prongated, that's a good question. for those that are seriously considering that option. the kingdom of God. interestingly, the very apostle who may have had homosexual tendencies at one time - was jailed for preaching the gospel after he had been converted. in acts 16 - the story is told about them being stripped of their robes, beaten, and thrown into prison, and in vs. 24 'their feet fastened in stocks.'
now, how hopeless of a situation is that? i think it's meant to show the situation we are all in when we are born. how should we know that this world locks us into a system? that we long to be free of it? any government in the world is still going to hold you down in some way. be it laws, taxation, military decisions, whatever.
so, here paul was - locked into prison. it sounds very hopeless. 'but about midnight, paul and silas were praying and singing hymns of praise to God, and the prisoners were listening to them... they could have said 'hmph. we did the will of God and now look where it got us.'
so vs. 26 'suddenly there came a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison house were shaken; and immediately all the doors were opened, and everyone's chains were unfastened.
interestingly, paul was concerned for the jailmaster who was going to kill himself because he thought the prisoners had escaped. he said - do yourself no harm - we're all here. this consideration and kindness for the very jailer who was keeping him was uncharacteristic of most prisoners. paul kept the prisoners all there by having seen the power of God through prayer and believing that prayer works.
so the jailer asked the same question as you: 'what must i do to be saved?' and they said (they being paul and silas and the believers) 'believe in the Lord Jesus, and you shall be saved, you and your household...and he took them that very hour of the night and washed their wounds, and immediately he was baptized, he and all his household.'
ps the last sentence is my one sentence response. i just put it into context.
alistair, i think you'll talk your way out of any bad sentence from God. i see it in you already. the thing is - you'll have to admit you sinned at least once or twice in your lifetime. i don't think he'll take - 'i've never sinned.' all God wants to hear is that we accept Jesus Christ as our personal savior because we cannot save ourselves. we are physical and born of matter. God is Spirit. how can we turn ourselves into spirit. that is preposterous. we can, of our own selves, do nothing! nothing spiritual. we are slaves to the system we are in. we were sold from the time we were born until we are born again. free. from above and not below.