Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I'd be curious to know what Bob's 'Google search history list' looks like.   

 

[Bob]

I was wondering what ads I'll get now.

[perfect_pitch]

Given your pic shown here:

You'll probably begin to see ads like these:

...uuurgh - creepy.

[Bob]

[visitor]

 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm genuinely not going to click on that Visitor...

...has this forum degenerated into a 'who can disgust the most users' thread???

[outin]

I think I'd win anyway, remember the worms on page...whatever

[perfect_pitch]

I think I'd win anyway, remember the worms on page...whatever

No...

[yewtree]

Nope, too big.  

[perfect_pitch]

Nope, too big. 

...or too long ago.

[outin]

...or too long ago.

Right! That must be corrected immediately...This one is even better.

[Bob]

I found out how those are made. 

[perfect_pitch]

Thank you Bob for bringing the topic to a more 'civilised' and less disgusting tone.

[Bob]

I'm just pretending like I didn't understand what the one video was.  My brain hasn't fully registered it yet.

Moving on... I find the lack of true owl bun pics a little disturbing.   





You'd think you could find anything online, but I'm ending up with own muffins instead of owl buns.

[Bob]

Halloween's coming...

[perfect_pitch]

Halloween's coming...

Meh - that's just a fancy word for a mandatory session where American kids get to fuel their obesity and prove that glutton knows no age limit. 

[Bob]

Well, the movies are better.  They've got options for anything essentially.

[perfect_pitch]

Most of them aren't scary though...

[visitor]

yep. just like that.
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

[Bob]

That's a well done marshmallow.

[perfect_pitch]

yep. just like that.
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

That's right Visitor - only YOU can prevent them - so if we see any more Bushfires, we're knocking on YOUR door and demanding to know what happened.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I'm pretty sure Poachers are a bigger problem... That's what you get when 'em 'Muricans have 'em guns.

[Bob]

Nice.  I got the seal and Smokey Bear combined here....


https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZmbdwp_700bwp.webp

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry Bob - but the file doesn't seem to play. I presume this is another of your technological fails???

[Bob]

It's a still image.     How long were you waiting?


I was looking for a Pronton-M rocket failure gif from today to congratulate you win, but I couldn't find one.  And I didn't want to use a potentially offensive rocket failure gif as a joke. 

So I found this instead.


https://media.giphy.com/media/uksZNQMmqOB0s/giphy.gif

[Bob]

Go to 9gag.  First thing I see is the Proton-M failure.

But it's a webm file.

So here.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVYzjqw_460svvp9.webm

[perfect_pitch]

Web-m usually implies Media file - hence the M on the end.

[Bob]

The round bear is a webp though, whatever that is.


Interesting.
https://www.zamzar.com/convert/webp-to-jpg/
WebP is an image format developed by Google in 2010. The format allows users to save an image in either lossy or lossless format. Google has made bold claims about the compression efficiency of the format stating that it can be up to 34% smaller than the equivalent JPEG or PNG file. Google believes that through the adoption of a more efficient image format, the speed of the web as a whole can be increased due to the volume of images being viewed at any one time across the world.



https://i.imgur.com/EconY2m.gifv

[Bob]

Bob pulls ahead... 

[perfect_pitch]

Later that day... Bob met a new friend who didn't like his driving style.

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/txO9Z0d.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

5 days I had the win Bob... why did you have to ruin it?

You're just pissed off at being pulled over by the cops after that drifting... aren't you?

[Bob]

I was thinking I was missing something.





  How's the win feel?

[perfect_pitch]

It felt good...

... and it feels good again.

[visitor]

It felt good...

... and it feels good again.

 

[perfect_pitch]

I wonder where David Attenborough was at when that was shot...   

[Bob]

https://i.imgur.com/K7Issmd.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I could play this game all day long.

[visitor]

 

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - then given the previous posts... this is coming your way.

[Bob]

 

Uh oh.  You've angered Sam.





 

[perfect_pitch]

Uh oh.  You've angered Sam.

MAN... we live in a glorious age of the internet where there are a plenitude of pictures depicting exactly what we want to say.



No one cares about Sam.

[Bob]