Oh god my hormones are acting up again...
Tell me about your love life
I got a new mistress yesterday. The good thing with her is that she came with headphones, so even if we make love at night, nobody will notice. She used to have a tortured life, but under my hands, she seems to be quite satisfied. Her name is Yamaha "Arius-and some number". We'll see how it goes. Most important: no more complaints from the neighbors...
It is just me and me banjos nowadays.Cannot rely on women.If I get the urge, I just ring up the agency and they send one round.
I have to admit that I've never yet encountered an agency that would send a banjo around on demand...
Then you need to get out more.
the Beethoven portrait tattoo on the inside of my arm should say everything there is to say, about my love life...
Alright I have a problem here...She says she loves me, we introduced each other to our parents, she slept over multiple times, she even talked about what our kids would look like!BUT...she says she wants a casual relationship or friends with benefits and she to be able to be with other guys BUT SHE GAVE ME sh*t FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH ANOTHER GIRL EARLIER THIS YEAR. She said she didn't wanna sleep with other guys but I think she's full of sh*tWe had a big fight last night. I'm thinking of dumping her ass.
Welcome back to reality...
Are you chopin2015?
I'm thinking of dumping her ass.
No dude seriously like I don't know what to do.I might just pull a *** you I'm outta here unless you wanna stop being a douchebag but I don't know,
Maybe she has some kind of a Dissociative Disorder? Or Bipolar Disorder? Like she's on a really long period.
Just dumped her.
You'll get something better later...Now use this experience to further your art!
Just dumped her. I don't do any of that friends with benefits bullshit. I'm an all or nothing guy. I said when (if) she gets this hooking up with other guys bullshit out of your system I'll be waiting. And I feel really bad. We're not even gonna be friends. I just said don't talk to me, look at me,come to any of my performances, tag me in anything etc, unless you come back. But call me if you need me to beat someone's ass for harassing you or you need emotional support.
Good for you! If it feels like you got a huge weight off your shoulder, then I recommend just saying away from her, permanently. She sounds like the kind to play games, even if she "comes back". I wouldn't trust it. Don't give people a second chance to mess with your heart. Trust me. I've given people (I'm talking platonic friends, but this applies to relationships, as well...) many chances and they never change. You can't expect a person to change. And if you ask them to change, you end up looking an ass. You can't trust her, can you?
I have not experienced anything remotely close to a love life. If there is an aspect to love one can experience, I have not experienced it.
Dude, I am the last person you could call an expert on this, but I think you might have made a mistake.
What about a mother's love?
Dude, that's a major beta male move. If you want her back at some point in the future you must NEVER say you'll be there waiting for her. You shouldn't even say you'll be there for emotional support either. If you want a monogamous relationship, you move on and screw loads of girls like nothing happened, making her jealous and potentially making her realise she'd rather have you to herself. To tell her you'll be there for her on an emotional level and that you'll just be hanging around hoping she'll come back after screwing other men is seriously lame. It says you're a push over and punching above your weight. Even if she came back, you wouldn't be respected if you accepted her back in such a weak fashion. Think about evolution. Does a woman want her male sons to be the type who never pass on their genes because they mope about one girl and hang around waiting for her without looking elsewhere? No. Real men move on and spread their mothers gene pool, rather than vow to die childless and alone due to but one rejection. It might seem perverse, but there's nothing less attractive than a moping guy who hangs around lamenting the loss of one girl. Men who can move on are more likely to get a girl back- not those who say they'll wait around like a loser just in case. Sorry to be blunt, but you've gotta man up. It's win win, because it both means you might get her back and it also means you might find you like someone else anyway and move on for real before you even realise.
Actually I didn't say I would wait for her directly. I said.... "Alright I'm dumping you until (if) you get this whole seeing guy thing out of your system"And then after I said If you come back it's fine, if you don't it's fine.but the emotional support thing was true.
Werther doesn't agree.
I meant more along the lines of eros, not phila or storge.
At the end of the day I still love her and I want her to come back when she's not *** around with other guys.
Bring up the possibility of a threesome, as well.
She's just a horny person, get over it. Either accept it, or move along. Personally, I would *** as many people as i could. Just make it blatantly obvious of the distinction you make between lust and love. Bring up the possibility of a threesome, as well, there is a certain quality of leadership in that.
Nope that's not true actually I've tried several times to have sex with her but she wasn't goin. Or she'll just tease me and then stop suddenly for no reason and give me blue balls and laugh at me. I'M a horny person.
I feel very welcome here, on piano street! hahah Rach 4, do you watch Game of Thrones? edit: Rach 4, do you watch *dat* Game of Thrones?
I've heard of it. I don't watch tv though
It's fool proof.