Second to last post wins!!!!!!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What is a groyper? Sorry, I'm not old enough to recognize words like that.

Groypers are followers/supporters of Nick Fuentes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Fuentes), an ultra-far-right "activist."

Wikipedia gives a pretty good overview: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers

The TL;DR is that the dude who shot Kirk wrote a handful of memes onto (IIRC) the bullet magazine that are associated with a major figure in the alt-right who, among other things, practically went to war with Kirk (and other far-right leaders e.g. Trump, Ben Shapiro, etc.) for being "too far left" and "not white supremacist enough."

[liszt-and-the-galops]

The TL;DR is that the dude who shot Kirk wrote a handful of memes onto (IIRC) the bullet magazine that are associated with a major figure in the alt-right who, among other things, practically went to war with Kirk (and other far-right leaders e.g. Trump, Ben Shapiro, etc.) for being "too far left" and "not white supremacist enough."

Granted, there are other places where the shooter could have gotten those specific memes, but also this is really the only group who would have cared enough about Kirk to have shot him. Speaking as someone who is in a handful of leftist spaces online (as in, Canadian NDP left, not US Democrat left), nobody on the left actually cared about Kirk at all beyond the fact that he was funny because his face was small for his head.

A little annoyed that that had to be the first pair of posts on this page, but whatever that's my 10th new page on this thread.

[yqxpiano]

I’m never around during the new page.

[yqxpiano]

Give me the next one, or I’ll have to make sure no one ever gets another new page again

[orgarnic]

This connects back to what I said about getting a dead body yourself on the LPW thread.

[orgarnic]

That's cool. I didn't even realize I passed 100 posts.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I’m never around during the new page.

Except for getting reply #1000.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Give me the next one, or I’ll have to make sure no one ever gets another new page again

Eh, I have 10 times your new page count on this thread, so be my guest.

This connects back to what I said about getting a dead body yourself on the LPW thread.

LMFAO.

[yqxpiano]

Why doesn’t this emoji work?m :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Caught you between posts.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Why doesn’t this emoji work?m :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

You can put it in as an image, though.

[yqxpiano]

Ehh, I was planning to post twice but then forgot lol, if I remembered it wouldn’t have happened

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Ehh, I was planning to post twice but then forgot lol, if I remembered it wouldn’t have happened

Yeah, I was a bit confused by the fact that you still hadn't posted almost ten minutes later.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I see that you're still sticking to the odd numbers thing.

[yqxpiano]

Who says that I’m not.. it’s fun having a goal I know I can control, unlike new pages

[yqxpiano]

Anyways if I had to make it even to achieve a new page or post count I would do it

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Who says that I’m not.. it’s fun having a goal I know I can control, unlike new pages

You can absolutely control new pages...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

You can absolutely control new pages...

...Just be active on the site 24/7. ;)

[orgarnic]

Let me try...

[orgarnic]

oh wait. whenever I type "" it autocorrects to the emoji. that's weird

[orgarnic]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE IT STOP

[yqxpiano]

...Just be active on the site 24/7. ;)

I am active on the site as much as possible, it just seems the timeframes never match up right

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Let me try...

oh wait. whenever I type "" it autocorrects to the emoji. that's weird

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAKE IT STOP

To actually type certain emoticons on this site, you have to do something like changing the font in between characters. For example, if you quote this message, you'll see that I put a "[font = arial]" in between a : and a ). :)

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I am active on the site as much as possible, it just seems the timeframes never match up right

Then be active more.

The thread demands all of your attention at any point in time be given to it.

[orgarnic]

Hello again. It is presently 12:46 PM where I am.

[orgarnic]

With this information, you shall be able to calculate my location, I am sure.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Hello again. It is presently 12:46 PM where I am.

With this information, you shall be able to calculate my location, I am sure.

Well, you've implied that you aren't from the US, so if I had to guess I would say British Columbia.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

3:49 PM for me, though I've already mentioned roughly where I live so it wouldn't be that fun of a guessing game.

[orgarnic]

I think we live in the same time zone.

Are you sure I'm not from the US?

[orgarnic]

California?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

California?

New York (not going to say city or upstate).

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Are you sure I'm not from the US?

Well I thought I was...

I think LATG and yqxpiano are the only ones on this thread that live in the US.

