We cannot drive him away with cats and I doubt a parrot will do it either...We need heavier guns...

Some terrible piano playing?

[perfect_pitch]

Budgie to the rescue.... 

HOLY CRAP - THAT IS AWESOME!!! That is the coolest bird video I have EVER SEEN!!!

[stringoverstrung]

some cats are bigger then others

[lostinidlewonder]

LIIW is trying to get the thread locked so he could win?

Come now, I'm sure seeing the ankles is no longer considered lewd

[outin]

Come now, I'm sure seeing the ankles is no longer considered lewd

It was in Chopin's days which I think some here would like to go back to

[perfect_pitch]

It was in Chopin's days which I think some here would like to go back to

Bugger off... there's nothing sexier than seeing a womans uncovered ANKLES!!! Turns me on...

Who needs to see breasts... the ANKLES DAMNIT, THE ANKLES!!!



(You can clearly tell this thread has broken my spirit in coming up with clever responses and well-thought out responses)

[visitor]

i must go. my people need me!

[goldentone]

lol  The gravitron gone haywire.

*click, click, spurt, spurt, brrrrrr*

[Bob]

*Bob tries to sneak a cat into the thread.*

[j_menz]

With all these %$#@%$# cats, we're gonna need one of these to cart the thread around.

[Bob]

Here's a dog pic instead.

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

Hm... Is that a cat encased in bricks?  A Count of Monte Cristo thing going on there?

Actually... If people get buried in concrete when they're making buildings and things... I imagine some cats and birds have been entombed that way too.

[outin]

So from now on at least one for every page:

[lostinidlewonder]

All these cat posts!!! I think you guys need to get a CAT scan and get yourselves checked out.

[lostinidlewonder]

^^^ What the hell! Someone hacked my image and replaced it with cats ..... noooooo!

[Bob]

Here's a picture of a dog instead.

[Bob]

Whoa!  Someone replaced my dog pic with a cat pic too.  Whoa!      *Bob whoa's some more.* 



And then perfect_pitch is like this...