Last post wins!!!!!

[georgey]

That, and to deliver parcels to customers residences, in a manner similar to how they are handled by Baggage handlers. 



 

Postal worker Newman.  Very good!  I often look to Seinfeld episodes for answers to the really tough questions in life.   

[Bob]

*Bob has no idea when Canada Day is still.* 

[perfect_pitch]

Australia Day is January 25th. It's a great day - we have fireworks, barbecues on the beach and it's a chance for the Australian public to binge on alcohol and get into fist fights...

 

[visitor]

*Sprinkles some art over the thread
 

[perfect_pitch]

*Sprinkles some art over the thread

I'm sorry, allow me to correct that statement...

*Sprinkles some [COUGH, COUGH, SPLUTTER]



"art"



...over the thread

Here's some real art...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

See Visitor, even the Most Interesting person in the world thought your post was awful.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

See Visitor, even the Most Interesting person in the world thought your post was awful.

Wrong! I liked it!

[perfect_pitch]

Wrong! I liked it!

Oh no... you don't get to claim that role of being the most Interesting person in the world... unless this is you in all those beer commercials...

[outin]

Oh no... you don't get to claim that role of being the most Interesting person in the world... unless this is you in all those beer commercials...

Wrong again! Cannot be the most interesting person if I have no idea who, never seen, don't care...

[perfect_pitch]

And yet you probably know who Justin Bieber is... but that doesn't make him any more popular or talented.

[outin]

And yet you probably know who Justin Bieber is... but that doesn't make him any more popular or talented.

Who?
I was never good with names of not interesting people...

[Bob]

[j_tour]

This could have been such a nice thread, full of spirited debate and delicate bons mots.

Now you people turn it into fap central.

For shame.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... the last 2 pictures were of a weird celebrity who doesn't understand how peoples perception works, and there's a picture of a kid...

WHO EXACTLY are you fapping over J_Tour...   

I'm wondering who I have to call now...

[j_tour]

I like that you like Justin Bieber.

Because I do too.

A lot.

I bet you don't have a pillowcase with his picture on it. 

Or maybe you do.

Tell me, and you'll lose the game. 

Or perhaps you'll win.

I have something of Justin Bieber.

[perfect_pitch]

I like that you like Justin Bieber.

I never said that, I didn't even hint at that... I think Justin Bieber is a massive @#$%

(I'll let your imagination fill in the blank) However, if you can't fill in the blank - I did find this online...



(I love that this exists)

Because I do...

That's something I wouldn't admit in public.

[Bob]

Did you win?  Click here...
https://giant.gfycat.com/FatherlyFrankCaudata.webm

[perfect_pitch]

Did you win? 

I had won... for 5 days straight. Why did you have to go ruin it, Bob?

[Bob]

   :24 seconds in if this doesn't load.

=24

 

Keep watching up to around :40 for the eye contact.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - maybe Owls aren't always that cute...

[j_tour]

There is no owls.  And Dale Cooper is a puss. 

Also, I am the last poster!

[perfect_pitch]

I HAVE to ask - why on earth did you try to embed THIS:

...and what relevance does it have to this thread?

[j_tour]

Because I'm the last poster!

And, no, I have no idea.

Last! 

Winning!

[ranjit]

Does it qualify if the post is empty?

I'm officially a contender now.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm officially a contender now.

Ahhh... another contender for me to compete with - or as I like to call the other users on this forum... "inevitable losers", when I win this thread.

[outin]

Ahhh... another contender for me to compete with - or as I like to call the other users on this forum... "inevitable losers", when I win this thread.

We two can settle that one later... I'll let you take care of the newcomers...

Then there's bob or course...I think I'll just send him a bucket of cute little spiders.

[perfect_pitch]

Then there's bob or course...I think I'll just send him a bucket of cute little spiders.

Don't worry about you Outin though, I've got the perfect give for you... the only thing I need is your address and then I can win this thread.

 

[Bob]

This is the day... that you almost won the thread.

[outin]

the only thing I need is your address and then I can win this thread.

If that's the only thing you need to win...good luck finding my house

[perfect_pitch]

Well, there can't be too many wooden houses with lovely Gothic style skull fencing and chicken legs...

[outin]

Well, there can't be too many wooden houses with lovely Gothic style skull fencing and chicken legs...

Oh the fence was a thing of the past, we have already moved on...also I felt I needed some change so did some renovation

[perfect_pitch]

Well... as I said - the house with CHICKEN LEGS can't be hard to miss.

[outin]

Well... as I said - the house with CHICKEN LEGS can't be hard to miss.

Chickens do not have claws like that...you must study your birds better before trying to find me...

[perfect_pitch]

Chickens do not have claws like that...you must study your birds better before trying to find me...

Meh - not important enough. I'll just go back to practicing and winning this thread for the time being.

[outin]

Meh - not important enough. I'll just go back to practicing and winning this thread for the time being.

You do indeed need a lot of practice to win...in fact I doubt there is enough practice in the world to help you do that

[perfect_pitch]

You do indeed need a lot of practice to win...

I think I'll exercise that right now...

[outin]

I think I'll exercise that right now...

The more you practice your mistakes (faulty wins) the better you get at it. So keep going!

[Bob]

You guys are very good... at losing. 

[perfect_pitch]

You're better at it than I am... You've lost many, many, MANY times to me Bob.

[j_tour]

The meat man comes, waxes all you y'alls' tails, and leaves.

Triumphant.

Like a Heldentenor.

[perfect_pitch]

The meat man comes, waxes all you y'alls' tails, and leaves.

And the second he leaves, Perfect Pitch swoops in for the win.

[j_tour]

And the second he leaves, Perfect Pitch swoops in for the win.

Spoken like a true prodigy.

[perfect_pitch]

No offense, but I've never been a big fan of Tarantino as an actor...

[Bob]

Must be looking for your win. 

[j_tour]

Nope.

You all aren't doing it right.

https://www.nataliedee.com/090904/advicefrog2.jpg

[perfect_pitch]

Considering John Travolta is a Scientologist - I'm not surprised he can't find anything.

You all aren't doing it right.

https://www.nataliedee.com/090904/[/img]]

EMBEDDING: You're not doing it right, either.

Allow me to enlighten you.

[j_tour]

Yeah, well like I totally could do it if I wanted to like not watching a Star Wars every day.

I bet if you had a dog you'd name it iPad because of being a nerd.