Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

I presume that was a grammar fail, and that the question was meant to say...

No grammar fail...it was meant to say why can YOU eat more than I?

EDIT: A second time in a row I start a new page...that's how things are won!

[beethovenfan01]

Last ... ?

[Bob]

....post.   

Thanks, nicely done.  Nice way to end the thread here.

[perfect_pitch]

I'll end the thread when the thread needs to be won.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

You broke your own rule Bob - how are we supposed to trust you???

[Bob]

No I didn't.  That bird is roaring, not yawning. 

[Bob]

That's right.  You stay backed down.   

[outin]

That's right.  You stay backed down.   

That's a Finnish bird you know...You shouldn't mess with a Finn... You cannot win, you'll just get your brain eaten...

[perfect_pitch]

Pffft... We Scots don't let anyone put us down.

Even our robins have a 'I'll kick your arse' demeanour...

[Bob]

[outin]

Did he eat his own brain??

[perfect_pitch]

I have no words... No words... except...



I win.

[Bob]

Did he eat his own brain??

I think this is real/non-Photoshopped.  The owl's crouching down.  It's one of those small owls again.



*Bob attempts the "menacing dance" to scare others away from the thread.*


https://i.imgur.com/T0zz6b7.gifv

[Bob]

Here's some consolation for you from Louis CK.




You can hang onto that. 

While you lose. 

On this thread.

Because you didn't post last.

And you lost.



 

Did I mention you lose?

[perfect_pitch]

You can hang onto that. 

While you lose. 

On this thread.

Because you didn't post last.

And you lost.



Did I mention you lose?

Tell that to the guy above you...

OH WAIT, it's still you. That's the problem with double posting - some people might think you have Schizophrenia.



By the way...

Did I mention you lose?

[Bob]

Whatever did happen to jmenz?  I thought he was my future self.

*Bob wonders if he altered the timeline by running into jmenz.*  That would mean I'm on an alternative timeline now probably.  That would explain a few things.

[Bob]

*Bob's other personality looks down upon the thread with disdain.*



And here's an owl.

[outin]

Whatever did happen to jmenz?  I thought he was my future self.

He was. He lost, just like your future self will.

[Bob]

He was. He lost, just like your future self will.

 

*Bob assumes a defensive position.*



I guess the banana's outin's comment.  

And now I'm mentally hearing it as ootin....

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob's other personality

I KNEW IT!!!

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/TePSRMX.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

Subtle.





Speak friend and enter.   

[perfect_pitch]

Imagine walking past that door one night, drunk out of your mind...

You've have a bloody heart attack...

[Bob]

A random ghost shark passes through the thread....


https://i.imgur.com/jYuYsJT.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

That looks like some abomination, the end result of a shark, a dolphin and a stingray all doing it with one another...

Giving you... the above.

I bet you all the other sea creatures make fun of it...

[outin]

Aren't they just so cute? Sharks I mean

[Bob]

That looks like some abomination, the end result of a shark, a dolphin and a stingray all doing it with one another...

Giving you... the above.

I bet you all the other sea creatures make fun of it...

I briefly looked it up.  I think it's a chimera.  And now that we've all looked at it, apparently we've looked at its "parts" because those are on its forehead.  Although I still don't see that. 

Looks like a Frankenstein shark to me.

[Bob]

And then guinea pigs began devouring the thread....


https://i.imgur.com/rIJcnXe.gifv

[Bob]

Hm.... Triple post for the win....

[perfect_pitch]

Single post beats your triple post.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Okay then... Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

[visitor]

kiss cams dont  always go as planned or intended


Im off. Go hooman. My work is done, onward to the next adventure!

[outin]

Okay then... Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to do when visiting the nurse. The sight of her makes my pressure rise...

[perfect_pitch]

Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to do when visiting the nurse. The sight of her makes my pressure rise...

Tell me how that works out for you...

[outin]

Tell me how that works out for you...

Thankfully I'm lactose-intolerant so some ice-cream should do the trick...

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

That is one ugly woman...

[Bob]

 

Lots of results for that search.

[perfect_pitch]

I swear... sometimes this thread never pops up in the 'unread posts since last visit...

I somehow suspect foul play is afoot...

[lostinidlewonder]

Black magic!

[perfect_pitch]

Racist...

 

[outin]

Black magic!

Which one of you have red hair?

[visitor]

Ooh yay i *heart arts n crafts. So cute

U can save a ton of money making gifts for your friends

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Which one of you have red hair?

Mmm... sounds like a trick question.