[orgarnic]

What do you mean by "Well I thought I was"?
Wasn't that literally what I said?

[orgarnic]

Yea I think I'm stupid. The time you stated in one of your earlier posts is three hours ahead of me, which coincides with New York. I could have guessed that, because New York is the most populous state in your time zone.

I've given you much too many clues to my location. You can probably tell which city I live in by now.
My fault.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

What do you mean by "Well I thought I was"?
Wasn't that literally what I said?

I thought I was sure that you weren't from the US, based on the reply that I quoted lol.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Yea I think I'm stupid. The time you stated in one of your earlier posts is three hours ahead of me, which coincides with New York. I could have guessed that, because New York is the most populous state in your time zone.

Actually Florida passed New York about 10 years ago, and Ontario isn't that far behind (though that's not in the US lol).

But yeah if you'd deduced that I lived in the US, it would have been a pretty good guess to say that I live in NY based on my political leanings, lol.

Also, 1900 posts, yay.

[gasplamey]

I did the numbers for all the minor posters (everyone except transitional, me, gasplamey, orgarnic, and yqxpiano) on this thread, and apparently danesi has had the shortest amount of time with the second-to-last post, at only 51 seconds. If you exclude single-post users, then it's Siberian Husky at 3 minutes and 5 seconds (two seconds shy of rachmaninoff_forever). Going to work on the major (transitional, me, gasplamey) and semi-major (orgarnic and yqpiano) posters now.

Please finish this so I can gloat about how dominant I am in this threasd.

[gasplamey]

I think LATG and yqxpiano are the only ones on this thread that live in the US.

I'm offended that you forgor me.

I do not feel much patriotism to the US right now. The people who run it are clowns

Not much better anywhere else I don'tthink.

And Jimmy f_cking Kimmel got cancelled for pointing that out.

Yeah it was against the law but you cant say it wasnt deserve'd.

[orgarnic]

Based on just what you say, I'd guess that you live somewhere in the Midwest.

Texas, maybe?

[orgarnic]

I think LATG and yqxpiano are the only ones on this thread that live in the US.

Let me correct this: LATG, yqxpiano, gasplamey, transitional all live in the US

(this list excludes me)

[orgarnic]

Oh. frodo10 lives in the same time zone as LATG, so I think it's safe to say that he also lives in the US.

Or maybe Canada, considering how nice he is?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Please finish this so I can gloat about how dominant I am in this threasd.

Actually, I'm mostly done (procrastinating timing myself since I have a lot of posts on every single page, as opposed to everyone else who has a decent number of pages with little to no posts by them), but you're a distant third place. Based on how things are shaping up, you're about 2,000 hours behind me and about 4,000 behind transitional. Transitional actually has more than double your entire win time from the first page alone, lmao.

Still, you're one of only three people with more than 1,000 hours won, so that's something, I guess.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Not much better anywhere else I don'tthink.

How about Switzerland or the Nordics?

Yeah it was against the law but you cant say it wasnt deserve'd.

...It was very much not "deserved..."

[yqxpiano]

I agree.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I agree.

With who?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I agree.

A lot has been said since you were here last ;).

[gasplamey]

Based on just what you say, I'd guess that you live somewhere in the Midwest.

Texas, maybe?

No, I life in the ame time zoen as altg.

...It was very much not "deserved..."

You cant' say that shxt about someone who was just murdered, evne if it is legal.

Actually, I'm mostly done (procrastinating timing myself since I have a lot of posts on every single page, as opposed to everyone else who has a decent number of pages with little to no posts by them), but you're a distant third place. Based on how things are shaping up, you're about 2,000 hours behind me and about 4,000 behind transitional. Transitional actually has more than double your entire win time from the first page alone, lmao.

Still, you're one of only three people with more than 1,000 hours won, so that's something, I guess.

What is this bullshitery.
I demand a recount!

[gasplamey]

Anyways, how about you all fight a jerk with a gun whil.e I win the thread?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Anyways, how about you all fight a jerk with a gun whil.e I win the thread?

Nah, Kirby can handle it for us.


(And in case anyone asks, I'm assuming that Kirby is canon to this thread since Sonic apparently is.)

(And if they aren't, then they are now.)

[gasplamey]

Caught you between posts.

Nah, Kirby can handle it for us.

Hey, that's not fair! I never said it was a powerful jerk with a gun!