Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

You know, there's a TED talk on the Google search bubble....

[Bob]

One more page by July 1st...   So close... I think it's doable.

[j_menz]

One more page by July 1st...   So close... I think it's doable.

Nope.

[outin]

Nope.

[Bob]

Oh wait.  We still have a day left at least, even for j_menz.  I guess we can slack off a bit and finish this page off tomorrow.

[outin]

[Bob]

All right.  You guys are on break until tomorrow.  You'll violate the union rules.

[outin]

All right.  You guys are on break until tomorrow.  You'll violate the union rules.

[Bob]

Getting pretty close to the next page.  Someone wants a word with you...





Actually.... Page 1 would be the first ten post/replies.... Page 10 would be the tenth...  So, wouldn't we need to fill up Page 30 on here to actually meet the quota?  In which case, you guys better get moving.  You've got another whole page left and less than two days now.  Doable, but... better not slack off.

[perfect_pitch]

I win...   

[j_menz]

better not slack off.

Part of my rules to live by:

[Bob]

I think this should do it....



Darnit!...    Doesn't matter.  We still have to finish page 30 to be complete.

[j_menz]

Calm down.

[Bob]

We have a quota to meet.  It's planned out.  If we don't meet the plans, than all that was wasted.

The person who actually fills up the last page probably won't realize it though.  The person who steps to the next new page would be aware of that, but they weren't the one who completed the page.

[Bob]

Aw man.... It's 50 posts per page.  So reply 1449 will finish this page.  Plus there's another page to finish by tomorrow.

You know what that means.


You guys have failed.  Shame on you.

[Bob]

I mean, uh... Let's buckle down and get this job done.  I believe in you.  Sure.  We'll finish off Page 30 by July 1st.  Go team.  Yeh.



...and there was much rejoicing.... Yeh.

[j_menz]

Here, you'll need this...

[Bob]

It's not me.  I was merely hired in to manage the thread.  Have to have direction and goals.  Otherwise it will wander aimlessly. 

By the way, when do I get paid?   Haha.

[j_menz]

Have to have direction and goals.  Otherwise it will wander aimlessly. 

I like wandering aimlessly.

By the way, when do I get paid?   Haha.

[Bob]

I'm charging double then. 


(I don't think that youtube has any audio...)

[j_menz]

(I don't think that youtube has any audio...)

It does. Maybe your system has a taste filter?

[outin]

We have a quota to meet.  It's planned out. 

[j_menz]

[outin]

[j_menz]

None of that little green person stuff here, thanks.

[outin]

None of that little green person stuff here, thanks.

You've been watching too much silly scifi stuff? Little green men...? 

[j_menz]

Little green men...? 

Not just little green men....

[outin]

Not just little green men....

You just keep dreaming...

[j_menz]

Waiting for winter?

[outin]

Waiting for winter?

That requires something warmer

[j_menz]

Eww...

I was referencing the ice skates on concrete look. 

[outin]

I was referencing the ice skates on concrete look. 

Something like this?

[Bob]

Ugh.... Not what I wanted to see waking up this morning....  By that I mean the ice skate of course.

[outin]

Ugh.... Not what I wanted to see waking up this morning....  By that I mean the ice skate of course.

Yeah, they can really ruin one's appetite...

[j_menz]

You have been warned!

[lostinidlewonder]

My throat was lacerated by thin ice in a drink, so dangerous.

[Bob]

Dang.  We're not going to make it.  Maybe this page, but no through Page 30.

[j_menz]

[Bob]

Not going to happen.

[j_menz]

Not going to happen.

It already hasn't here.

[outin]

Not going to happen.

[j_menz]

[Bob]

If you want to roll the counter over in three years.... you'll care....  you'll care....



Although, after that... It either rolls over or it doesn't.  There will probably be more of a buildup than an actual payoff.

[lostinidlewonder]

Eye Care. Who cares? I care.

[j_menz]

Eye Care. Who cares? I care.

Oh, and Groan! 

[mjames]

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

[Bob]

[Bob]

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

Well it was.  



But not now.  



 
 


We can all boost our post count and appear more intelligent that way with this thread.


*Bob considers imposing a mandatory quota that is required on newbies.*

[j_menz]

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

Pull up a martini....
 

[Bob]

*Bob continues clicking the pic.*   I've almost got it.  Hang on. 


Hang on.