pictures!!

[Mozartian]

i have seen pictures of her, and i can say that i honestly do not see the point of her keeping these pictures from the forums. she definitely has something to show for. if at all, i should be keeping my pictures off the internet.

auw ty jre, but I'm still not posting them.

[alwaystheangel]

or maybe, she's so attractive that she is afraid that if she posted them, she'd be stalked.  I don't have to worry about that! hahaha

[rach n bach]

I don't have to worry about that! hahaha

[jre58591]

I don't have to worry about that! hahaha

i beg to differ.

[alwaystheangel]

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[soliloquy]

This is a picture of me and another user, ryguillian, riding around in a sooped up golf cart, which we affectionately named "Alistair Hinton's Magically Contrapuntal Adventure Golf Cart Experience":







Fortunately for me, because I'm ugly, the picture is too low-quality to tell what I look like


Was taken this weekend in Huntsville Alabama, when he was visiting.  We actually took this onto the ATV course and did some wikid jumps in it.

[ahinton]

This is a picture of me and another user, ryguillian, riding around in a sooped up golf cart, which we affectionately named "Alistair Hinton's Magically Contrapuntal Adventure Golf Cart Experience":







Fortunately for me, because I'm ugly, the picture is too low-quality to tell what I look like

Even more fortunately for me (and perhaps for some others, too), the above picture does not display...

Whilst thanking you graciously for the affectionate bit, the notion of counterpoint on the golf course is probably something of a struggle for most of us (unless Prelude & Fugue #18 from the W Tee C has anything to do with it)...

Best,

Alistair

[Mozartian]

This is a picture of me and another user, ryguillian, riding around in a sooped up golf cart, which we affectionately named "Alistair Hinton's Magically Contrapuntal Adventure Golf Cart Experience":







Fortunately for me, because I'm ugly, the picture is too low-quality to tell what I look like


Was taken this weekend in Huntsville Alabama, when he was visiting.  We actually took this onto the ATV course and did some wikid jumps in it.

I still can't believe you live in Alabama (and am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I don't live there anymore if it's true). I've been to Huntsville several times. Good bbq restaurant there, tons of traffic, and a lot of annoyingly steep hills, heh.

[lau]

ok, so I can pretty much fly. I know i've told a few of you people.

[pianistimo]

ok.  you are rather funny.  don't take it too far and hurt yourself on those pews. 

[lau]

FUNNY? more like amazing! do you even know how i do that?

[pianistimo]

must have something to do with wearing flip-flops.  it looks like you are wearing green flip-flops.

also, it looks like you have a giant thumbprint on the back of your jacket.  not sure if that is pushing you forwards or somekind of stamp of approval.

[lau]

from what you just said, i can now say that i am amazing. you are way off. that "thumbprint" has nothing to do with anything and i am not wearing flipflops, just regular shoes, and they are grey not green.

[pianistimo]

you are now ready for tall buildings.  but, watch the shadows on the sides - they give away the props you are using.

[lau]

with the method i am using, there really is no limit to how high i can fly, so i'm pretty much ready for tall buildings but i fear high places. and i don't think any shadows are giving away my secret. tommorow i am going to fly at school, it's going to be so cool.

[pianistimo]

ok.  whatever.  can you change water into wine?  you are a chef, you know.  i think it might be useful.

[lau]

i don't know what it is but i have gotten into magic tricks in the past week. i have a lot of them maybe like 12 and i would say at least half of them  are pretty much amazing. i can have someone sign their initials on a coin and open a can of pop and out comes their coin with their initals. wow. a lot more where that came from.

water into wine? that sounds poopy

[maul]

Please make yourself disappear. Forever.

[lau]

geeze, what did i do?

and that photo was not edited at all. it's a pretty simple concept to the trick, but sort of hard to do still.

[maul]

Yes, the left leg is fake (hollow), and has a fake sole at the bottom that you can step in and out of. So basically, you hold your right leg out straight while you balance yourself on the other leg in front of you on a ledge of some kind.

[thalbergmad]

Please make yourself disappear. Forever.

Damn, you got there first with that one.

I was gonna say it.

Thal

[ail]

From what the picture shows, you could simply have jumped and someone photographed while still in the air. Not very impressive. Plus the pic is badly focused and we can't understand the horizontal distance from your feet to the pews. Show us a video.

Alex

[nicco]

Is there something worse than wannabe magicians?

[thalbergmad]

Is there something worse than wannabe magicians?

Wannabe pianists

[rach n bach]

Wannabe pianists

Look whose talking now...     Mr. Earwig in the keyboard.

RnB

[thalbergmad]

Look whose talking now...     Mr. Earwig in the keyboard.

RnB

Got them all out.

Them Dyson vacuum cleaners is top quality.

Thal

[nicco]

Wannabe pianists

Congratulations on posting the most obvious answer in history

[maul]

From what the picture shows, you could simply have jumped and someone photographed while still in the air. Not very impressive. Plus the pic is badly focused and we can't understand the horizontal distance from your feet to the pews. Show us a video.

I already said how it was done mang. Lau, you realize you should have grown out of this whole poser magician thing at like... 12, right?

[jre58591]

Them Dyson vacuum cleaners is top quality.

theyre a far cry from tyson 

[lau]

pssht, there is nothing childish about being a poser magician. I wouldn't call it poser, it really fools a lot of people. But i can pretty much say i didn't jump, maul pretty much gave away my secret, as expected. Maybe if they take a better picture next time i can put that on, or a video, but i am not sure about that.

[maul]

Yes, it's funny and disturbing how people actually think that magicians can fly (seriously). Probably the same type of people who disregard logic to believe in 2,000 year old books.

[living_stradivarius]

geeze, what did i do?

and that photo was not edited at all. it's a pretty simple concept to the trick, but sort of hard to do still.

It's as easy as standing an egg upright: https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,16709.0.html

[thalbergmad]

Yes, it's funny and disturbing how people actually think that magicians can fly (seriously). Probably the same type of people who disregard logic to believe in 2,000 year old books.

That amuses me and will irritate others.

Thal

[lau]

Yes, it's funny and disturbing how people actually think that magicians can fly (seriously). Probably the same type of people who disregard logic to believe in 2,000 year old books.

actually, those same "people" probably wouldn't believe in people being able to fly due to their beliefs.

[pianistimo]

you're right.  i was sure you were using an erector set on the left side of the pew.  now i realize it's a dead skunk.  i think some kind of voodoo is being done.

[alwaystheangel]

my goodness all of you guys! grow up!

[rc]

MAN LAU CAN FLY?!

 

All my flying dreams get out of hand...  Above the trees I go, over the buildings, off into the atmosphere.

[pianowolfi]

MAN LAU CAN FLY?!

 

All my flying dreams get out of hand...  Above the trees I go, over the buildings, off into the atmosphere.

Very good. Let's dare to tackle the impossible.

[living_stradivarius]

you're right.  i was sure you were using an erector set on the left side of the pew.  now i realize it's a dead skunk.  i think some kind of voodoo is being done.

No, it's just what happens when you take Viagra when you're underage.

[lichristine]

like the face? You so can't tell i'd been awake for 57 hours.

[pianowolfi]

like the face? You so can't tell i'd been awake for 57 hours.

Ah that's why you need that rope attached to your hair, which leads to the ceiling and keeps you from falling. I see, you have just erased it with photoshop.

[thalbergmad]

What a babe.

You look like tin tin.

Thal

[lichristine]

Yay! Thanks.

[tompilk]

Ok, this thread keeps on popping up and I have avoided it long enough:


God, I never look at myself. In fact I hate cameras. I don't know why I was smiling, maybe I'd just eaten a milky-way...
Tom

[tds]

ok, so I can pretty much fly. I know i've told a few of you people.

omg, i wanna fly too . you gotta teach how to do it, lau. btw, can you also fly outside church?

[soliloquy]

Only post for TDS.

[thalbergmad]

Nice eyebrows

[pianistimo]

and two front teeth.  soliloquy - sometimes 'impression' is best given by a long shot - and not directly under the nose.

your more youthful pic on the wall looks like the adams family's son.

ps did you fold a small piece of paper for those two front teeth?  these are exactly the kinds of 'before' pictures i see on the orthodontists wall.  tell your parents to use the dental insurance before you're 18.  or is it too late?

no worries.  my mom had to wait until her 30's.  her teeth look nice.  (our family has had all kinds of orthodontal challenges).

[opus10no2]

You look gay 

[counterpoint]

I know why I don't  put a picture of me in here  -

you get beauty tips all over and at the end you look as a fashion model 

https://www.fashiongates.com/models/directory/sex/male-models.html